@heavydishongry.bsky.social Happy Birthday!!! 🥳🎉🎉🎉

Tomorrow, 5 PM ET/10 PM UK, join us for #ColumboTV!

Columbo fans and watch party people! The next Columbo TV event will be March 7th at 5 eastern, 10 UK over on Mastodon. We'll be watching Season 1 Dead Weight. Hope to see you all there! #ColumboTV

If I could close my eyes, cross my arms, and bob my head "I Dream Of Jeannie"-style in order to magically, in one single wish, wipe the US' capitalist for-profit health insurance industry out of existence...I absolutely would. 🤬🤬🤬

Freaking health-care www.instagram.com/reel/DVRrwln...

The #KaijuKliq have gathered every week for more than two years to watch and celebrate #Godzilla, #Gamera and all our giant monster friends. Join us this SUNDAY morning as we kick off our viewing of Season 2 of #Monarch (streaming on Apple TV), starting at 11a ET / 8a PT! ⋈ #WatchParty #MutantFam

The Year of the Fire Horse only happens every 60 years. "Fire horse years, also called Bing-Wu years, historically “disrupt the existing order" of our societies" Seems like the perfect year to actually end the pandemic, or at least the denial part 🔥 www.nationalgeographic.com/culture/arti...

A conscientious journalism grad withdraw from a job when she learned the Cleveland Plain Dealer uses AI to write its stories. Now the editor is castigating her and journalism professors for not being “prepared for the workforce.” You can’t make this shit up. www.cleveland.com/news/2026/02...

The Plain Dealer has always been, and continues to be, a rag that I wouldn't wrap a fucking fish in.

I love how it wasn't enough for evil Commonwealth Care Alliance (CCA) Health Insurance Company to lie about "no co-pays or co-insurance costs ever" and charge me $321.99 for new Rx prescription lenses glasses, they also lied in the computer about the reimbursement amount, so now I owe another $3.01!

Which countries sent the most athletes per capita to the 2026 Winter Olympics? Liechtenstein clears the field by sending 8 athletes from a population of 40,023, meaning roughly 1 out of every 5,000 Liechtensteiners is at the Olympics. This is a deeply unserious and extremely important statistic.

As a child, I dreamed of taking over Liechtenstein, complete with an entire notebook (which I still have in storage) full of the ridiculous laws I planned to enact -- so news of their disproportionate Olympic Games representation suits my meglomaniacal aspirations perfectly! 😘💅

"Walking On Broken Glass [Live On 'The Arsenio Hall Show' On MTV On Friday, January 3rd, 1992]" by Annie Lennox ✨️🪩✨️🎵🎶🎵🎶 #NP #NowPlaying #SkullJukebox youtu.be/DwH5-qG52MY?...

Mark Pachucki of UMass really going all in on defending academics cozying up to world-famous pedophiles, truly a mystery what his motivations might be. We may never know why this professor is fighting for his life to defend academics in Epstein's orbit.

Finally putting my patch board on a jacket

hear me out, what about a secret shadowy global cabal but for GOOD

A secret shadowy cabal that just makes admission to museums free and pays every late hospital bill

The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll

Epstein is the most garish and harrowing manifestation of this but oligarchy makes life miserable in a thousand other ways. A core point of democracy is that no one should have so much power that they can make themselves everybody's problem. We should have a political party that believes that

lol accurate experience of playing Doom on a Windows 98 machine

The arcade also set up a Windows 98 machine. We played Doom and it crashed

One week reminder! #ColumboTV on 2/7 over on Mastodon 5pm EST/10 UK. We'll be watching S1E2 Death Lends a Hand

Like two weeks ago, I had a dream that I was playing tennis, and I woke up in excruciating pain because I'd wedged my dominant right arm wedged between my headboard and the wall before swinging on the hit that finished the rally, so at least my subconscious let me win the point.

@heavydishongry.bsky.social I know you hosting #ColumboTV on Mastodon begins next Saturday, but my every-4-weeks reminder cell phone alarms went off today, so I was wondering if you will be keeping the every-4-weeks schedule starting then, or if you're switching to first Saturday of each month...?

