Did you know that strawberries are not berries, and are actually mammals?

an aggressive ant colony reduces the Keebler elves to a pile of bones and little outfits, but what sends a wave of deep unease around the world, the true source of fear, is how fast these ants are able to get cookie production ramped back up

Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon. Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.

a timelapsed video a very turbulent updraft base from a supercell thunderstorm on August 27th of 2022 near Cannon Falls, Minnesota

none of this would be happening if we'd just given greta thunberg a gundam

"Mark Carney is doing a good job of unifying Canada, not dividing it" 🟢 Agree: 72% ⚫️ Disagree: 28% Read it for free here: open.substack.com/pub/canadian...

The EU has just voted, by a VERY wide margin, for the full recognition of trans women as women…!

Everybody stop what you're doing and look at this cat I'm sitting

I don’t really know what I expect in posting this, but maybe some people see it and can learn from it. I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.” 1/

NEWS: The House just voted to repeal Trump's Canadian tariffs that are raising prices for Americans. TIm Kaine and Rand Paul and I led the Senate effort to pass similar legislation—let's get it done!

The worst reactions to the Tumbler Ridge shooting will come from the far right in Canada and the U.S.: “See? Gun control doesn’t work! See? Trans people are mentally ill and not to be trusted.” So when you hear this, reject it with actual data: /1

Dude it is so funny that they are trying to go to war with the most streamed artist of the year

I need every single politician involved in covering up the Epstein files shipped to his island and then we need to Jurassic Park his island

personally I'd go with less Jurassic Park style and more Peter Jurasik style

Jesus christ www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Post a tree you photographed. (If you feel like it)

One of every thousand American residents has been taken into custody by ICE in the last year.

I’m proud of Canada today.

Invoking wealthy class solidarity to excuse sex crimes against children is sorta the Epstein Class in a nutshell

What a week, huh?

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

Johannesburg’s Nyamakop Studios turns African artifact repatriation into a bold heist game. Protagonist Nomali and a crew of ordinary citizens reclaim 70 real-life artifacts taken during the colonial era. The 30-person dev team includes people from Zimbabwe, Ghana, Nigeria, Ethiopia and Tanzania.

Carapacian armour is a skeleton that envelops the wearer, the haunted vessel whispers in your ear, guides your hand, twists your purpose.

Finding out that top execs from both LifeTouch and Chuck E. Cheese are in the Epstein files has pissed me off in a way that I didn’t think was still possible.

Age verification? Look at my driver’s license:

I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.

"A modern-day concentration camp ... People have been killed by the staff here." Irish citizen Seamus Culleton has been in ICE detention since September, despite having a valid work permit and his own business in the US.

Once you notice society's base reluctance to refer to women as "geniuses" with the same frequency they do as men, no matter how talented or influential she may be, it's a thing you never really stop noticing.

in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with. this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.

This is a giant red flag and I don't know how anyone can see it as anything else.

This is literally what CURRENT LAW requires. It’s in the Constitution! www.politico.com/news/2026/02...

some guy wrote me an incredibly nasty email today from his regular email with his full name and i was bored so i decided to send it to every member of his family on facebook and his employer, a large MN nonprofit good luck tom!

she said "I'm quirk chungus moding" and with frothing agitation, I understood. I am cursed with knowledge I do not want and burdened by memetics patterns burrowing in my mind and infecting the way I think. Prometheus stole fire from Olympus and we still suffer under the eagle's beak.

With unprecedented attacks on our public health care (esp. Alberta's Bill 11) we need our federal government to take a stand against American style two-tier health care & enforce the Canada Health Act. Watch FOM's Chris Gallaway in today's press conference with allies from across the country:

Costume designs inspired by the Inky Cap, Clathrus Ruber and Devil's Tooth mushrooms 🍄

The Heritage Foundation has released a 250-year roadmap to “save America.” The document is a how-to guide for subjugating girls & young women: a detailed plan to push them out of college, funnel them into early marriage and motherhood, and then trap them there. jessica.substack.com/p/theyre-com...

I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

#hourly #dook https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/dook/photo_1620@07-08-2018_15-24-30.jpg

This really has to be internalised by everyone. It's the core of every social ill. No more billionaires.

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im here for this level of petty

Instead of declaring that everything that isn’t directly related to your greatest fear for the future is a “distraction,” why not recognize that we’re running headlong into a polycrisis? @brynntannehill.bsky.social brings the 50,000-foot view into focus for @damemagazine.bsky.social.

If you want an idea of what Alberta *actually* thinks of separating, here you go.

omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for gradient.horse

WAKE UP, HOSERS NEW PETITION JUST DROPPED Petition e-7148 calls to require all federal party leaders to obtain and maintain top-secret security clearance to ensure they are fully informed of threats to Canada’s national security and able to act decisively to protect Canadians and our democracy.

He's so clearly just saying whatever passes through his skull that'll get him what he wants. Blatantly manipulative. Dude doesn't know anything about Canadians except "they like hockey", so of course, China's gonna take it! Not even worth talking about the rest of that bs.