I'm a snowstorm size queen

"They've radicalized the Massive Cock subreddit" I say to no one in particular while my wife fills out divorce papers

ICE / DHS employees: I know there’s way more alarm internally than is public. Text me via signal at 202-510-1268. I’ll protect your anonymity

Going through suggested beta reader edits be like

Reminder to Watch Party people! #ColumboTV will be on Mastodon on 2/7/2026 at 5 PM Eastern where we'll be watching S1E2 Death Lends a hand. Join us and watch along!

Really snowmaxxing up here on Lake Erie, grwm to shovel for the second time in two hours

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I wish everyone in the south a very I Hope You Dont Have An Extended Storm Power Outage day

Food for thought: You don’t need a thermometer to know how cold it is outside if you have an unheated bidet

DEFUND PAW PATROL

Genuinely loved #GhostMaster, Tubi really has some hidden gems sometimes. Thanks everyone! #FrightClub

I KNEW THERE WAS GOING TO BE A ROMANTIC ENDING #FrightClub

Anyone else watching with an unfinished project and feeling reeeeaaally uneasy about it right now? #FrightClub

No! Her t-shirt! #FrightClub

Google docs would never self insert into a neurotic actor, just putting that out there #FrightClub

Oh Christ is this a 7 spot ad block? Lord, why don't you want me to learn that the real movie magic was the magic of self confidence? #FrightClub

Imagine explaining this to Nationwide #FrightClub

The director has aged 20 years over the course of this movie #FrightClub

He's not ready for beta reader feedback #FrightClub

Chekov's... frozen popsicles? #FrightClub #GhostMaster

God I would LOVE a disembodied extra hand, I have so many chores in mind #FrightClub

The two leads are so good together, like why is the acting so good in this weird ass film #FrightClub

I'm loving this movie so much. Came here tonight with no expectations and have been rewarded #FrightClub

"Is that a wrap?" Gonna go with yes #frightclub

Nice try but demonic possession doesn't get you paid for two #FrightClub

LMAO the boom mic following the headless corpse #FrightClub

Call me an optimist but this could still have a romantic storyline in the end, I mean what is an eternal curse if not a marriage to a creative #FrightClub

That felt nonconsensual #FrightClub

Not now, Mounjaro commercial! #FrightClub

Oh Lord I'm glad I'm old enough not to be surrounded by artistes like this guy anymore. He's going to get them all killed by a demon because of his mediocrity, isn't he? Dude get a Livejournal #FrightClub

Heart fluttering eh. I'm sure that will be relevant later when the gore really gets started #FrightClub

Judas Priest t-shirt. A symbol of good taste. #FrightClub

Men really do be annoying across cultures #FrightClub

Oh hell yeah starting off strong with a 3 commercial block #FrightClub

Haunt #FrightClub here tonight! #GhostMaster (10ET/9C/8M/7P) Tubi: tubitv.com/movies/64688... Prime: www.amazon.com/gp/video/det... More: www.justwatch.com/us/movie/gho... #IBoughtAVampireMotorcycle (11:45ET/10:45C/9:45M/8:45P) Tubi: tubitv.com/movies/10002... Also on Kanopy!

I'm not putting on hard pants just to go shit myself in a rural Ohio Applebee's

I'm going to a meeting in person tonight and the only reason I'm not calling in is because I'm going to try to unload some of that 25 lb of flour. I will otherwise contribute nothing.

Can’t wait to get somewhere between one inch and two feet of snow this weekend

I wish I could crush my medications up, mix them with sugar and consume them in tube form like pixie stix and actually now that I'm thinking about it there's no reason I can't do that

Episode 46 featuring backup brunette @mollymcawesome.bsky.social ! open.spotify.com/episode/4HYn...

The Air Force One black box recording will show that they had to turn around because he filled the entire plane up with explosive diarrhea. Also why don't they build the entire plane out of explosive diarrhea

It's 6 degrees outside and the hound dog thinks it's time to party

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

STEPHEN COLBERT, WHERE IS MY CHRONICLES OF AMBER

Oh dang is it time for the annual Bluesky is dying discourse again

Out of context beta reader notes #amediting

There's been a lot of grieving for people over the last few years and I hate to say it but one thing that has helped has been thinking "wow I'm glad they're not around to see THIS"

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