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note: this was not my ip address

am i the one person in the entire world who actually likes discord's new age verification requirement? it seems very narrowly tailored to making age-restricted channels actually have a purpose and nothing else. just seems really useful for adult entertainers (like me) and doesn't affect 99% of users

He has no previous owners and was vaccinated/ de-balled bc he was a stray. My info is getting put into his chip. I'm happy to report that after almost a year, I finally have a new friend

Goat Simulator 3

i think every discord server should have a #pragma once channel at the top

my best wordle yet (yesterday's) at the behest of the best starting word MEOWS

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Oomfies if you ever see a black cat staring at you or approaching you, that's not bad luck that's just me checking on you and seeing how you're doing

90s kids being told Pluto isn't a planet anymore

philosophers encountering my content

i woke up to some really cool notifications today

New handle!!! Courtesy of the amazing @mkw.cat :3

always remember this is a completely valid statement in c++

POV: You're trying to validate to a child who's angry at their father for being untruthful about Santa Claus

when the construction workers leave a yellow metal container in the vicinity of my home

When you manage to place a red item box directly inside a regular item box.

My reaction to trying my new treadmill for the first time.

to all my haters who say wiilink wfc server code is bad (but unironically, im looking for new developers who are more skilled in golang and server development than me. if this is you then dm me!!!)

i find it crazy that right after k in the alphabet there's just "lmao"

my therapist referred to my deadname as my "biological name"

lol im just remembering in the wiilink discord server there's a "lesbian" role that actually used to be above the admin role, so as a lesbian admin i had the power to add and remove admins but not lesbians

im so sick of society's lack of acceptance and inclusion of social engineers. WE ARE REAL ENGINEERS!!!!! 💔💔💔

i hate pills. i feel like i just swallowed 8 small rocks

Hey. Kindly reminder. Content creators are not your friends just because you like their work. You do not know who we are. This goes double for anyone under 18; be very careful about interacting with adults. If any adult makes you feel uncomfortable, DO NOT ENGAGE THEM. RUN.

i went to doctor today and the doctor diagnosed me with "Male-to-female transgender person." idrk what this means can someone explain to me?? are there any symptoms i should look for?

still thinking about this github.com/Newer-Team/N...

i fucking love how arden's singular one and only ever post she's ever made on bluesky is a quote repost with no text

BREAKING: @scyhigh.bsky.social banned from mario kart wii after allegations she told an immigrant to "go back to this country: 🏳️‍⚧️"

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i forgot to count my eggs before they hatched :(

needed one of these yesterday morning -w-

somebody really loved the moonkitti merch i was wearing in the mental hospital

i don't tend to find this kind of joke funny but i love how it works this way

@flarebat.bsky.social i know you'll always have my back when i make an uninteresting post 🩷

i ate a impossible whopper

pro tip: extend to 60 minutes to get the full experience

in case you were wondering, if you type /. in the wii internet channel's address bar it will redirect you to slashdot.org this is very useful i've used this shortcut countless of times

When you ask a group of people what someone does on a bed when it's time to sleep.

When you're playing a Mario game and you reach the lava world.

When you ask me whether or not my dog, Billy, has been spending much of his time sitting down, lying down, or standing up.

when you ask someone out and they say no

Me when I'm asked my opinion on the situation