If this was the 2000s this might have been cool but alas, we live in the Anti-Privacy Age so we have plenty reason to be skeptical. Also "limited-time appearance as an in-game character portrait"; you do not get a 3D model made in your likeness and you don't even permanently exist in Gran Turismo 7

"Bruh there's style mismatch in The Super Mario Galaxy Movie's pixel art retrocore shots." Wouldn't be the first time.

day 153

I implore you all to just check out the Caddicarus commentary on this commercial, "Cream Butt Flubber Catch" and "Rogue the Albino Rat" are a million times funnier than whatever YouTube's AI translator bullshit churns out.

⚠️TRADE OFFER⚠️ I get: You to snitch on anyone who may be involved with our stolen corporate property You get: Nothing

Reposting this here

Someone got banned

Daniel Kong

See him as he is, no longer afraid of anything. Sonic Heroes (2003)

Please spread this around! Young trans people might not know who these bastards are, and we can't let them victimize another generation.

another wave of "RIP Twitter all time posts" is going around so I'm gonna share my personal favorite

Drip and Slop all over your best pants in this Sludge-tastic new title! Goop from a Bucket is now available on the Nintendo Switch 1 and Nintendo Switch 2 Systems.

this goes so hard

New look at Earth during sleepy time. (Source: Artemis II Crew)

day 150

Movie: Furry Vengeance Language: German

Actively avoiding "The Super Mario Bros. Super Show" so that I may achieve an escape from the ever-increasing stress of the modern human experience and societal expectations: GOOMBA!

LOONEY TUNES (2024) ONLY ON NETFLIX

What if there was a Sixth Guy?

"Super Mario Bungus Punch!" and I cried so hard, man. 🥹🥹🥹

Boners pee into a spire of gay, Distant farts call to an ass still unnamed.

Skibidi Genius!

I expect Jack Black to be making a phone call immediately to say, "NOT COOL, DUDE."

lmaoooooooooooooooo

I'm just like. Nintendo wants these movies to attract more people to their games right? Because they are failing hard on that front if seemingly the only people getting behind them are *existing* fans (and small kids, who probably are also fans).

-also seems like it compromises on the "open network" aspect)

---it seems hard to implement, as some sort of removal request system would have to be implemented which 1) could notify the person being removed and 2) servers could just Not Respect that and keep the follower (maybe bsky needs a way to blacklist servers from joining if they don't comply, but that-

From what I've seen Attie is only trained to create feeds to display certain kinds of posts, it's not directly trained on posts. It's still a stupid thing to have. As for removing followers—I feel like it can be implemented somewhat, but because of how anybody's data can be stored on any server---

The year is 2026. There are still no private accounts. Still no media in DMs. Still no edit button. Still no search function in bookmarks. Still no way to simply remove followers. (read: not blocking)

Very frequently I see the sentiment that autism is being treated as a "quirky personality trait" and while it's wrong to deny that autism is fetishized, *more often* it feels like people are really just mad that some rando doesn't self-loathe as much as they do.

Honestly, it's not *off-brand* for Mario, like it's no stranger to referencing outside works but I'm surprised they didn't give Star Fox its own movie. Maybe it was easier to just toss it into the Mario sequel guaranteed from the beginning, than bet on a new film franchise of a much less popular IP.

That being said anyone who thinks PS5 era Sony will save them in the face of Nintendo being Nintendo is really funny. They're fucking you too whenever they're not fucking themselves. Play older games.

Oh, first-party Switch 2 games are $10 cheaper digitally? I guess buying used wins again.

LEGABros.... this is the #HD1080P Y2K Remastor you ALL have always wanted. Coming soon? You may count on it. #retro #legasonis #y2kcore #fruitgeraeroscore #myurethraburnscore

A win against Trump and RFK Jr.'s agenda to erase the trans community. Here in Illinois, we will continue to fight for a future where the trans community and their providers live freely, without fear of punishment.

Gamers in the gaming lounge when Mario's task is to acquire the Super Carbonated Drinky that lets him super burp to destroy enemies and Brick Blocks.