Taika Waititi's Wario

Finally caught up on DCC. "There will be no more warm hugs from me!" is definitely my new go-to response whenever someone pisses me off at work

anybody know if there's a German word for the sadness you feel when you finish the most recent book in a series and have to wait for the next one?

explaining to my office's facilities manager how I'm not actually flushing the flushable wipes he just saw me drop in the bathroom

for the youths who werent around for the iraq installment - dont believe anything the govt says about progress - no the democrats dont have to say getting rid of the baddie was good and therefore they have to support the war - the war needs to be ended - the media is not your ally and they love war

Incredibly deployable image for Bluesky posts

still can't get over what an all time bag fumble the last 72 hours have been for the us men's ice hockey team. just an all timer from revered to reviled. pretty amazing iyam.

Anybody else feel like Ashly Burch's mental health puppet show "I'm Happy You're Here" would be a good fit for @dropout.tv?

get weirder 🫵

Well, I guess this fits. AI art is to actual art what Bari Weiss is to actual news.

No one should ever feel the pressure of having to be perfect. Except for me, and it's a moral failing that I'm not.

Any Democrat who sits through that fascist turd’s lies like a potted plant is a dangerous tool. It’s not even constitutionally required that you show up, or that this be a TV show! Presidents used to submit it to Congress by letter. Either don’t show up or use the dumb TV show to make some NOISE.

I don't believe in a God that ordains or even "permits" evil things to happen. I think God exerts very little, if any, direct control over the world. But I'm still feeling angry at him today.

I'd have thought learning that the billionaire pedophile murderers are actually deeply, truly stupid might make me feel a bit better about things. They're not better, just luckier. It just makes me angrier at the universe.

every leftist i know is very excited about technology but unfortunately they want tech that improves society and makes people's lives easier and that's harder for wealthy prdophiles to build a trillion dollar industry bubble around

This is the interview Donald Trump didn’t want you to see. His FCC refused to air my interview with Stephen Colbert. Trump is worried we’re about to flip Texas.

FROLIC dammit

JUDGE JOHNSTON: “Today, immigrants are being detained without due process. Tomorrow, under the Government’s interpretation of the law, American citizens could be subject to the same .. This Court will not allow such an unraveling of the Constitution.” storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Me: Invest all my savings in cryptocurrency Financial Advisor: Do you understand cryptocurrency? Me (picturing the cryptkeeper's face on all currency): 100%

gimli: never thought i'd be fighting side by side with a hack journalist & a career doj prosecutor legolas: i mean i get it but yeah everyone with a brain hates fascism gimli: bet bet bet [kills a nazi w an axe]

I’m asking ICE to curl up and die like a salted slug. I’m asking for everyone who directed them to spend the rest of their natural lives in prison. And I’m asking for every quisling Democrat to walk the earth with ceaseless and unavoidable scorn. Those are my demands.

Jack Duffy attaches a respirator to his bagpipes to play through tear gas. “I always play it whenever the police retreat because it's like, ‘You fucking ran while we stayed,’” he says. The full story: lataco.com/protest-bagp... By Julianne Le

the first choice is literally what Jesus would teach, i feel like i'm losing my mind

At best, you will get more targeted ads when they sell your PII. At worst, your data will get subpoenaed and some four year old shitpost will get trotted out in front of the House Un-American Activities Committee 2.0 brought to you by Cheez-It.

They’re killing it over there on X, the CSAM app

What's with all the stupid fucking names for these detention centers? Whipple? Dilley? These are delicious frozen treats not hubs of some of the most horrific human rights abuses in American history.

free dril

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

This Black History Month I'm happy to be reminded that the Black Panthers are still around reminding folks that those that serve the public should be fearful of the public youtube.com/shorts/N_Q3x...

"No one is above the law" says administration that is absolutely tripping over its own dick to ensure their pedophile-in-chief remains firmly above the law

This means the Epstein files have resulted in the opening of criminal proceedings in the UK, Norway, France and Poland... but not in the US, where Trump's DOJ insists the files are closed.

watch us, bitch

I guess I am a bit of a chaos bisexual but it’s in less of an Ilya Rozanov way and more of a “Beaker from the Muppets” way

A cat followed my daughter home Friday Her name is Yuki and she is now head of household. Yes, I will be listed as her dependent on our taxes.

subtle joke you missed as a kid: when your car goes off the track in mario kart, you get Toad (“towed”) - the character Toad shows up on a cloud to drag you to safety

nintendo is going to drone strike the data center responsible for this

cyberpunk 2077 npc as i sneak up behind him to kill him with my cool knife: yeah i want to fuck my dishwasher so fuckin' bad choom

Swapping Bovino for this clown is like shitting your pants & changing your necktie

Suozzi voted for ICE funding last week and issued a preening self-congratulatory press release afterwards bragging about bucking the Dem Party on the vote. FAFO.

Yes, hateful rhetoric, like Renée Good’s incendiary last words to the man who shot her multiple times: “That’s fine, dude. I’m not mad at you.” Truly, this hateful rhetoric must stop

Calling the Gestapo “the Gestapo” is causing the Gestapo to act like the Gestapo.

The French would have had guillotines up on every street corner like Starbucks by now

I may be a regular guy, but as god is my witness I will never know how to answer the phone

Currently researching master's programs that will teach me how to tell my calendar app this event is only 18 hours, not all day

Chicken $1 Broccoli floret $1 Corn tortilla $1 One other thing $3,600 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...