@pepperraccoon.com delighted to say my recent order (to canada) arrived much faster than expected (and then sat for a week at the post office because who has time between 10 and 5.) par avian i-iii look even better in person and i can’t wait to mount them and series iv on the lovely little banner <3

how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...

Good morning

You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.

Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back! Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary. Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest! #MundaneHalloween

Happy Halloween, aka National Put a Hat on a Ferret Day!

New billboard in town 👀

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

me: trying to finish up some documentation on a thursday afternoon jira: unexpectedly flirty in the admin panel

Disney:

it’s fine

bring jizz back

i'm not explaining this

"I lived bitch"

saw the sf6 trailer for third costumes, now wondering who decided m.bison needed to look like he stepped out of a joe gage movie

This image of a seal pup is the oxford english definition of sneep snorp

Three years ago today I posted this photo to Twitter and shit went bananas. Happy Cow Tools Guy Day to all who celebrate. It's me. I'm all who celebrate.

reskeet to blow up a transphobe🏳️‍⚧️ 🩵🩵🩷🩷🤍🤍🩷🩷🩵🩵 🩵🩵🩷🩷🤍🤍🩷🩷🩵🩵 🩵🩵🩷🩷🤍🤍🩷🩷🩵🩵 🩵🩵🩷🩷🤍🤍🩷🩷🩵🩵 🩵🩵🩷🩷🤍🤍🩷🩷🩵🩵

getting a telegram that says "YOUR GAY"

as a text-based creature in an increasingly video-first world I'd like to be cherished as a sort of charismatic but doomed animal, to be fed treats in my enclosure until I meet my inevitable demise, after which my taxidermied corpse might greet visitors in a lobby somewhere

I actually think we aren't mean enough to AI users

realized i posted this in the work slack and the friend slack but not really anywhere else. behold: chicago mix layer cake

This very good CBC story on rally crowd sizes (shorturl.at/RMBL2) includes this image of Winnipeg's NHL arena, the Canada Life Centre, which has a capacity of just over 15,000 ppl. It can also help visualize the loss from the toxic drug crisis: More than 16,500 ppl in BC alone have died since 2016

THEY MADE A PASSOVER PRAYER FOR CLOCKY TRANS WOMEN

honestly suprised by the wildly unflattering choice of photo here (hard to say whether it was the photog or the editor tho)

Longer video means I can post the entirety of the Mimi Imfurst Vs The World spanish dub. Mimi Laprimera will ALWAYS make me laugh.

Just going to say, visibility without support kinda blows. See us, hear us, but more importantly support us in actual, concrete ways. #TDOV

please enjoy new tingler JOURNALIST POUNDED BY THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF AN EGREGIOUSLY MISHANDLED GROUP TEXT FROM MEMBERS OF THE TROMP ADMINISTRATION CONTAINING HIGHLY SENSITIVE GOVERNMENT INFORMATION out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0F2HBS9LR or on patreon www.patreon.com/posts/journa...

Y’all will try to blame trans people for everything when most of you haven’t met a single one. Your life sucks because you suck.

I really think another hobby would fix me.

No idea who created this but it wasn't me

last reskeet is just so I don't lose it entirely because of how much time I spent laughing about it today

While I love making eye contact during a bj sesh, I can totally understand why some people don’t like doing that because some of y’all look like this the entire time

"you live in a bubble" oh sorry hadn't realized you were directly in touch with the universal like that. i've been practicing glimpsing it through the particular like a dumbass

just an incredible naming choice here

Earthquake :O

once again, lemonparty was ahead of its time

06 Feb 2025

GAH

video is the worst online content. text is faster and funnier 99% of the time

look i made it the 1979 ibm warning

honestly at least the tumblr bots had some pretty good names

getting a lot of follows from bots that seem to point to the same OF pages lately, so this was a nice list to find: bsky.app/profile/did:...

Same energy

whomst is still playing pokémon go? i figure i should try and catch a couple of relicanths while i’m out here but if you want gifts from new zealand pokestops, lmk

who wants to see an extremely unfortunate translation

nice joke you have there. would be a shame if i replied with a different, much worse, punchline

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