I am Ohiomandias, King of Kings, look upon my forecast ye mighty and despair

The cafe I hang out in before work is playing a mix of Frank Sinatra and Billy Joel and it's getting me weirdly pumped. Movin' Out and My Way back to back shouldn't work but it does.

My husband hears a mysterious beeping that I do not hear and hahaha how the tables have turned but wait it turns out that I am also bothered by the mystery of a sound I cannot hear, this may be my final post

Ohio-ass forecast

Our #1 priority when house hunting was that there be 2 toilets so we'd never have to wait for the other to be done in the bathroom but what has occurred here is that there is a preferred toilet and a consolation toilet that is only used in the most desperate of circumstances

What is the opposite flavor of fake grapefruit? I have a weed drink I would like to fix

There's a better timeline where Chi-Chi's didn't accidentally kill people with green onions

Some might say I made a li'l spelling error in the group chat earlier but have you considered I was just inventing something amazing

Pisses me right off when "exercise is good for you actually" turns out to be empirically true based on things like resting heart rate and my body not feeling like a broken soggy couch set out on the curb four days early for trash pickup

Caffeine doesn't really affect me like that, I said as I made myself a nice cup of Earl Grey at 9pm, planning on a bedtime of maybe 10:30, and here we are, it's tomorrow.

Found myself in the nightmare situation of being the only viewer of a live webinar that I didn't really have any interest in but ended up staying and coming up with questions for the presenter just out of sheer awkwardness. Hero is not too strong of a word.

Woke up to frozen pipes and then after stopping at a coffee shop to poop came out to a dead car battery but BY GOD I will be at the plant sale even if I have to fucking walk there, please come see me and tell me what a strong brave girl I am

🫵 boop

Discovered I have a lot less blood in my middle finger than expected when I found myself briefly attached to my sewing machine this evening

Are you in the Cleveland area? Do you love plants and reproductive rights? Come to the AID Plant Sale this Saturday at the Mercury Music Lounge! I'm selling stuff with bugs on it (but in a good way) and my other, REAL job will be there handing out free Narcan!

Soups that are appropriate for breakfast: potato (because hashbrowns), tomato (like a bloody mary), egg drop and anything with sausage (for obvious reasons). Anything other soup before lunchtime is a perversion and crime against nature but that will never stop me, I'm a little soup freak.

This is the most Obvious Plant-coded shit I have ever seen in real life with my two actual human eyes

My spreadsheet works! I am a computer genuis!

It feels like every bus driver in Cleveland has seen the Musicology Duck thread and is considering the possibilities and therefore I am taking the rapid home tonight

My newest hobby is trying to create the Most Perfect Spreadsheet

As a cat, Teeby Beeby would rather NOT be someone else @vicmmic.bsky.social

Had my first official Zoom meeting of the new job and managed to make it about the caked up Mothman statue within 20 minutes so really just killing it

I volunteered so hard they decided to start PAYING ME, new job tomorrow where I already know all my coworkers and what I'm supposed to do and which stairs to the basement are best skipped over

I'm being told that my revolutionary single-user analog social media website is actually called a "journal"

They should invent a cold that goes away after a couple days

Today would be a funny day for it to happen

The Legit Republic of Blanketsburg

I'm just saying if we kept going with 2025 like I suggested we wouldn't have already ruined a perfectly good new year

First book of the year! I volunteer with the author and heard him talking about it, so I immediately pulled it up on my phone and bought a copy. Fascinating perspective about the city I love! #26in2026 #booksky

Funny new tradition where on New Year's Day I watch people who obviously didn't get the memo that he died wish my dad a happy birthday on Facebook

I set up a bullet journal for 2026 and put a reminder in my phone today to start using it and I'm realizing now I'm just going to be copying everything I've already put in my Google calendar onto something I will need to remember to keep with me unlike my phone which I always already have.

Too high on cold medicine to remember the name of the hot sauce for Wendy's chicken nuggets and what finally came out of my mouth was "jorkin' hot"

@gastronauts.bsky.social this is your fault

Did it hurt? When you ate the Totinos pizza that you literally JUST pulled out of the oven

Christmas has passed but The Dread remains

Day of the Week underwear are just year-round Advent calendars where the treat is always a butt

It's always "I can't wait for this bad year to be over" we never give it a chance for a redemption arc and that is why I am proposing 2025 The Sequel, we'll get it right this time I'm sure of it

Quit making calendars, literally no one cares what day it is, I propose a vibes-based tracking of time

The cool thing about having a lot of hobbies is you never finish anything. The real hobby was the projects we started along the way.

As far as doomsday scenarios go we could do worse, in fact it seems like we're trying very hard to do worse, I'm swiping right on the egg from the Mesozoic

Because cat drama comes in pairs, Oren is in attic jail for observation because he was throwing up and has been known to eat forbidden treats. After his initial complaints he has decided just to trap me in cuddle jail in revenge.

Those aren't redactions it was just nighttime

My first ever runaway cat situation ended quickly and happily with the offending idiot sheltering from the pouring rain two houses down on a porch. IT WASN'T EVEN OUR ORANGE CAT

@heavydishongry.bsky.social and I are at very different places in our virus journeys

Why does my brain make me feel so embarrassed about so many things that no one will remember or even know about while other people do embarrassing stuff in front of millions on purpose and then just go about their lives not hating themselves? We need to average this out

Today I received an award for my volunteer work and I am celebrating by ignoring all the suspicious cat sounds happening near me. Their dad didn't get an award, he can solve their little mysteries, feel a little sense of accomplishment

Take ads off the Internet and hang them from the backs of planes like nature intended

We may be separated by death and generations, Grandma, but at least we're connected by the special cold medicine for heart patients that Mom says you also took *raises a shot of NyQuil*

Going viral (catching @heavydishongry.bsky.social's cold)

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