I'm just going to sit here quietly and process this movie. Thank you, @arghflix.bsky.social, for always reminding us that our movie viewing always has the potential to reach rock bottom, no matter what we've already seen. Take care, #Riffotronic friends, and see you again soon.

The black-and-white shots are art. Or something. #Riffotronic

Dominique Swain was in Face/Off and this. I wonder if she's made any other face-removal movies. #Riffotronic

Industrial Lights & Magic wasn't available for this production. #Riffotronic

I bet Jules Verne never even thought to include a Robot Adolph. #Riffotronic

If they didn't pixelate things, I wouldn't have to use my imagination. #Riffotronic

What's with the pixelation?! #Riffotronic

Did Amazon deliver all this equipment to the center of the Earth? #Riffotronic

Bad Busey! #Riffotronic

According to IMDB, the director cites his visual influences as "Steven Spielberg, Peter Jackson, Sam Raimi, John Carpenter, John Landis, David Lean, J. J. Abrams and Robert Rodriguez." Who am I to argue? #Riffotronic

I think the science in this is suspect. #Riffotronic

I wonder if any of these guys have been to that base on the dark side of the moon. #Riffotronic

I bet the actors spent months preparing for these roles. #Riffotronic

I haven't seen a Dominique Swain movie since 1997. #Riffotronic

That head looks like something from Futurama. #Riffotronic

I'm ready for the Greatest Movie of All Time, but instead I'm here for #Riffotronic.

Heeellloooooo.... Join us for #Riffotronic this eve/afternoon. Featured visual misfortune of the day/evening will be: "N4z33s at The Center of the Earth" (2012). Link to misadventure provided shortly before showtime. Eye bleach will not be provided, bring your own.

YouTube Lottery: A "One Step Beyond" episode. Thanks, @bmoviemaniacs.bsky.social, for this hoppin' good time. Have a safe weekend, #BMovieManiacs friends, and see you next time.

The grasshopper go into the water, where they'll be eaten by the fish...and then Chicago will be infested with giant fish. But that's another movie. #BMovieManiacs

Line I wish we'd hear: "That grasshopper is the size of a battleship!" #BMovieManiacs

The Bears are gonna sign up a grasshopper as middle linebacker. #BMovieManiacs

Peeping Grasshopper. #BMovieManiacs

Listen up. There will be a quiz. #BMovieManiacs

That grasshopper is trying to create the shower-scene music from Psycho. #BMovieManiacs

Going from Korean war correspondent to Illinois agricultural reporter is a career arc. #BMovieManiacs

I should be making a list of all the towns mentioned. #BMovieManiacs

Those darn "teens." #BMovieManiacs

When I was a kid, my mom sometimes made grasshopper pie. It was really good. To the best of my knowledge it contained no actual grasshoppers. #BMovieManiacs

#BMovieManiacs Event: Tonight, we bring you a classic in the disturbingly large insect genre! Peter Graves, Peggy Castle, Morris "Just call me General" Ankrum, and directed by Bert I. "Mr Big" Gordon!! I mean... ya know?? 8 pacific/11 eastern tonight! #Insectapalooza

Thanks, @mumbdaddy.bsky.social, for this PSA about the dangers of the mostly dead. Take care, #Riffotronic friends, and see you next time.

Check out that yellow kitchen counter. #Riffotronic

It's important to have a good auto mechanic when you're in a #Riffotronic movie.

These people talk too much. #Riffotronic

Most boring game ever of strip poker. #Riffotronic

It IS a Christmas movie. #Riffotronic

They're going to end up doing that Folger's commercial with the brother and sister who seem overly fond of each other. #Riffotronic

This woman hasn't seen that one episode of The Twilight Zone. #Riffotronic

The doctor is Douglas Adams fan. Why else wear as 42 shirt? #Riffotronic

She's got Shelley Long on Cheers hair. #Riffotronic

An airplane in peril? @dc5fanmary.bsky.social should be here. #Riffotronic

Later today… a woman survives a traumatic plane crash only to waste her second chance on a boring doctor and even more boring dialogue. It’s Sole Survivor on #Riffotronic. Flight departs at 5pmPST/8pmEST. Have your boredom pass ready.

YouTube Lottery: "Attack of the Crab Monsters." Thank you, @bmoviemaniacs.bsky.social, for this jungle adventure. May a volcano always be at your destination. Stay safe, #BMovieManiacs friends, and see you soon.

Color - fancy. #BMovieManiacs

I want to see a Bronson Caves movie where one movie is shooting in the foreground and another is shooting in the background. #BMovieManiacs

Watch out for the bubbles! #BMovieManiacs

It looks like they hiked all the way to California. #BMovieManiacs

I'm on Team Volcano. #BMovieManiacs

This movie feels like 800 miles of walking. #BMovieManiacs

Welcome to the jungle, We got fun and games... #BMovieManiacs

Kakfa's Monster from Green Hell. #BMovieManiacs