I can't possibly explain this post unless you're into baseball, but it's so good I need you to see it anyway.

They just happened to pick three pictures where he was just kicked in the beans and one where he was stung by a bee (on the beans)

I don't know that we're talking about Logan Gilbert's Resting Pitch Face enough. Elite. Karstens-esque. Simply breathtaking.

@mostlymartha.bsky.social I just had to double-check something in my calendar and I noticed I forgot to say on the day-proper: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! My experience of this life is certainly far better for being alive at the same time as glorious you. 🥳🎉🎉🎉

Poe - My Lips Are Sealed youtu.be/pm2LY99YuJY?...

Seasonal depression? Angst? General despair? Have you tried falling asleep on the couch about it? You surely won't regret falling asleep on the couch

I can reveal that last month's #ColumboTV poll actually had a split vote - two episodes with equal votes... we're watching one now, and I figured it made sense to watch the other in four weeks, for our final Columbo watch party for the time being... appropriate enough for our 'Swan Song'...

Oooh! Coming soon: Columbo and his magic appearing photocopies! I love how proud he is of his trick of pulling copies from his pockets! #ColumboTV

It's such a change of pace for your typical Columbo villain to see Jack Cassidy underacting. I love his stone face while Columbo is doing his shenanigans #ColumboTV

The Selectric is a fascinating typewriter. There's an Engineer Guy video about the mechanism. #ColumboTV

What is this, Murder She Wrote? #ColumboTV

$40 per month in 1976 is $227 today. #ColumboTV

I too would shoot a man in the face for Jack Cassidy's eyelashes #ColumboTV

Do you ever watch the LockingPickingLawyer on YouTube? I had a spell of watching a couple of episodes every lunchtime. Very impressive, but after a while 'click on one, nothing on two, click on three' gets a bit samey!

I love seeing the combination of hand-doubles, 'self-workers' and prop-based stuff used to give the impression of a 'master illusionist' in shows like this. The flawless card productions followed by a horrible false card castle and some DREADFUL 'pseudo sleight of hand'! #ColumboTV

That chalk line looks like the cover of The Battle of Los Angeles by Rage Against The Machine. #ColumboTV

That's a mortice lock. No way in hell did Santini pick that using the paperclip-esque wire we saw him with! #ColumboTV

My way of avoiding Prime Video's infuriating ads here in the US during #ColumboTV 's season episode 5 airing of NOW YOU SEE HIM: download onto my ipad & watch with headphones I don't think I've ever actually seen #JackCassidy act. I only know him as the father of Shaun (and David -- + 2 more boys)

when those Selectrics turned on, it sounded like a jet engine was warming up 😂 #ColumboTV 🪄🎩 #NowYouSeeHim

As someone with an interest in stage magic, I've always had a soft spot for this episode and 'Columbo Goes To The Guillotine' - there's a lot of stuff that's very accurate. #ColumboTV

An actor's charm can override the character they're playing. Like John Delancey as Q

Hello #ColumboTV watch party pals! Pressing play on "Columbo" Season 5 Episode 5 'Now You See Him' Circa 1976 now! Threading my commentary here! 📽🎬📺✨️🐶🕵🔪❣️🦋🪄🔮🃏🎩✨️🧵⬇️

I am awake and ready to go! Take THAT, @aliencg.com #ColumboTV

All set and good to go! #ColumboTV

A little over a week until the next #ColumboTV watch party - the penultimate for the time being... and by popular vote we'll be watching Now You See Him! One of the stonking Jack Cassidy episodes! Join us and find out... will the Great Santini's secrets ever be revealed?! Save the date: Sat Oct 11th

Starting point for the Columbo watch party this afternoon / evening. 📺 See you in a while! 🙂 #ColumboTV

Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight. Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

How dare you Pontifexplain to me, SIR

Nothing will ever beat this tho

WHAT YOU FAIL TO SEE MR POPE

"The only correct interpretation of the bible is the one that lets me do whatever I already wanted to do and reinforces my biases" —Assholes 3:16

really enjoying all the people trying to explain the bible to the pope today

*studiously adding "Autism Causes Tylenol" and "Definitely Not The Rapture (Again)" to my 2025 calendar yearly and monthly entries for yesterday*

I forgot to buy lemonade to use as the poor man's sour mix...but I do have the opportunity to use the mango flavor mix-in-water drink packets my Mom likes to potentially create an even greater abomination before God with Midori instead. Thinking deviant thoughts!! 💚💛🍹😈🍹💛💚

☔️ TORRENTIAL DOWNPOUR ☔️

I had a dream in which Marlene Dietrich was in a nightclub singing "Linger" by The Cranberries in her thick German accent from when she first came to Hollywood, pre-voice training, that was both awesome and hilarious. ✨️🪩✨️🎵🎶🎵🎶 #NP #NowPlaying #SkullJukebox youtu.be/G6Kspj3OO0s?...

walgreens always leaves me with questions like "are you lying or just incompetent" which is also how i feel about elected liberals

democrats have had difficulty deciphering what exactly their constituents mean with the nonstop calls of "do something you feckless fucks!" they have hired three new republican led consultancy agencies to analyze this unrest, and have determined that we should be nicer to the opposition

Just got a great set of emails from the FBI.

Bluesky Is the answer to the age old paradox of what would happen if you locked really good comedians in a room with people who have never experienced a joke

The American Federation of Teachers is seeking a preliminary injunction that would force the department to resume student loan forgiveness.

The Democrats in the Senate and Congress did *not* vote for a "murder is bad" resolution as some are claiming, they voted to *honor* the actions and ideology of a Nazi and grant him a national holiday. Let's not let this truth get twisted.

Is he going to designate autism as a terrorist organization?

exited work to hear a presumably straight woman saying “i’m not really a watersports person,” a thing that will always be a Different Sentence to me

What *lowers glasses* could possibly go wrong

People say they want politicians to tell the truth but their revealed preferences almost always say the exact opposite

wrote about this last year and sure I wasn't in any way the only one but imo people voting for populist politics in the 21st century *is* a sign that they do just have too much faith in institutions, as opposed to not enough - they want to have their little tantrum but assume things will just hold

Back in my day we used headphones to listen to our IPod shuffles on the F train. Now, people sit on trains and in hospital waiting rooms scrolling through TikTok at full blast with no headphones, subjecting everyone to their shitty algorithmic addiction. It’s so rude! We used to be a society!

Not only is this correct but you can swap in literally anything that the liberal center tries to distance itself from, whether "death panels" or "soft on crime" or whatever vaguely socialist policy you want, and it remains true. Free yourself from caring about how they'll react