I can usually gauge how good of a sleep/nap I had based on how much of a trainwreck my hair looks when I wake up

Can someone tell John Taco Bell to open a store closer to were I love thank yiu

I'd be down to punch a guy if he gave me £20 and a dominos pizza

KLONOA Empire of Dreams and Mr. Driller 2 available to play now for #NintendoSwitchOnline + Expansion Pack members! Which one will you play first?

Daily Tinkaton post Day 185 Hammer spin :3

Ate a yummy pizza today with my girlfren

This is why God left us

LGBTQ+ REP STARTER PACK... MUTUALS, LEMME KNOW IF YOU HAVE LGBTQ OC'S BELOW AND SHARE THEM! go.bsky.app/5urXkVt

You just don’t expect random philosophical questions at the supermarket.

pizza cheeser

Moist Esports when they win i guess idk

does anyone wanna be really fucking cool and get me one of these

So classic!

i just made a cool video

as someone who has never played a single Call of Duty game and has only listened 2 songs from one of the games, i can say with confidence that Black Ops 2 has a fucking fire soundtrack

Daily Tinkaton post Day 184 Hi :3

Crashout

Look, it's me!

Moist Esports Funky Kong

Disney+ used to be $6.99 a month. Finish the sentence: If buying isn't owning then...

If I get to 400 followers I will post A Tinkaton

Remember when South Park was satire and not parallel to real life

@scyhigh.bsky.social ur short hehehehe

Uhhh test?

Fuck it why not ngl.link/scyhiigh

His pants aren’t even a fucking square, they’re a rectangular prism fuck off

Luigi denies Mario his rapture

i think it's attractive when lesbians

I think I survived the rapture pretty well tbh. Spent most of the day with my girlfriend on a pier and the most romantic place: Tesco Express

Hey god can you hold off on that rapture thing until I 100% Peggle? It might take a bit because I'm kinda busy this week

lucky snorkel

Call your senators and your house rep. Make a stink by being clear that abandoning trans adults and children is a no-go. Cis people, call and be loud for us. We are tired.

an edit button would be real nice just saying

Gonna just say, if it's this easy to protest against the monolith that is Disney. Then there is no excuse for people to be clinging to Harry Potter. Like, if the needle can be moved against Disney, people can make it move against JK Rowling. Stop the flow of money into her accounts,

DID YOU KNOW: the R.O.B. amiibo works with four times as many games as the actual R.O.B. does

I am the definition of sex appeal

It’s all fun and games until you gotta draw the hands

I have a proposition for John Nintendo

im so tired i could sleep a horse

this challenge fucking sucks

Made a new version of this Art Meme! You can us this as much as you like, no credit needed! #nsfw #freespeech #iconsent #pornisnotacrime

I tried to write 10 puns in ASM to make the compiler laugh. Sadly, nop pun in ten did.

Tomato does not belong on a chicken sandwich. You cannot change my mind on this.