Soups that are appropriate for breakfast: potato (because hashbrowns), tomato (like a bloody mary), egg drop and anything with sausage (for obvious reasons). Anything other soup before lunchtime is a perversion and crime against nature but that will never stop me, I'm a little soup freak.

This is the most Obvious Plant-coded shit I have ever seen in real life with my two actual human eyes

My spreadsheet works! I am a computer genuis!

It feels like every bus driver in Cleveland has seen the Musicology Duck thread and is considering the possibilities and therefore I am taking the rapid home tonight

My newest hobby is trying to create the Most Perfect Spreadsheet

As a cat, Teeby Beeby would rather NOT be someone else @vicmmic.bsky.social

Had my first official Zoom meeting of the new job and managed to make it about the caked up Mothman statue within 20 minutes so really just killing it

I volunteered so hard they decided to start PAYING ME, new job tomorrow where I already know all my coworkers and what I'm supposed to do and which stairs to the basement are best skipped over

I'm being told that my revolutionary single-user analog social media website is actually called a "journal"

They should invent a cold that goes away after a couple days

Today would be a funny day for it to happen

The Legit Republic of Blanketsburg

I'm just saying if we kept going with 2025 like I suggested we wouldn't have already ruined a perfectly good new year

First book of the year! I volunteer with the author and heard him talking about it, so I immediately pulled it up on my phone and bought a copy. Fascinating perspective about the city I love! #26in2026 #booksky

Funny new tradition where on New Year's Day I watch people who obviously didn't get the memo that he died wish my dad a happy birthday on Facebook

I set up a bullet journal for 2026 and put a reminder in my phone today to start using it and I'm realizing now I'm just going to be copying everything I've already put in my Google calendar onto something I will need to remember to keep with me unlike my phone which I always already have.

Too high on cold medicine to remember the name of the hot sauce for Wendy's chicken nuggets and what finally came out of my mouth was "jorkin' hot"

@gastronauts.bsky.social this is your fault

Did it hurt? When you ate the Totinos pizza that you literally JUST pulled out of the oven

Christmas has passed but The Dread remains

Day of the Week underwear are just year-round Advent calendars where the treat is always a butt

It's always "I can't wait for this bad year to be over" we never give it a chance for a redemption arc and that is why I am proposing 2025 The Sequel, we'll get it right this time I'm sure of it

Quit making calendars, literally no one cares what day it is, I propose a vibes-based tracking of time

The cool thing about having a lot of hobbies is you never finish anything. The real hobby was the projects we started along the way.

As far as doomsday scenarios go we could do worse, in fact it seems like we're trying very hard to do worse, I'm swiping right on the egg from the Mesozoic

Because cat drama comes in pairs, Oren is in attic jail for observation because he was throwing up and has been known to eat forbidden treats. After his initial complaints he has decided just to trap me in cuddle jail in revenge.

Those aren't redactions it was just nighttime

My first ever runaway cat situation ended quickly and happily with the offending idiot sheltering from the pouring rain two houses down on a porch. IT WASN'T EVEN OUR ORANGE CAT

@heavydishongry.bsky.social and I are at very different places in our virus journeys

Why does my brain make me feel so embarrassed about so many things that no one will remember or even know about while other people do embarrassing stuff in front of millions on purpose and then just go about their lives not hating themselves? We need to average this out

Today I received an award for my volunteer work and I am celebrating by ignoring all the suspicious cat sounds happening near me. Their dad didn't get an award, he can solve their little mysteries, feel a little sense of accomplishment

Take ads off the Internet and hang them from the backs of planes like nature intended

We may be separated by death and generations, Grandma, but at least we're connected by the special cold medicine for heart patients that Mom says you also took *raises a shot of NyQuil*

Going viral (catching @heavydishongry.bsky.social's cold)

Local Woman Visits Different Location of Local Supermarket Chain

My husband and I guessed in unison that coconut water can be used as a blood plasma substitute therefore convincing the trivia team it was correct and winning the whole game by being so annoyingly married

Thinking about this for no particular reason

They should invent a meme format that will fix me

The thing I hate about basketball is it seems like it should be easier than it is. Like if you're good at it. Everyone who does it should be better at it than they are.

A cat getting off my lap could fix me

Stayed tuned for the gender reveal of our new city-provided tree!

Just putting it out there that it would be awesome if someone bought a house for my best friend so we could be neighbors, it's in Cleveland so as far as houses go it's not even THAT much money, lmk!

This online writing class I'm taking actually expects me to write in the very first lesson, can you even IMAGINE, like you haven't even taught me anything yet

Someone should invent savory dessert

Husband and I both have sore spots in our right shoulders that we wanted massaged so we just did what I am calling "a 69 but for shoulders"

Why stop at an hour? Have some fun with it. Turn your clocks back 6 hours. A whole day. Light your clocks on fire. Incinerate time. Do your part to unmake the universe.

He's seen how you die. Whether you want to know your fate or wish to remain unburdened, the cost is the same-- treats plz

Great idea- Hinder's "Lips of an Angel" on kazoo at a funeral

Is there a vertigo that is for too sideways?

Keeping a carton of veggie broth in my purse in case I get thirsty (savory)