this wouldn't've happened if they didnt verify Jerry

Everything is bad now because kids get their taste in music from algorithms instead of from trying to impress the older girl you know who looks like the Bombchu Bowling Alley Operator

(guy about to invent shrimp fried rice) you're thinking a shri-

just realized i never showed off these new outfits i made for my #bronto model #oc from left to right: wii jacket (original in replies), maid outfit, coco bandicoot, mario, and link :3 idk why the mario outfit has such fucked up lighting lmao

filler episodes are the anime equivalent of an austistic person infodumping about their special interest

Girls can love girls. Guys can love guys. We don't give a shit who you're fucking we just want you to buy Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour.

Commission for @ Skyyknighter on twitter

Take a trip down to Albuquerque, in this #NintendoMusic app update! New tracks from "Weird Al" Yankovic's 'Running with Scissors' make their way over to the Nintendo Music app, such as "Your Horoscope for Today", "Jerry Springer", and of course, "Albuquerque"! 🎵 Listen now: ninten.do/6014Q2UDj

Experience explosive combat, a gripping story, and visuals like nothing you've seen before! Relive the Wii U cult classic later this year, with all of it's unique gameplay mechanics left intact, when Devil's Third Reborn makes it's way to the Nintendo Switch 2 System.

Cynthia

So I downloaded SynthV I blacked out and 3 hours later Kindness Una was there

The Young and the Restless is just boomer Skibidi Toilet

call me richard castle the way i be writing castles

Happy anniversary of the creation of the world's most famous gender neutral bathroom! 🥳

more vivian #papermario

Jeffrey Dahmer? i barely knew her

i wonder if Biker Jared on Kanto Route 13 has a brother named Pro

doing the default dance while listening to Let It Happen by Tame Impala, clapping at the same time the song claps

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@jcsalterego.bsky.social WAIT IT HAPPENED?!?!

One version of the Mario Bros. arcade has an oversight where reaching 980,000 points gets a Game Over. This happens because the game starts giving Mario extra lives on every frame, overflowing the life counter. As such, he is literally killed by being showered with extra lives.

me when i drink too much Dr Pepper:

me after my 7th can of Dr Pepper: hey at least i dont drink alcohol

transgender is COOL #SG22 #Art #Vivian #PaperMario #Mario

happy trans day of visibility ❤️ this chicken loves you

why do i have a sleeveussy

FUCK! right as I needed to hide a body!

i will finqlly bite the bullet and go on HRT if Captain Falcon appears in the Super Mario Galaxy Movie

i think i messed up

common misconception: the human in Ratatouille (2007) isn’t called Ratatouille. he’s Ratatouille’s Monster

this post finally made me realise that there are 4 types of vgboxart submitters 1. guy who is just a massive fan of a game 2. guy who wants to make a dumb joke 3. guy who has an insane crossover/original idea that only makes sense to them 4. guy who is extremely fucking mad about something

hawk tung spit on that sahur

I FUCKING CALLED IT

Game: Pokémon: Red Version TAS Author: CasualPokePlayer Source: tasvideos.org/6561M

Game: Super Mario Bros. (1985, NES) TAS Author: OnehundredthCoin Source: tasvideos.org/6012M

Game: Family Feud (1993, SNES) TAS Author: Heisanevilgenius Source: tasvideos.org/1248M

happy mario day! ✨ no new art but here's a drawing of Peach i did last year! 💖👑 #art #Mar10day #princesspeach #fanart

I've been vocal about celebrity castings over people that actually do the job but Childish Gambino as Yoshi is extremely funny

Gee Miku, how come your mom lets you celebrate TWO days?

The Indy 500 has announced that this year’s track will be reflected, inspired by the Mario Kart franchise’s Mirror Mode. paletteswap.site/dif...

happy women's day! i love women so much i became one

Gayyyyy

if i had a product i would be a dogshit PR manager but somehow i would be better than whatever the fuck im seeing on my TL rn

this is at my LGS... im gonna click on this to stunlock my opponent

You talked me into it lol

Drew Paige on stream the other day in what I can only call one of my classic stiff, generic, "idk how to pose this character" type poses! Anyways it's neat, I like it :) Unlike Deadlock which makes me cry :(

And some more TY mechs that I never got to use. Mecha TY style - part 3/3 #marchmecha

risotto is short for charismaotto