Hound: "There's a thing. I hear a thing. You need to be aware there's a thing! Why are you trying to sleep when there's a thing!"

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Well well well

What will we learn from the AWS outage today? Absolutely nothing. Nothing will change.

The lion does not concern himself with Amazon Web Services

What happens under the ocean is none of my business

All cars should have built in automatic ejection seats that activate when the driver starts to road rage

The economy is pretty rough now, so if you saw someone steal gems from the Louvre NO YOU DIDN’T

How your email finds me

Evergreen reaction

Business idea: denim lederhosen, jorts style

Like Prometheus I have also stolen something

Can't believe @terselyverbose.bsky.social narced on me as I was in the middle of lifting a wallet tonight, just full on screaming DON'T STEAL HIS WALLET like she thinks she's a cop

I wish college aged me could see middle aged me doing a systematic experiment to see what quantity of which kinds of beets I can eat before seeing dRaMaTic side effects

Is she thinking about other men or is she just playing Pocket Planes?

Sorry, what? HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS.

One way to know you're watching a B movie is that everyone is in full makeup and hair at all times even when it doesn't make sense in the scenes

Is this a Sally Rooney story

Much belated reminder to the #TVMysteries peeps 🤦🏻‍♀️ who have 3️⃣5️⃣ minutes to get their tushies over to Mastodon for VERA, episode 3 of series 12 💀 All welcome. Free link 🔗 or Britbox. @manwithpez.bsky.social @lilymarswrites.bsky.social @aliencg.com @heavydishongry.bsky.social @frommsb.bsky.social

At least the lead in my blood is more sustainable than the microplastics

The “Oops, protein powder is full of lead” thing would explain so much.

Is gravy considered a hot drink

Graphic design is my passion

Jane should have told Rochester to fuck off

Seasonal depression? Angst? General despair? Have you tried falling asleep on the couch about it? You surely won't regret falling asleep on the couch

There is one perfect food and it's stuffed grape leaves, I will not be taking questions at this time

The Coca-Cola Freestyle machine is an echo chamber. Good luck finding nuanced debates about hot button issues on that touch screen. It’s just soda names and flavored syrups

Thanks @rubberplant.bsky.social and everyone! #columboTV

Bust his Nazi ass, Columbo #ColumboTV

Surprise flame! God that would be useful #ColumboTV

It's such a change of pace for your typical Columbo villain to see Jack Cassidy underacting. I love his stone face while Columbo is doing his shenanigans #ColumboTV

Hahaha screw that new coat #ColumboTV

I too would shoot a man in the face for Jack Cassidy's eyelashes #ColumboTV

What is this, Murder She Wrote? #ColumboTV

Oh dang did he just incriminate himself #ColumboTV

Columbo! DUDE! Chill! 🤣 #ColumboTV 🪄🎩 #NowYouSeeHim

I HATE THE NEW COAT #ColumboTV

Imagine being murdered in Sansabelt slacks #ColumboTV

This is suddenly making me want to watch Jonathan Creek, with the magic and mysteries working together. Anyone else here a fan? #ColumboTV

I'm so confused by this tuxedo shirt/vest thing he's wearing. Does it open in the BACK? And WHY? #ColumboTV

They're clapping because it's over. #ColumboTV

Gonna get @aliencg.com one of these gold spangled bodysuits #ColumboTV

Definitely threaten a known criminal, this is going to go great for you #ColumboTV

You know shit's going down when they break out the sneaky flute #ColumboTV

I am awake and ready to go! Take THAT, @aliencg.com #ColumboTV

Starting point for the Columbo watch party this afternoon / evening. 📺 See you in a while! 🙂 #ColumboTV

Just going to make a generalization here but if you can't find the CVS I'm going to guess you also can't find the clitoris

I like it because no one can sneak up on you when you're vulnerable

The global economy? But that's where I live!