Thanks, @jwr1ghtbra1n.bsky.social, for this colorful corcucopia of movies. Now it's time to find the asprin. See you next time, #Riffotronic friends.

Come on, movie. Just end, please. #Riffotronic

This movie gives me a headache. #Riffotronic

Remember when there were vampires? #Riffotronic

Planet Sexytime seems kind of dull. #Riffotronic

I'm glad they speak English on this planet. #Riffotronic

Watch out for the Gorn! #Riffotronic

It'd be nice if BlueSky cooperated for just a couple of hours. #Riffotronic

I bet they'll encounter lifeforms from another movie. #Riffotronic

The astronaut lady needs a blue ascot like the men have. #Riffotronic

This spaceship set rivals Santa Conquers the Martians. #Riffotronic

I don't trust these people to launch a rocket. #Riffotronic

Oh, this looks amazing. #Riffotronic

Is this a "talent" show? #Riffotronic

We’re getting parts of four or five movies smashed together for this one. It’s like a month’s worth of #Riffotronic in just 85 minutes. What a deal!

Tonight on Riffotronic we celebrate the film legacy of Al Adamson, with his 1970 schlockfest "Horror of the Blood Monsters" with John "Paycheck" Carradine and Viki Molante. Godfrey Ho would be envious of this picture. #Riffotronic

YouTube Lottery: "Terror of Mechagodzilla." Thanks, @bmoviemaniacs.bsky.social, for this excursion to Planet X. Have a pleasant weekend, #BMovieManiacs friends.

I keep turning down the volume. Soon it'll be on zero. #BMovieManiacs

TURN UP THE VOLUME! #BMovieManiacs

Why not just use these laser beams on Monster Zero? #BMovieManiacs

Glenn is doing his Bogart impersonation. #BMovieManiacs

That has got to be so annoying for Godzilla. I bet he just wants to be left alone. #BMovieManiacs

Was Planet X in the UFO files released today? #BMovieManiacs

Haruno can do so much better. #BMovieManiacs

Don't Godzilla and Rodan have a say in if they want to go to Planet X? #BMovieManiacs

I assume Nick Adams is really speaking in English, but it sounds like he's being dubbed. #BMovieManiacs

I like the Artemis II crew better. #BMovieManiacs

Go go, Godzilla! #BMovieManiacs

#BMovieManiacs Event: Konnichiwa, Maniacs! Tonight we reach into the Toho vaults to bring you this classic battle of monsters and planets! Can two astronuts... err, astronauts and a nerdy inventor save the world?! Tune in and find out! 8 Pacific/11 Eastern tonight!

Well, @arghflix.bsky.social, you outdid yourself with this one. I'm so glad we all got to visit Hydra Island together, because it's the sort of place one shouldn't visit alone. Have a safe week, #Riffotronic friends, and don't accept any invitations to strange islands.

They tease us by talking about the ending. #Riffotronic

Some Greeks gods should show up and start messing with people. #Riffotronic

The John Barry estate should sue for musical infringement. #Riffotronic

It'd be great if the hydra heads could do comedy bits. #Riffotronic

I'm on Team Hydra. #Riffotronic

This is going to end with a volcano eruption, right? #Riffotronic

This is some fine writing and acting. #Riffotronic

Where would we be without the SyFy Channel? #Riffotronic

This movie has everything, we're not even ten minutes in. #Riffotronic

I haven't heard this song in years, maybe decades. #Riffotronic

I have a feeling this will be the best movie I watch this afternoon. #Riffotronic

Hellooooo.... Join us this evening for #Riffotronic! Today's visual misfortune will be "Hydra" (2009) - so generic and bad, there are about ten or other movies named the same... anyways... get ready for some ultra crappy CGI - see you at 8ET / 5PT - link to the playlist a little before showtime!

Thanks, @bmoviemaniacs.bsky.social, for these commercials from 1981. And thanks, I guess, for the movie, too. See you soon, #BMovieManiacs friends. I'm off to order my Vita Mix.

Please, somebody help us. #BMovieManiacs

Shouldn't the kids become giants if they've been exposed to radiation? #BMovieManiacs

Ordering things by mail took much longer in those days. #BMovieManiacs

Pre-Cosby Jello commercial. We're really going back in time. #BMovieManiacs

It's Underground Hogwarts. #BMovieManiacs

I wonder if those people went back to Grandma's house for more Stove Top. #BMovieManiacs

Hey, movie. Stop trying to make "Black Leather" a thing. #BMovieManiacs