call me richard castle the way i be writing castles

@emmosfunnywrld.bsky.social YOU FUCKING IDIOT

what if tung tung sahur was a cocaine fiend

i'm very concerned about the financial stability of penjamin city

i'm john f keyboard rn

name 1 women. times up buddy

super mario goes to tel aviv

been rewatching parks & rec (because im white & ugly) and it's so fucking funny how much of an upgrade it is to go from paul schneider to rob lowe and adam scott. like paul is fundamentally fine i just forgot he was a character that existed till i rewatched this show

what if baby keem was in the amazing digital circus

man fuck that bob the builder guy

i went to tiananmen square and it was kinda boring

if 9/11 happened today they'd make a movie called "i saw the north tower glow"

clerks 2 is peak cinema

@fracturedlight4.bsky.social i hate you bees

boutta shart myseld

feel like Roddy Rich the way im gonna ee err

You Know What Fuck You 1,000 Red Coins

sometimes i walk through the exit door instead of the entrance door because im fucked up and evil

outmogging the rabbit display in homegoods while listening to run away with me by carly rae jepsen #realliving

do you think it's called 67 because it's 6 then 7

in my aphex twin phase #obama

im boutta gorp myself

Shaq met KeMalito. (photo via CMLL)

lost at the vietnamese restaurant they gotta Find Mii

kpop demon hunters is fake gay bullshit. y'know what's real media? mr. popper's penguins.

Nothing beats my new dokan kaboom Marvin six flags® the Martian t-shirt🔥🔥

i did a special for you speedrun because @tedorate.bsky.social told me to in a dream youtu.be/_vSP8yWhWKc

THAT FUCKASS WHITE BOY GOT KNOCKED OUT

you don't need chatgpt when you can just make alts to have conversations with yourself to sound smart

elite ball knowledge implies the existence of elite cock knowledge

BREAKING: captain toad has been spotted on the launch star logs for epstein galaxy

when the indie band promotes themselves with "we sound like a combination of -" and then lists the 3 worst bands of all time

The greatest defensive wrestler of all time, Yoshiaki Fujiwara, with some great defense against Riki Choshu in June 1988 (and then even better offense).

Último Guerrero vs Volador Jr Singles matches from 2008-2018 [🎵 - Electric Relaxation - A Tribe Called Quest]

ngl i woulda punched the shit outta freddy fazbear

@andrewsm64.bsky.social why are you woke

opened twitch to see some vtuber playing an ai slop game whats new

kpop woke hunters

fucked up in the crib playin wiwi

i just pooped in my butt and then i got up

the redlettermedia star wars holiday special video where they barely talk about the star wars holiday special is incredibly fucking funny

back on my shit

just listened to the big day for the first time. that shit #sucked!

On tonight’s ECW, JT Smith and Little Guido have gone for cheesesteaks.

www.twitch.tv/emmoswrld more dreamscape

KBR2 gaming

god is good

a 2tb ssd would earnestly save me rn