"According to Velloso, less than 3% of paying users actively use Copilot, even though Microsoft has pre-deployed it directly into the Windows 11 taskbar and across the Office suite." lol, lmfao

7'5" with an 8'0 wingspan and speed and finesse is some hacked 2K bullshit

Denvis

I'm not going to police your follows because blocking here doesn't immediately unfollow an account HOWEVER If you try to put Gaiman's shit in my timeline, we are going to have a BIG problem.

An auditor for the Ontario, Canada government found that AI agents tasked with turning doctor/patient conversations into structured notes routinely hallucinated false treatments, replaced drug names with entirely different drugs, and missed crucial information

idk i just feel like there were maybe a thousand other, less catastrophically smug ways you could have tried to make...whatever this point is

INSPECTOR MINTON'S INVESTIGATION FILES: THE CLOWN MURDER CASE

Pro wrestling is so important

Do you ever think about the fact that the designers of General Midi were tasked with coming up with the 128 most important instruments in the world, and one of the answers they came up with was "Goblins"

the artist was banned from the cave for violating the ToS

literally yes i expect someone to do that. i did that in university. it is not hard to source shit properly if you have access to papers (i had jstor access then but AA or sci-hub are options now as well), libraries (even if you have to wait for an ILL), and internet search

gay guys are always saying things like Did u hear the new song from Beth. I'm like no who's Beth. And they're like shut up bitch listen to this. And then they play the worst song I've ever heard. I love u gay guy.

Every president love harping on and on about creating more jobs. More jobs. More jobs. Oh wow look at all these jobs. Economy must be going great. Strangely. A lot of them also love supporting the "has the very explicit literal goal of deleting jobs while making childporn" machine

Love this for them #subnautica #videogames #gaming

Who doesn’t need a website archiving Japanese milk packaging . www.citymilk.net

The best time to boycott Xbox and Microsoft was when BDS called for it, the next best time is now. Focused, targeted boycotts work, this one is working, and all you got to do to support it is go play other games. Literally the least you could do in this moment in history

How I feel when I'm voice acting Vs How I look voice acting

this isn't the car

I'm winding down an astrophysics lab at work. I found an IBM ThinkPad 600X connected via RS232 to one of the fiber SANs. It runs Windows XP SP2. I found the password and logged in. This computer has been sitting there, on, for 2,585 days (7.08 years). Its battery still holds a charge!

took a beginners sewing class with my love 💖 Ore no nawa... Donquixote Sew-f-l-l-l-l-amingo

[airily, to the butler, martini in one hand] just save it to the desktop

BREAKING: "Alligator Alcatraz," the internment camp in the Everglades, is closing. Here's what you need to know:

FELIZ ANIVERSÁRIO VAGINA BONES

this is how things work in Georgia, down to trash collection. you do not want HOA for me, apartheid for thee

you should still cancel nitro. Xbox is BDS. don't give them attention.

Now this is someone who put pen to paper. God damn.

“spicy content” “sinful sunday” awww look who can’t say FUCKING AND SUCKING

7 months to go

just received the most depressing email of all time from linkedin, and that's saying a lot since every single email i've ever gotten from linkedin is pretty depressing

GOD. Spicy is a baby-talk ass designation deployed specifically to express discomfort about sex

everyone's an adult what even is happening lol. we turned into such a child civilization, having imbibed only the media and philosophy for children and anyone who remembered the adult world has long since died. eternal adolsecence.

eternal childhood is how we domesticate animals

this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.

the gang's all here

“Elven pornos” is my new cellar door

It's becoming clearer that every Manosphere trend is just something straight men co-opted from 2010s circuit gays.

happy mother’s day🍼

consider this

it smelled like chatgpt garbage, and lo and behold it's just scaremongering for ai services. get thee gone hallucinatory disinformation machine of fascism, may thermite get poured on your servers

busytown... lazytown... maybe our towns shouldn't be defined by their relationship to labor

western themed video game: GORE WEST VIOLENCE WEST BAD WEST STRANGE WEST western movies: FROM MY GUN TO YOUR LIPS THE BASTARD WHO KILLED THE SON OF A BITCH THE MAN THEY CALL SHIT SIX HUNDRED THOUSAND STICKS OF DYNAMITE

By this logic, Tekken 2 made me a jeet kune do master

let’s take our SSRIs together

You do not hate the DOGE people enough. Boys with toys breaking things they were too arrogant and lazy to understand.

Using the rules of linear perspective to combat ai slop can I get a hell yeah