i find it crazy that right after k in the alphabet there's just "lmao"

my therapist referred to my deadname as my "biological name"

lol im just remembering in the wiilink discord server there's a "lesbian" role that actually used to be above the admin role, so as a lesbian admin i had the power to add and remove admins but not lesbians

im so sick of society's lack of acceptance and inclusion of social engineers. WE ARE REAL ENGINEERS!!!!! 💔💔💔

i hate pills. i feel like i just swallowed 8 small rocks

Hey. Kindly reminder. Content creators are not your friends just because you like their work. You do not know who we are. This goes double for anyone under 18; be very careful about interacting with adults. If any adult makes you feel uncomfortable, DO NOT ENGAGE THEM. RUN.

i went to doctor today and the doctor diagnosed me with "Male-to-female transgender person." idrk what this means can someone explain to me?? are there any symptoms i should look for?

still thinking about this github.com/Newer-Team/N...

i fucking love how arden's singular one and only ever post she's ever made on bluesky is a quote repost with no text

BREAKING: @scyhigh.bsky.social banned from mario kart wii after allegations she told an immigrant to "go back to this country: 🏳️‍⚧️"

meow

i forgot to count my eggs before they hatched :(

needed one of these yesterday morning -w-

somebody really loved the moonkitti merch i was wearing in the mental hospital

i don't tend to find this kind of joke funny but i love how it works this way

@flarebat.bsky.social i know you'll always have my back when i make an uninteresting post 🩷

i ate a impossible whopper

pro tip: extend to 60 minutes to get the full experience

in case you were wondering, if you type /. in the wii internet channel's address bar it will redirect you to slashdot.org this is very useful i've used this shortcut countless of times

When you ask a group of people what someone does on a bed when it's time to sleep.

When you're playing a Mario game and you reach the lava world.

When you ask me whether or not my dog, Billy, has been spending much of his time sitting down, lying down, or standing up.

when you ask someone out and they say no

Me when I'm asked my opinion on the situation

My friend when I ask them what caused their latest break up

When I'm watching TV and my dog takes the remote and a different show suddenly starts playing

When your soul is hit by a projectile in Undertale

when you beat super mario galaxy 2 without transformations

they call me their ex the way i'm formerly twitter

the simple answer is you’re not

@toadetteswife.bsky.social wait so if i'm toadette then how come you're wife

stebler my goat

losing my shit at tom clancy's daughter immediately setting this to her banner after seeing it

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reply "meow" if silly

imagine wearing a shirt with your own face on it

in my house we do not tolerate intolerance

Me: man, if only there was some kind of expert on really old shooter games who could help me