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Boundaries, not borders.

they need to make tiny cans of seltzer. i just want those first two sips

timeline cleanse: franky watches the garbage truck pick up the trash this morning

When not in use, the Rubio is powered down and placed in a corner.

Vogon poetry now the fourth worst in the universe.

YOU WANT TO BE ONLINE? ENDURE.

For the first time ever, I had to make a payment in crypto. I can now confidently say that crypto payments combine the speed of a dial up modem and the ease of updating the drivers on a 1998 HP Laserjet printer.

countdown to the first police chase through a car wash

America, 2025: the laugh-track has been turned off.

I think we should just call the administration’s approach to oversight hearings the yo momma strategy.

I'm really glad my* cat has no idea what's going on out there. *Does not denote ownership, merely affinity

Let's preview how the discourse around "political violence" is going to be exploited going forward. When lawless thugs brutalize the citizenry of Blue cities on Trump's orders, that will be "law enforcement." If citizens do anything to resist, that will be "political violence."

The laws are to protect our own soldiers. This is the actual truth.

If there isn't a rapid and vast rejection of this by every level of civil society, the consequences will be counted in dead neighbors.

Democrats are being asked to fund a government that just openly pledged to use the military to murder Democrats

EVERYONE STOP EVERYTHING Mychal the Librarian is hosting the Reading Rainbow revival!!! reactormag.com/reading-rain...

If I'm not careful, I might sigh myself to death. *sigh*

People keep on bitching about Palestine protesters as if they (in the face of massive state violence) aren’t responsible for one of the greatest shifts in public opinion ever despite an entire media landscape set up to stop them

Dude! 💪❤️👍 youtube.com/shorts/Cl0RG...

/5 I’m old, and fat, and slow, and live a mostly complacent and banal life, so maybe it’s more appropriate to put it less dramatically: I am prepared to accept substantial unpleasantness and hardship rather than submit to fascism.

Kash Patel: We caught the guy, easy peasy His 22 year old groyper head of terrorism: the boss is based *10 minutes later* Kash Patel: shit damnit that was actually a large possum shit fuck the news crews are gonna be here 22 year old groyper, absolutely covered in scratches and bites: ow boss

better things are possible!!!!

"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?" A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons. Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.

My brain is falling out of my ears like wet cake.

Q: but what if a full Epstein investigation also takes down Bill Clinton????? A:

The vast bulk of stopping rapists, looks more like alienating one's family and friends than a badass kung fu battle on a dark street

every birthday message to epstein is like "dear jeff, you're so rich and so handsome but probably the thing about you i love most is that you're a prolific child predator. never change <3"

I wonder if it's ok to burn the Epstein Files...

If rich people hate poor people so much, why do they keep making more of us?

zohran mamdani is making me filled with too much hope for the future whatever happened to the good old politics of “everything must be dog shit”

Trump paints the town! Please share #laloalcaraz cartoons!

That’s just too many words for “is racist”

I regret to inform you the US CPSC social media team has fallen

every time I see LIFEFORCE this shot makes me laugh

starting to suspect my neighbor is a large language model

Talk about a cheap date

it finally happened www.nytimes.com/live/2025/08...

The news out of DC is consistently awful but it’s still kind of amusing to see all these tough guy members of Congress lining up in front of the cameras to say things like, “I can’t step outside the Rayburn Building when I’m here because if I hear rap music I’ll shit myself.”

Slightly diminish a band: Blue Oyster Coffee Klatsch

Gonna pour one out for the humble Kenmore dehumidifier in our basement just plugging along day after day like Sears is still an anchor store at the mall

young boys should look up to Perfect Tommy instead of andrew tate or that little streamer rat man youtu.be/fKHaNIEa6kA

shout to the therapist I had a couple years back who told me I was catastrophizing and, I quote: "how likely is that to REALLY happen, though?" when I told her I was anxious about queer book banning and obergefell and our rights in general

Between a "No Other Land" crew mate filming himself being killed by a settler, to a journalist being killed by airstrikes he was covering minutes earlier, I'm not sure how much more televised Israel's genocide can be

Orgies and sex parties are basically members of the sex fandom coming together for a convention

Santa called. He said you’re gettin’ a 93 year old man named Albert for Christmas. Albert will need fruit cups.

The reason people keep claiming that Republicans and other types of creepy religious freaks want to take away the vote for women is because they keep saying that's what they intend to do.

just a reminder again that we were told over and over that a 13 year old downloading a Limp Bizkit mp3 was an existential threat to society

The earliest recorded cheesecake recipe predates the earliest recorded pie recipe by 13 centuries.

chatgpt 5 bring wife back. How bring wife back