I really hope this is eventually displayed at a museum

The Team Canada fleece gifted to the Prime Minister was the actual one Hudson Williams wore on episode two of Heated Rivalry?!!

Me every morning in this fucking country

People are over-reading this. The judge dismissed the *federal* murder charges because his (alleged) actions didn’t fit within federal law. He still faces *state* murder charges because it’s usually a state crime. The feds stepped in because they were mad NY doesn’t have the death penalty.

You go to war with the martyrs you have. This is now a pro-Don Lemon propaganda account and he is to be considered an unstoppable ubermensch until such time he is once again a free moron. May death come swiftly to his enemies.

Sunday night timeline cleanse please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there

My glasses are as smart as I need them to be. They help me see distance and up close. That's pretty smart if you ask me.

Anyone else going to the A.I.D. Plant Sale in Cleveland tomorrow? It has everything. Plants. Bugs. People you won't want to punch in the face.

Are you in the Cleveland area? Do you love plants and reproductive rights? Come to the AID Plant Sale this Saturday at the Mercury Music Lounge! I'm selling stuff with bugs on it (but in a good way) and my other, REAL job will be there handing out free Narcan!

I have a friend who is trying to punish her bosses who forced everyone to return to office. She's eating the smelliest low carb foods ever at her desk. Today she's doing pouches of tuna and we've suggested hard-boiled eggs and sardines, any other suggestions for office lunch smell sabotage?

If you're a #filmsky #frightclub #columbotv #sundayscares #riffotronic #splatterday fan and want to see what I'm posting on Mastodon, follow @aliencg.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy

HOT OFF THE PRESSES!! This week, Justin A. Davis delves into the interior design of Black working class folks and how small decor choices have everything to do with Black identity. Read below:

Can't stop thinking about Hyman Roth every single time I read about ICE agents moaning that people are mean to them

Judith Beheading Holofernes (Caravaggio)

Cunts Creating Atrocities, my pet name for evil Commonwealth Care Alliance (CCA) Health Insurance Company, has decided that pharmacy trips are now "non-medical" and require 48 hours' advance notice to book in 2026. Love to be threatened with a diabetic coma and/or death! Happy New Year, cunts! 🖕🤬🖕

starting next month on 2/7 @heavydishongry.bsky.social is hosting #ColumboTV on Mastodon Everyone was unanimously fed up and voted today to move to a place where the hashtags and search functions actually freaking WORK I've updated the #WatchPartyCalendar

I've been referring to my body as my human thorax for so long I forgot the word torso exists

FYI @molliekatie.bsky.social and any other #TVMysteries peeps - future #ColumboTV watch parties are moving to Mastodon (see below)

Hey lawyers! Question: How many Commonwealth Care Alliance (CCA) Health Insurance Company "Care Partners" (caseworkers) do y'all think I need to fire for law-breaking before we reach "civil rights violation" territory? In 2025, I fired 3 of 4 for law-breaking, and the 4th for refusing to contact me.

If I report my GI tract to The Hague for war crimes, they'd have to separate us for trial, right...? I haven't been able to get a diagnosis for this thing (aside from unoffically it's due to all the autism) in 38 years, and I don't think they do transplants recreationally. 🧐

fam, I failed to mention I got the lime from a friend the day after I made the Dali Lime Pig that friend's husband and son fell into a tar pit on Wilshire SURREALIST 2026 CONFIRMED I AM SO SORRY (they are ok, just smelly)

I wanted to make a lemon pig but I didn’t have lemons or toothpicks now I’ve gone and summoned the spirit of Dali and will have a surrealist year ☹️

Engaged in spiritual warfare with the devil (fighting the urge to lay down on the couch and say I'm just going to rest my eyes)

As a Massachusetts lifer, I agree! This is a *state*, not a "Commonwealth"! -- Otherwise the state would be acting to *enrich* and improve my life as a disabled *commoner*, not make me endlessly fight to prove I deserve insultingly-little assistance that doesn't even lift me out of poverty. 😜

not the most important issue but the next dem president should stop letting states call themselves "commonwealths". grow up!