Dr. Peppr has a 30-year mortgage on the Fansville campaign

"A writing career is not a sprint. It is also not a marathon. A writing career is one of those wilderness survival challenges where they dump you in the woods without a map or a compass or food and whoever finds their way out wins." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/how...

This feels like a headline from a weird dream

A Texas district in which Black students were allegedly taunted with monkey noises. An Arizona school where students admitted saying “slavery is good.” These are some of the incidents Trump’s Education Department has ignored:

Quite a quote from Texans LB Azeez Al-Shaair, who was asked about his STOP THE GENOCIDE eye black after today’s game www.usatoday.com/story/sports...

BREAM: Commissioner Gordon, are you investigating the Joker? GORDON: What happened has been reviewed on television bc it was broadcast. We investigate when it's appropriate. That is not the case here. We are not going to bow to pressure. So no, we are not investigating.

We still do not know the names of the ICE agents who killed Silverio Villegas González on September 12, 2025 outside of Chicago. If you have any information, please reach out on Signal at @tpf.99.

The Trump administration is seeking to deport two men who provided accounts of the Jan. 3 death of Geraldo Lunas Campos at a Texas detention camp that differed from the Department of Homeland Security’s description of the incident.

Contrast this with Google in The Dalles, where it makes up a third of water use (using more than 1 million gallons a day) and gets a 97% discount on property taxes amounting to hundreds of millions of dollars.

Your resistance group is an adjective describing your character flaws + your favorite drink + your familiar status. I’m a disorganized beer dad. We’re here to oppose ICE.

ME: if we aren’t supposed to pick our noses then why are the holes perfectly finger sized 911: i don’t know sir

Katie Miller, wife of Stephen Miller, attacks birth control.

If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before) Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...

Gov. Walz to MS NOW: "Two days ago it was Elissa Slotkin. Last week it was Jerome Powell. Before that, Mark Kelly. Weaponizing the justice system … is a dangerous, authoritarian tactic. "The only person not being investigated for the shooting of Renee Good is the federal agent who shot her."

Jfc

Everyone with authority must speak out now against Trump's depravity and lawlessness. Every Democratic leader. Every university, professional association, charity, and foundation head. Every CEO. Every religious leader. If they don't, history will condemn their cowardice and complicity.

[slams bottle and shot glass on table while holding a lighter] welcome to grain alcohol friday with hoda kotb

Conservatives Say Renée Good Was Brainwashed By Bible Into Loving Thy Neighbor https://theonion.com/conservatives-say-renee-good-was-brainwashed-by-bible-into-loving-thy-neighbor/

This is somehow a single color and an entire decade and the taste of water at the same time

hey Mom can you come pick me up. yeah everyone on the niche microblogging website is arguing about who has the correct emotional posture to the unknowable future again

Seems bad

Me in 2009, being presented with the Stanley Cup. Such a wonderful gesture of respect.

I was in Iraq for a year and never once saw anything as horrible as what's happening in the US right now.

Retired Lt Colonel here. 3 combat tours in Iraq. This is worse than Iraq. ICE is terrorizing everyone. No different than ISIS. They are cruising the streets, cutting off people, causing crashes and pointing guns if you dare challenge them. The anger is building. When it bursts, Kiev during SMO.

The Dalles wants to pull more water out of the Mt Hood forest. It says it’s for a growing population, but the city hasn’t grown much in recent years. What has: Google’s footprint. The tech giant uses a third of the city’s water. www.opb.org/article/2026...

Pete Hegseth’s brother, Philip Hegseth, is a podcast producer for ANDREESSEN HOROWITZ [aka “a16z”] & recently joined the DHS as a liaison to the “Dept of War”. (ICYMI, A16z was co-founded by Peter Thiel ally Marc Andreessen.) 1/

MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Trump threatens to use the Insurrection Act, allowing him to deploy troops, to 'put an end' to protests in Minneapolis.

New: meet ELITE, the Palantir app ICE is using to find neighborhoods to raid. Map interface; officers search for immigrants; click person to bring up individual dossier. This is clearest link between what Palantir is building and ICE's activities on the ground yet www.404media.co/elite-the-pa...

For people elsewhere who have asked how to support Minnesota while we’re overrun with nazi thugs, here’s an excellent list of places that could use financial help. Lots of choices. Thank you so much! docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Just had dinner with my mom. She's a retired elementary school teacher who now subs. ICE apparently shows up twice daily at the schools in her old district—when kids are dropped off in the morning & when they are picked up after dismissal Also, all recess is inside for the foreseeable future

You know things are going well, comrade, when government officials get on TV to give people austerity tips.

Let them eat a piece of broccoli

They're giving off big "Holy shit, these mopes are actually freakin' crazy" vibes.

that's... not how math... what the fuck?

Someone needs to check in on Hell, because I think they might be running out of room in their Special Places.

"“They specifically asked me if I knew where the Hmong families lived on my street & in the neighborhood.” Lugert-Thom responded, “I don’t know anything about that” & she said they then asked, “Well, what about the Asian families?”" "“I was a bit shaken & a bit shocked of what I was asked to do.”"

Not a national security reporter. Not a Pentagon reporter. Not covering, say, a crime that the Govt wants to investigate. Just someone who talked to Fed employees and kept them anonymous.

Oh look, there it is again, this time on @thedailyshow.com : Jenin Younes using the magic words "both sides" to describe "extreme rhetoric". Do tell, Jenin! Please cite examples from the Left of extreme rhetoric. Not some random online keyboard pundit. I want an example from an elected Democrat.

I rarely have a bone to pick with The Daily Show & Jon Stewart, but he had Jenin Younes as a guest, and I'm confused as to why he let her off easy. She said "both sides" were wrong in the murder of Renee Nicole Good. How does anyone both side this? This is why centrists are important to fascists.

I was gonna watch an interview in the daily show about Jenin Younes but there's a time stamp in the comments where she's in the middle and thinks both are in the wrong when talking about the ICE shooting. Since she believes in civil rights, let's compare and see if it's equal to degree

Right-wing operative Younes doesn’t get to act surprised by this administration. Throughout the interview, she’s like “oh golly, I had no idea it would be like this.” Yes, you did. I know because you mocked people who were warning about Trump’s indifference to human life at the height of COVID.

I wonder if Jenin Younes told Jon Stewart about how she did interrogations for Jim Jordan’s Weaponization committee of academics accused of being part of a “censorship industrial complex” that never existed. I wonder if she told him that Jordan then lied about what he heard in those interviews.

“Both sides”-ing from the guest on The Daily Show tonight. 🤮

UPDATE: TJ Sabula, the worker who shouted "pedophile protector" at Trump, has been suspended - WaPo

It’s not that I want to get off this ride. It’s that I want several of the people also on this ride to be violently ejected.

The Mercury has obtained a series of images of group messages that show racist, sexist, and homophobic tropes used by a local developer and other local conservative political activists during a council president election. Readers may find this content offensive.

I can’t really process the hypocrisy and depravity on display here. www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...

Trump: "We intend to imprison any fraudster, politician, or public official involved in these sick plots to loot and pillage our country. Think of that Ilhan Omar. She lives in Somalia. All they have is murder and robbing. Pirates. That stopped. Same missile. Ping! That's the end of them."