PSA: If you want thematically-winter-appropropriate songs without explicitly Hanukkkah/Christmas/Winter Solstice/New Year's Eve lyrics, press play on David Gray's 2001 album "White Ladder" and safely lay down and dissociate to the lights! youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Ooh I love O Holy Night! Elite carol. It's got a verse about Abolition! Not easy to sing, but tremendously worth it.

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I think once you make $1 billion dollars, we as a society should give you a lovely framed certificate that says "Congratulations, you won capitalism!" ...and immediately take away every cent over that! Give it back to everyone you exploited to get so rich first, then redistribute the rest globally.

In her divorce, she got 25% of their marital Amazon shares. So Jeff Bezos got 75% And he donates .... TAX THE FUCK OUT OF THESE FUCKING FUCKERS

MacKenzie Scott: *donates $50M every 10 hours° Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"

i dont want ai to do my dishes i want life to not be such a relentless meat grinder that dishes feel like a burden

Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.

Dough for what I hope is my first loaf of poppyseed bread tonight is now rising! I hope to be able to wash another load of dishes before it's time to start properly baking it, as the rising process only takes 90min here. Please consensually peer-pressure me! 😋💘🌺🍞 ✨️ 🍽🫧🧼

This is why, when President Slurs McSundown passes away, it's going to be a battle royale as all these selfish grifters shank each other before the funeral is over.

see the thing about them all being the worst people in the world is that even when one of them gets killed they can't create a proper cult of martyrdom around him because the others get jealous he's getting all the attention.

I love how the media is aghast that we murdered two ppl clinging to a boat when they just gave a heroic funeral to Dick Cheney

Thank you all so much for coming ♥️ Hope to see you next month on Sat, Jan. 3rd at 5pm ET for the next (and possibly final) #ColumboTV Anybody wanna host in the future? 😊

Since Columbo and Murder, She Wrote were created by the same team, that's certainly plausible! (Although MSW was actually a retooling of Ellery Queen, so I guess it's complicated.) #ColumboTV

i suppose chronologically we could say hugh grant is the ian ogilvy of jack cassidys and christopher lee is just creepy af don't mind me i'm just thinking out loud #ColumboTV

jack cassidy is the ian ogilvy of christopher lees #ColumboTV

Which is why NEXT month's #ColumboTV is the Jack Cassidy hat trick! Hope you all can make it Jan. 3rd for PUBLISH OR PERISH.

When blackmailer tries to put the squeeze on a murderer... 🤦🏻‍♀️ Oh Ms. La Sanka, you overestimate your charms #ColumboTV

I am mesmerized by her 1971 kitchen #ColumboTV

< Drooools over all those hardcover novels > #ColumboTV

Of the victims on the show, Jim Ferris has always struck me as one of the most likeable. #ColumboTV

I like the use of the title Prescription: Murder. I think it is clever. #ColumboTV

I am only a temporary guest host -- this month and next. Now that @rubberplant.bsky.social has stepped down as the monthly host, I'm hoping someone else -- or maybe more than one (as a rotating team) -- will take over after January. #ColumboTV

"I give you, our divorce!" "I'm not certain I want to drink to that." #ColumboTV

Press play on MURDER BY THE BOOK! #ColumboTV

Hello #ColumboTV watch party pals! Pressing play on "Columbo" Season 1 Episode 1 'Murder By The Book (Official TV Show Pilot)' Circa 1971 now! Welcome to new host, @sesamesquirrel.bsky.social! Threading my commentary here! 📽🎬📺✨️🐶🕵🔪❣️🦋✨️🔎📖📚📖🔍💥🔫🧵⬇️

It came up randomly in a book I’m reading but I was profoundly affected by finding the certificate for Marilyn Monroe’s conversion to Judaism in 1956: www.christies.com/en/lot/lot-1...

Even though I'm disabled and impoverished, Commonwealth Care Alliance (CCA) Health Insurance Company's in-house third-party sub-contractor company VSP charged $321.99 that I can't afford for new glasses. Current pair is from 2018. RTs and contributions welcome: www.paypal.com/paypalme/Mol... 🤞💗🍀🧿🙏

📚💀📺 All welcome at this month's #ColumboTV (ep details above) @molliekatie.bsky.social @gdhenry.bsky.social @heavydishongry.bsky.social @aliencg.com @mylifeasliz64.bsky.social @pmoll.bsky.social @footenotes.bsky.social @janinefrompgh.bsky.social @janhamcam.bsky.social @lilymarswrites.bsky.social

Hi #ColumboTV peeps - Hope to see you all tomorrow (Sat, Dec. 6) at 5pm ET. #WatchParty FYI - IMDB lists MURDER BY THE BOOK as season 1, episode 1 (as does Peacock). Prime Video in its infinite wisdom has it as season 1, ep. 3 🙄 Either way, #StevenSpielberg directs & #JackCassidy guest stars.

I'm not sure if calling your reps and just asking over and over how many dead babies are enough is the move... but it's the one I've been making.

Live your life in such a way that, if you were ever wrongly accused of murder, Benoit Blanc would help you solve the crime.

Tired: police procedurals Wired: cat procedurals, a series entirely focused on the drama and politics of being a cat

The paper artworks of Asya Kozina who also designs life-sized sculptures, wedding dresses and masks, 100% out of paper #WomensArt

Happy 4-year anniversary to my Commonwealth Care Alliance (CCA) Health Insurance Company's failed attempt to murder me by depriving me of the insulin I need to survive the week before Thanksgiving 2021! 🦃⚕️💉🩸 #HappyThanksgiving2025 #HappyThanksgiving

In my dream the Australian Gilmore Girls cast was far less likely to put up with Loralei's shit. I woke up before I could get to Luke's diner but I imagine he would have chased her out with a frying pan

Loralei told Emily that she didn't want money, the only thing she needed to fix the situation was going on walkabout and Emily clapped back that running a bed and breakfast in your own hometown isn't exactly going "walkabout"

Blursed dream: what if Gilmore Girls but Australian

Musk's people infiltrated the GSA technology arm early on and demanded root-level access to computer systems, trying to circumvent normal security procedures. Here's one example where they pushed so hard they forced someone to resign rather than give in. Why did they do this?

Speak your truth beauties

why do people insist that shitposting is equivalent to trolling!? shitposting is an art! trolling is a art! MATERIALLY DIFFERENT.

Vaccinations should catch you a break on your insurance. www.independent.co.uk/news/health/...

"All of this, food bloggers say, erodes the simple promise of a recipe: that someone has actually cooked it before you have."

"I wouldn't make him a pierogi with *your* stove."

@smbodyoranother.bsky.social Happy Birthday! I hope today ended up treating you well and you were finally able to relax! Please tell the furry gentleman to give you a snuggle for me! 🥳🎉🎉🎉 ✨️♐️✨️ 😻💕💕💕

CHOTINER: So you read to your kids every night? Me: yes CHOTINER: Age-appropriate and educational material? Me: mostly CHOTINER: interesting. because I have a sworn affidavit from your children saying you read them your Bluesky posts from the day and ask them why they didn't get more likes.

CHOTINER: so, you don’t have to go to work tomorrow ME: that’s correct CHOTINER: but you’re sending me to school ME: yeah CHOTINER: i’m just trying to get something clear here. if you have the day off- ME: listen, can we go off record?

CHOTINER: so it’s your assertion that YouTube kids doesn’t work after dark? ME: that’s correct CHOTINER: interesting

isaac chotiner came to my house and tricked me into admitting we weren’t out of ice cream in front of my five year old daughter