Molly Lizardbreath
@mollymcawesome.bsky.social
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Knitter, cat mom, actually trying for once. Probably not here though.
Local Woman Visits Different Location of Local Supermarket Chain
about 13 hours ago
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My husband and I guessed in unison that coconut water can be used as a blood plasma substitute therefore convincing the trivia team it was correct and winning the whole game by being so annoyingly married
5 days ago
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Thinking about this for no particular reason
6 days ago
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They should invent a meme format that will fix me
10 days ago
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The thing I hate about basketball is it seems like it should be easier than it is. Like if you're good at it. Everyone who does it should be better at it than they are.
15 days ago
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A cat getting off my lap could fix me
17 days ago
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Stayed tuned for the gender reveal of our new city-provided tree!
23 days ago
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Just putting it out there that it would be awesome if someone bought a house for my best friend so we could be neighbors, it's in Cleveland so as far as houses go it's not even THAT much money, lmk!
24 days ago
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This online writing class I'm taking actually expects me to write in the very first lesson, can you even IMAGINE, like you haven't even taught me anything yet
25 days ago
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Someone should invent savory dessert
about 1 month ago
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Husband and I both have sore spots in our right shoulders that we wanted massaged so we just did what I am calling "a 69 but for shoulders"
about 1 month ago
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Why stop at an hour? Have some fun with it. Turn your clocks back 6 hours. A whole day. Light your clocks on fire. Incinerate time. Do your part to unmake the universe.
about 1 month ago
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He's seen how you die. Whether you want to know your fate or wish to remain unburdened, the cost is the same-- treats plz
about 2 months ago
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Great idea- Hinder's "Lips of an Angel" on kazoo at a funeral
about 2 months ago
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Is there a vertigo that is for too sideways?
about 2 months ago
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Keeping a carton of veggie broth in my purse in case I get thirsty (savory)
about 2 months ago
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Things are finally starting to look up for me but all the bad energy still needs an outlet and that outlet is every single red light in existence, especially the very long ones. This is an acceptable trade-off.
about 2 months ago
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@wesleywatts.bsky.social
spotted in the wild (my mother-in-law's house)
about 2 months ago
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I got a job despite a massive employment gap just by babbling at the hiring manager about all the neat little things I've been learning from free workshops at the library
about 2 months ago
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Every time I list "time management" as a skill on a job application it becomes a bigger lie.
2 months ago
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"Died of dried mango poisoning" has really risen in the ranks for ways I might go out
2 months ago
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Hey chat what's the best way to lift just like a regular curse
2 months ago
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Another stint in Dummy Jail
3 months ago
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I know who's NOT getting raptured today
3 months ago
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@heavydishongry.bsky.social
are you writing these?
add a skeleton here at some point
3 months ago
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In your house do you have the toilet paper going over the roll or under? Or a secret third thing
3 months ago
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I'm just going to say it, I think we've been letting bananas get away with it for too long
3 months ago
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The crossover I didn't know I needed,
@literarycleveland.bsky.social
and
@neorsd.org
at Inkubator!
3 months ago
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Despite decades of evidence suggesting otherwise, I still think I can multitask while cooking, but thanks to advancements in tortilla transplant science my breakfast burrito is going to pull through
3 months ago
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Working on a new superstition, it's about eggs, it shows some real promise. Needs further testing. I have my best people on it.
3 months ago
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πΆSaaaaving aaaalllllll my love (hot takes) for yooooou (the group chat)πΆ
3 months ago
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Today's outfit inspo is orphan from the 1982 movie musical Annie and not even one of the good orphans
3 months ago
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Applying for a job in the ~fashion industry~ while dressed in a style I like to call Temu Lularoe
3 months ago
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Starting to worry that watching YouTube explainer videos of Tiktok drama is the new asking Jeeves to Google something
3 months ago
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I've had a song stuck in my head for days and my usual trick of a Gilligan's Island Theme/Amazing Grace mashup isn't doing the trick, send help (and common metre)
3 months ago
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Let me consult the Oracle... (whispering) Yeah she says fuck this
3 months ago
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Someone should invent a version of all the plants I want that my cats won't make it their sole objective to eat
3 months ago
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Procrastinating on writing by subjecting myself to human rights violations (yard work)
4 months ago
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User name checks out
add a skeleton here at some point
4 months ago
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@terselyverbose.bsky.social
It is Thursday and you are supposed to be writing and I have the directest of lines to The Motivator so I'm just checking in real quick
4 months ago
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Reskeet with a tweet you still think about
add a skeleton here at some point
4 months ago
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Today a man approached me at a bus stop, handed me a flower he had just picked off a nearby bush, and asked me for a dollar. When I told him (truthfully! and apologetically!) that I didn't have any cash, he took the flower back and left.
4 months ago
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Finally got around to hanging the propagation station that
@aliencg.com
got me for Christmas, just spreading that holiday joy through the year, THANK YOU I LOVE IT!
4 months ago
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Those bastards killed the chalupa
4 months ago
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I had to say goodbye to my favorite cat yesterday, my most handsomb young man, the best birthday present ever, and I always use his name as my starter word Wordle 1,504 2/6 β¬π©π©β¬π© π©π©π©π©π©
4 months ago
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503 words down, 44,446 to go to get to where I am on First Draft Prime Everything is cool and normal, I am fine, this probably isn't about other stuff
4 months ago
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It's not "starting my novel over" it's "starting a side project that just happens to be an AU of my novel"
4 months ago
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In the less than five minutes between getting on the bus and getting off the bus I witnessed the bus driver and an old lady get in a yelling fight and then call a truce, you would never get a full storyline beginning to end like this driving in a car, support public transit
5 months ago
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Firmware update made my printer stop recognizing my ink and I fixed it ALMOST all by myself with only the tiniest little assist from Computer Husband!
5 months ago
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Magic 8 ball, the original AI
6 months ago
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