Who the hell is emailing bomb threats to schools here in SW Missouri?

Unbelievable! @piperformissouri.bsky.social

No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet.

I’m sweating on Christmas because it’s still 65 degrees at 11pm with 85% humidity. No worries though, it will be 18 degrees Monday morning.

I just scrolled through thousands of photos from Epstein’s house and I have a question. Why are billionaires so goddamned weird? #EpsteinFiles

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

I don’t own a lot of DVDs, but I do have these and I will be watching them instead of whatever stupid thing is on tv tonight.

We’ve got clearer photos of Jupiter from decades ago than this guy in 2025.

RIP legend

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

This year, same as last year. Had to listen to the 20th anniversary a million times before I saw him in concert again in June in Chicago. ❤️

Hey @profanity.accountant What’s happening?

If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you have seen Pink Floyd Duran Duran James Blunt Metallica Ween

Wait, WTF is he talking about? What do Somalians have to do with anything?

I would like to add to the new covid variant’s list of symptoms: Altered sense of smell and taste Cinnamon smells like burning wood and my favorite cereal tastes like wood too. Everything is wood with this covid variant. #covid

It's nice to finally have answers to these questions we've had for so long about Gulf War Illness. I hope there are answers for the people who were in the same area after 2003. #MECFS #GulfWarIllness

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

‘Death remains my intimate shadow partner. It has been with me since birth, always hovering close by. I understand one day we will finally waltz together into the ether. I hope when that time comes, I die with the satisfaction of a life well-lived, unapologetic, joyful, & full of love.’ —Alice Wong

Joplin, Missouri #Aurora

My oldest aunt died a few days ago, and I found out last night from a screenshot of a Facebook post that my father made. My daughter sent me the screenshot since I don’t speak to my family anymore. This is how my family works in the MAGA era.

October was one hell of a year

Did they test for anything else?

getting tired of all the "stuff" "happening" how do I turn it off

So, I assume that by the time they get to OIF and OEF veterans with "chronic fatigue syndrome" and "fibromyalgia" (the official VA diagnoses for unexplained medical illnesses presumptively due to exposure while in service) most of us will be dead. 34 years is a ridiculous amount of time for this.

My daughter just started college and we can't even call the GI Bill Hotline due to the shutdown to find out why she didn't get her student verification email for September. Luckily, she's got enough in scholarships and grants that she doesn't rely on the GI Bill 💯, but it would be nice to have.

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[letter to vitamin company] So your ad said that this supplement "helps with memory loss" but I'm still remembering stuff

Our government is full of petty assholes. I just got this very unprofessional email from the Department of Veterans Affairs.

Post a concert photo you took

Autism is not a "horrible, horrible crisis" and neurodivergent people are not the government's guinea pigs.

That would be my doctor.

This is all I’m hearing today from Arizona

For the love of all that is holy, I swear, if they touch a hair on Seth Meyer’s or John Oliver’s heads I will lose my shit. It what do you want to bet that Jimmy Fallon is the only one who’s going to survive the purge.

Bluesky right now ...

Artist: @sillynubcat.bsky.social

Being alive is "great" and all, but every day?

Twitter is a safety hazard. Delete it if you can. I bet you can! Also, abolish "A.i." as much as you can from every aspect of your life and community/

I know that Americans suck at things like geography and meteorology, but this is a whole other level of stupid. 🤦

Relax, Guy.

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Dealing with chronic illness is like: It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Fuck this. Fuck that. Fuck you. Fuck my life. *goes apeshit* It's fine.

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