the humble nuclear fuel rod

BREAKING:

Elf on a Shelf is a tool designed by the oligarchs to get children not only used to, but excited about living in a surveillance state where every action they make is constantly being watched and judged. I'm not joking, I think it's actually sinister and any parent who does it is sus as fuck.

for some reason its surprisingly hard to find the bit in the dark crystal where as the mystics are walking one of them just dissolves and the others barely acknowledge it. its hilarious

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collect blue spheres

je sais... mon miserable GoonStick

grimch

this is one of my favorite videos ever and i don't think i've seen it on Bluesky yet

if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄

the keyboardists slacking off again

HELP, MY HEART

ngl i got a vision of a better world. chief got a sex change surgery and so did you, let’s megakill some flood while your new pussy heals beautifully

Every game is a kusoge if you look at it hard enough

They did this in cloudy with a chance of meatballs

this is what it feels like to get accused of screen peaking CS 1.6 at a lan party

YOURE NOT DRAWING MISTLETOE!!! YOURE NOT DRAWING MISTLEYOE!!! THATS HOLLY!!!! THE BERRIES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE WHITE FOR MISTLETOE!!! THATS HOLLY!!!!! THE BERRIES ARE RED!!!!! NOOOOOOO

lulzzzzzz

the VC of trans women when I ask them to do their best impression

Idk I feel like someone's who's a big enough sicko to install Firefox to avoid chrome's shenanigans is going to instantly drop it the second it makes a noise they dont like

pruning your youtube subscriptions feels good af

Ragú Unveils Sensory Deprivation Marinara Tank https://theonion.com/ragu-unveils-sensory-deprivation-marinara-tank/

backwards long jumps were placed in the game by the devil to make you doubt god

Breeding song

fuuuuck yes i just remembered i can post longer vids now

No… it can’t be… there’s no such thing as a yakubian ape” you say to yourself in growing horror while looking at a picture of Joe Rogan

Simba (1969-1972): A tart, lemon-flavored soda from Coca-Cola, marketed as a "pure, thirst-quenching beverage." Known for its distinctive green, embossed glass bottles. But the background, roll-out and demise were a wild ride...check this 🧵

*looking at video game discource with a tear rolling down her eye* wow... its as if twitter never left 🥹

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oh it's so round

When you start Dark Souls

out of a mild interest it listened to some of vengaboys' the party album and only like a quarter of it is cheesy eurodance, the rest of it is just a trance album? its honestly kinda disappointed

they've reconsidered the hanging Christmas tree. now it's just a singular crimson orb. somehow.......I'm still uneasy

Ooh MAMA, sue me! Huh HA! Hey horse girl, I must be at max pity- cause I gacha

dr. pepper creature.mp4

have you tried loving a woman instead

unemployed. loser. weird. gay. dumb

girl.

arrested outside a movie theater topless, 10-17 beers in me, yelling at nerds going to see fnaf 2 that they should "go play five nights of FUCKIN and get jumpscared by some BITCHES instead"

Shadow of the Colossus (2005)