Yesterday Mom told me she thinks true crime is what caused my paranoia and I had to tell her true crime only validates what I already know - most of the danger is coming from inside the house. Like that time I accidentally shared my location with all my contacts

Oh, this is fantastic!

Your daily fortune: Never stop growing. Grow new antlers, tentacles, an exoskeleton of gnarled bones, and outgrow all human limitations.

tampax harvest was hit hard by tariffs this year but o.b. is thriving in the non-applicator market

Why did I think these were spaghetti tacos? Dream fusion food idea or deranged Sunday Scaries nightmare?

The crime, the forensic evidence, and the criminal

One day Dr. Brunt Shundell will take my calls

Hey @sarahmackattack.bsky.social : If you have any Cleveland-area followers looking for native plants, multiple Cleveland Metroparks nature centers will apparently be having a Native Plant Sale on May 9th: Clicking on Details/Register will let viewers select individual locations to see plant lists

It's hard to vandalize someone's home with chalk in the rain

I know Dropping Names doesn't need anyone to advertise for them, but hearing the men I watched while growing up speak so highly of each other and all the people they worked with is like a vaccine against the toxic men we're forced to hear all the time now

Mansfield police need help locating three teenagers #NortheastOhio #News

Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem (via lpaulfranklin / TT)

Cleveland Police looking for missing teen #NortheastOhio #News

One of the benefits of becoming a human beehive would be that if someone wants to remove me from their property, they would have to call a beekeeper. It's not trespassing when you're a beehive. It's pollinating.

Have you heard of this quirky little podcast? Amid all the intentional silliness, this episode also manages unexpectedly to feature...hope...along with some great stories and life wisdom. And swears.

Tiny bees of early spring! I'm slowly getting better at Tiny Bee ID & did a little rundown of the genera of bees you're likely to see. Dime, bumble, & honeybee for scale. granted, this species range is for March/April & it is now May so I'm running behind, but bit by bit, I'm building up resources!

RIP to everyone banned by the mods for their hubris but I'm different. and better. maybe even better than the mods

All I'm saying is I was not expecting a parrot voice in a dark romance audiobook

Buster's little paws were typing furiously today to bring you our interview with Rini Jeffers, award winning columnist and future caftan enthusiast spotifycreators-web.app.link/e/MRgQinyFV2b

Cleveland Police looking for missing 14-year-old girl #NortheastOhio #News

So excited to have leftover chili spaghetti

Why am I an adult who is in charge of things

It's Wednesday but at what cost

Dreaming about a personal Coke Freestyle machine

Do you love a flirty problem solver? I'm unavailable, but this little guy is looking for a person #adoptdontshop #coonhound #petfinder

Heck yeah I like UFOs U nlimited F rench O nion s oup

Happy Election Day, I broke my voting machine!

It's funny how Captain Crunch has been stuck at rank for so long. Why has he not been promoted to admiral? Probably some political thing.

IT’S STAR WARS DAY SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

Excited to try to recreate some of the Met Gala looks at home in the group chat tonight

The men don't like it when women chant things in unison

Instead of pain at the pump, you should think about prain at the pump. Prain to God that He lift the mountain of sin off your miserable soul.

🎵 working mime to 5🎵 *pretends to lasso Dabney Coleman*

One thing about me is if I have gum I'm going to share it with the entire room

We need more savory ice creams. Sesame, kimchi, hot sauce, miso, etc

Here we go! Presenting the prompt list for #Mayllennial 2026, a daily art prompt challenge in May, filled with millennial nostalgia… and struggles. ✨ Draw, write, or create however much you want, however much effort you want. ☺️ Have fun!

"Grief does not change your part that much" - @datedateline.bsky.social

As I stand in the doorway blowing cinnamon into my house I wonder if the real abundance is actually for the makers of ground cinnamon, and if the practical path to good fortune is simply to invest in Big Cinnamon

The idea of the Browns having anything to do with a Super Bowl is hilarious

Tomorrow! #ColumboTV

if you’ve followed me for a bit you know i’m going through some substantial unpleasantness. things got much worse this week and i decided to ask for some help. please share this even if you can’t donate. i appreciate it so so much. 💔 spot.fund/28wt32nsc

Bartender "Are you ok? You look like you could use a water" Friend, very red and collapsing "I've just done a lot of cartwheels"

One of my dogs is motivated by crime and one of my dogs is motivated by snitching, this is symbiosis

As I Lay Dying. When Faulkner gets drunk and writes something incomprehensible or scares kids off lawn have he's "a genius" but when I do it I'm "weird and mean"

The newest Windows update no longer recognizes my external keyboard, great job Windows!

I am putting the leftover pasta back in the fridge, not going to give myself spaghetti poisoning tonight