Kitty letter to Santa 🐈‍⬛🎅

You can only have one, choose wisely! a Cat girlfriend (she loves you) or Emmet.

Official 2002 European Super Mario Sunshine screensaver that features Mario sliding across the screen and periodically turning into his famous "aggressive" render from that game.

Wtf???

Turn on the TV. Doesn’t matter what channel.

A cat and her namesake 🧸

too bad Mario kart world doesnt have anti grav anymore, mk8 used it in such innovative ways like oooo anti gravity brown sewer system

Best Restaurant.

simpsons season directly into harry potter season

im so sick of society's lack of acceptance and inclusion of social engineers. WE ARE REAL ENGINEERS!!!!! 💔💔💔

mario bosses when you hit them twice

This is what happens when you make a mistake

Cloudflare HQ:

I release my first VIdeo game for wii: Lily Skate

NFTs are amazing because you apparently “own” them but the AWS outtage yesterday took out everyones apes lol

i made a gff for no reason

action/platformer speedruns: yea we have to do 100 frame perfect tricks to clip through all these sections and it's all skill based and precise practice and speed old jrpg speedruns: WE HAVE TO TORTURE THE GAME BY RIPPING ITS SOUL OUT AND REPLACING IT WITH DR MARIO TO FORCE IT TO DO OUR BIDDING

I believe how difficult it is to unwrap an ice cream sandwich has a direct correlation to how it will taste. the more difficult wrappings contain the better tasting sandwiches...

has anybody else noticed something annoying the youtube mobile app does with seeking 5 seconds back in a video? it doesn't actually go back the full 5, it has some kind of keyframe for how far back to go so i've often looped the same three seconds multiple times because it doesn't go back enough.

congratulations on your new job in gas station security in the delaware area, sans undertale

Fart Friday

added audio to it cuz i was bored

my kid walked up and handed this to me and said “we’re prepared for World War Thr-ehhehehehe” in the Scooby Doo voice

they ar giving me a pulitzer .

it's been a while and videos have long been added already, so I should probably get on this at some point, but I've just been lazy

Maryl 60

Been doing this for the past few minutes

It is Time. #Zoobe #Rabbit #4thOfJuly

ytp muppets

We must demand immediate action to end this skibidi toilet crisis. Join us and make your voice heard. Sign this petition and stand with fellow cameramen demanding an end to this skibidi toilet crisis.

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #4,503,783!

Teacher: "bring only important things to school" Me:

everyone should watch this video that @mkw.cat made with me :3 youtu.be/cjtCGQ6niNY

took me 27 days to notice theres a typo in this

Me patiently waiting for Bluesky to add videos and gifs over here.