Molly Lizardbreath
@mollymcawesome.bsky.social
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Knitter, cat mom, actually trying for once. Probably not here though.
The ADHD superpower of missing the bus while sitting at the bus stop
about 1 month ago
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Idea: cats that don't eat your plants
about 1 month ago
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Exerwriting? Writercising? Unholy Saw trap? Whatever you call it, magic was made tonight
about 2 months ago
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Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli.
about 2 months ago
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My one goal today at work was to send An Email which I managed to do at 5:09 PM
2 months ago
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I am Ohiomandias, King of Kings, look upon my forecast ye mighty and despair
3 months ago
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The cafe I hang out in before work is playing a mix of Frank Sinatra and Billy Joel and it's getting me weirdly pumped. Movin' Out and My Way back to back shouldn't work but it does.
3 months ago
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My husband hears a mysterious beeping that I do not hear and hahaha how the tables have turned but wait it turns out that I am also bothered by the mystery of a sound I cannot hear, this may be my final post
3 months ago
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Ohio-ass forecast
3 months ago
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Our #1 priority when house hunting was that there be 2 toilets so we'd never have to wait for the other to be done in the bathroom but what has occurred here is that there is a preferred toilet and a consolation toilet that is only used in the most desperate of circumstances
4 months ago
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What is the opposite flavor of fake grapefruit? I have a weed drink I would like to fix
4 months ago
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There's a better timeline where Chi-Chi's didn't accidentally kill people with green onions
4 months ago
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Some might say I made a li'l spelling error in the group chat earlier but have you considered I was just inventing something amazing
4 months ago
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Pisses me right off when "exercise is good for you actually" turns out to be empirically true based on things like resting heart rate and my body not feeling like a broken soggy couch set out on the curb four days early for trash pickup
4 months ago
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Caffeine doesn't really affect me like that, I said as I made myself a nice cup of Earl Grey at 9pm, planning on a bedtime of maybe 10:30, and here we are, it's tomorrow.
4 months ago
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Found myself in the nightmare situation of being the only viewer of a live webinar that I didn't really have any interest in but ended up staying and coming up with questions for the presenter just out of sheer awkwardness. Hero is not too strong of a word.
4 months ago
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Woke up to frozen pipes and then after stopping at a coffee shop to poop came out to a dead car battery but BY GOD I will be at the plant sale even if I have to fucking walk there, please come see me and tell me what a strong brave girl I am
add a skeleton here at some point
4 months ago
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🫵 boop
5 months ago
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Discovered I have a lot less blood in my middle finger than expected when I found myself briefly attached to my sewing machine this evening
5 months ago
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Are you in the Cleveland area? Do you love plants and reproductive rights? Come to the AID Plant Sale this Saturday at the Mercury Music Lounge! I'm selling stuff with bugs on it (but in a good way) and my other, REAL job will be there handing out free Narcan!
5 months ago
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Soups that are appropriate for breakfast: potato (because hashbrowns), tomato (like a bloody mary), egg drop and anything with sausage (for obvious reasons). Anything other soup before lunchtime is a perversion and crime against nature but that will never stop me, I'm a little soup freak.
5 months ago
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This is the most Obvious Plant-coded shit I have ever seen in real life with my two actual human eyes
5 months ago
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My spreadsheet works! I am a computer genuis!
5 months ago
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It feels like every bus driver in Cleveland has seen the Musicology Duck thread and is considering the possibilities and therefore I am taking the rapid home tonight
5 months ago
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My newest hobby is trying to create the Most Perfect Spreadsheet
5 months ago
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As a cat, Teeby Beeby would rather NOT be someone else
@vicmmic.bsky.social
5 months ago
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Had my first official Zoom meeting of the new job and managed to make it about the caked up Mothman statue within 20 minutes so really just killing it
5 months ago
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I volunteered so hard they decided to start PAYING ME, new job tomorrow where I already know all my coworkers and what I'm supposed to do and which stairs to the basement are best skipped over
5 months ago
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I'm being told that my revolutionary single-user analog social media website is actually called a "journal"
5 months ago
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They should invent a cold that goes away after a couple days
5 months ago
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Today would be a funny day for it to happen
5 months ago
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The Legit Republic of Blanketsburg
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5 months ago
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I'm just saying if we kept going with 2025 like I suggested we wouldn't have already ruined a perfectly good new year
5 months ago
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First book of the year! I volunteer with the author and heard him talking about it, so I immediately pulled it up on my phone and bought a copy. Fascinating perspective about the city I love!
#26in2026
#booksky
5 months ago
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Funny new tradition where on New Year's Day I watch people who obviously didn't get the memo that he died wish my dad a happy birthday on Facebook
5 months ago
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I set up a bullet journal for 2026 and put a reminder in my phone today to start using it and I'm realizing now I'm just going to be copying everything I've already put in my Google calendar onto something I will need to remember to keep with me unlike my phone which I always already have.
5 months ago
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Too high on cold medicine to remember the name of the hot sauce for Wendy's chicken nuggets and what finally came out of my mouth was "jorkin' hot"
5 months ago
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@gastronauts.bsky.social
this is your fault
6 months ago
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Did it hurt? When you ate the Totinos pizza that you literally JUST pulled out of the oven
6 months ago
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Christmas has passed but The Dread remains
6 months ago
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Day of the Week underwear are just year-round Advent calendars where the treat is always a butt
6 months ago
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It's always "I can't wait for this bad year to be over" we never give it a chance for a redemption arc and that is why I am proposing 2025 The Sequel, we'll get it right this time I'm sure of it
6 months ago
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Quit making calendars, literally no one cares what day it is, I propose a vibes-based tracking of time
6 months ago
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The cool thing about having a lot of hobbies is you never finish anything. The real hobby was the projects we started along the way.
6 months ago
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As far as doomsday scenarios go we could do worse, in fact it seems like we're trying very hard to do worse, I'm swiping right on the egg from the Mesozoic
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6 months ago
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Because cat drama comes in pairs, Oren is in attic jail for observation because he was throwing up and has been known to eat forbidden treats. After his initial complaints he has decided just to trap me in cuddle jail in revenge.
6 months ago
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Those aren't redactions it was just nighttime
6 months ago
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My first ever runaway cat situation ended quickly and happily with the offending idiot sheltering from the pouring rain two houses down on a porch. IT WASN'T EVEN OUR ORANGE CAT
6 months ago
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@heavydishongry.bsky.social
and I are at very different places in our virus journeys
6 months ago
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Why does my brain make me feel so embarrassed about so many things that no one will remember or even know about while other people do embarrassing stuff in front of millions on purpose and then just go about their lives not hating themselves? We need to average this out
6 months ago
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