Molly Lizardbreath
@mollymcawesome.bsky.social
π€ 318
π₯ 240
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Knitter, cat mom, actually trying for once. Probably not here though.
Keeping a carton of veggie broth in my purse in case I get thirsty (savory)
2 days ago
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Things are finally starting to look up for me but all the bad energy still needs an outlet and that outlet is every single red light in existence, especially the very long ones. This is an acceptable trade-off.
4 days ago
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@wesleywatts.bsky.social
spotted in the wild (my mother-in-law's house)
5 days ago
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I got a job despite a massive employment gap just by babbling at the hiring manager about all the neat little things I've been learning from free workshops at the library
6 days ago
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Every time I list "time management" as a skill on a job application it becomes a bigger lie.
13 days ago
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"Died of dried mango poisoning" has really risen in the ranks for ways I might go out
16 days ago
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Hey chat what's the best way to lift just like a regular curse
16 days ago
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Another stint in Dummy Jail
26 days ago
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I know who's NOT getting raptured today
28 days ago
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@heavydishongry.bsky.social
are you writing these?
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29 days ago
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In your house do you have the toilet paper going over the roll or under? Or a secret third thing
about 1 month ago
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I'm just going to say it, I think we've been letting bananas get away with it for too long
about 1 month ago
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The crossover I didn't know I needed,
@literarycleveland.bsky.social
and
@neorsd.org
at Inkubator!
about 1 month ago
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Despite decades of evidence suggesting otherwise, I still think I can multitask while cooking, but thanks to advancements in tortilla transplant science my breakfast burrito is going to pull through
about 1 month ago
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Working on a new superstition, it's about eggs, it shows some real promise. Needs further testing. I have my best people on it.
about 1 month ago
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πΆSaaaaving aaaalllllll my love (hot takes) for yooooou (the group chat)πΆ
about 1 month ago
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Today's outfit inspo is orphan from the 1982 movie musical Annie and not even one of the good orphans
about 1 month ago
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Applying for a job in the ~fashion industry~ while dressed in a style I like to call Temu Lularoe
about 1 month ago
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Starting to worry that watching YouTube explainer videos of Tiktok drama is the new asking Jeeves to Google something
about 1 month ago
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I've had a song stuck in my head for days and my usual trick of a Gilligan's Island Theme/Amazing Grace mashup isn't doing the trick, send help (and common metre)
about 2 months ago
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Let me consult the Oracle... (whispering) Yeah she says fuck this
about 2 months ago
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Someone should invent a version of all the plants I want that my cats won't make it their sole objective to eat
about 2 months ago
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Procrastinating on writing by subjecting myself to human rights violations (yard work)
2 months ago
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User name checks out
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2 months ago
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@terselyverbose.bsky.social
It is Thursday and you are supposed to be writing and I have the directest of lines to The Motivator so I'm just checking in real quick
2 months ago
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Reskeet with a tweet you still think about
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2 months ago
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Today a man approached me at a bus stop, handed me a flower he had just picked off a nearby bush, and asked me for a dollar. When I told him (truthfully! and apologetically!) that I didn't have any cash, he took the flower back and left.
2 months ago
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Finally got around to hanging the propagation station that
@aliencg.com
got me for Christmas, just spreading that holiday joy through the year, THANK YOU I LOVE IT!
3 months ago
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Those bastards killed the chalupa
3 months ago
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I had to say goodbye to my favorite cat yesterday, my most handsomb young man, the best birthday present ever, and I always use his name as my starter word Wordle 1,504 2/6 β¬π©π©β¬π© π©π©π©π©π©
3 months ago
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503 words down, 44,446 to go to get to where I am on First Draft Prime Everything is cool and normal, I am fine, this probably isn't about other stuff
3 months ago
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It's not "starting my novel over" it's "starting a side project that just happens to be an AU of my novel"
3 months ago
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In the less than five minutes between getting on the bus and getting off the bus I witnessed the bus driver and an old lady get in a yelling fight and then call a truce, you would never get a full storyline beginning to end like this driving in a car, support public transit
3 months ago
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Firmware update made my printer stop recognizing my ink and I fixed it ALMOST all by myself with only the tiniest little assist from Computer Husband!
3 months ago
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Magic 8 ball, the original AI
4 months ago
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CO detector going off after finally getting AC back after 3 days, that is what it takes to fully break me, I am a shell of my former self
4 months ago
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Ok but I have to make it sound cool and writing a book is so inherently embarrassing.
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5 months ago
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Ma'am you are not old enough to not drink
5 months ago
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A different Molly from a different era might have used two (2) vet visits in the same day as an excuse not to write 1000 words yesterday but NOT THIS MOLLY. THIS Molly desperately needed the win
#1000wordsofsummer
5 months ago
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1026 words? In THIS economy?
#1000wordsofsummer
5 months ago
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The me that brainstorms and outlines and carefully plans what I'm going to write and the me that does the writing, I wonder what would happen if they ever met
5 months ago
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I am so fortunate in so many ways but I am also and always have been the French Braid Friend. No one French braids the French Braid Friend's hair. πΏ
5 months ago
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Post a random photo or everything will go wrong in June
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5 months ago
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The fact that I procrastinated so hard and still managed to finish day one of
#1000wordsofsummer
does not actually bode well for days two through thirteen. Don't get cocky, kid.
5 months ago
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Well now we know his kid watches
@smartypantsshow.bsky.social
on
@dropout.tv
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5 months ago
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I Can't Believe It's Not Dairy! (my body's reaction to lunch at the local vegan restaurant)
5 months ago
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When you're making soup and you've added everything you can think to add and it's still missing something, it's lemon
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5 months ago
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Why, when I have heartburn, is my instinct EAT? like "I will just push it down with more food"
6 months ago
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6 months ago
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Out of the three events I'm making garments for this week two are funerals but at least one thing is still alive MY CREATIVE SPIRIT πππ
6 months ago
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