me after seeing two beautiful women in any context whatsoever

there was a screening in LA of an 80s sex comedy James Hong directed. He came out after the movie for a Q&A, and the first thing he said onstage was "wow, that was a real piece of shit!"

things woud go fucking crazy if me and an open minded woman got up to some bisexual Shit

How I'm spending Valentine's Day

I love lowkey and low energy Homer, it's an absolute crazy vibe

happy birthday gromit 🥹 🎂 🐶

Remember if you watch this show or buy this merch, no trans person will like or trust you ever again. Sorry but those are the rules.

LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this

Happy birthday to the Pokémon Mewtwo

Ahh Prince Zuko they are called Reel Big Fish and it's spelled R-E-E-L! Clever and a beat you can dance to *Zuko storms off* Ah well I thought it was funny

"You may be tempted to seek out Melania in its brief cinematic run. Don't." www.eyeforfilm.co.uk/review/melan... #filmsky

Transphobes talk about wanting to "protect women and girls", but when was the last time you saw one jump in the way of a boss's attack and risk critical damage and possibly one or more status changes? Never, that's when. So shut up.

She's so pretty

Rowling's people inviting Epstein to a dinner and a performance of The Cursed Child, long after he was convicted of child sexual abuse... exquisite.

Toho is celebrating the Queen of the Monsters all year long in 2026 as the studio has dubbed it Mothra Year in honor of the kaiju’s 65th anniversary.

A day on which ordinary Glaswegians rose up to prevent their neighbours from being deported is remembered in detail in documentary Everybody To Kenmure Street www.eyeforfilm.co.uk/review/every... #Sundance #filmsky 🎬

Nine years to the day since Graham Linehan foresaw his own fate.

I hate that they rebranded tangerines as “easy peelers” because “easy peelers” sound like the sort of thing the Artful Dodger would say whilst being arrested

“Cant sleep… i’ll just have a quick look at my phone”

Unironically so motivating.

i miss when this guy was the only LLM

Kier Starmer this is about you

Unfortunately, them

and Tiny Tim, who was NOT mad, don't put it in the papers that he was mad,

Half Ma’am Half Brisket

Doing a wee Xmas solo show tonight in Glasgow at the old hairdressers alongside some legends! Cannot confirm nor deny I will hang my stocking on the wall. I'm on about half 7 andnobody is turned away for lack of funds, it's chriiiistmaaaaaaassss NTAFLOF list 👇 docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

You know who's done a bunch of comedy novels for kids and isn't a Danger (just a bit of an arsehole sometimes)? farragobooks.com/book/darkwood/

MY 4-YEAR OLD: *calmly, while coloring a picture of the Grinch* If baby grinches die, we can eat them. If they’re clean. That’s ok

I'm not going back to Twitter because I'm not online to "combat the right," I am here to get rid of intrusive thoughts and maybe make like six specific women laugh

happy anniversary to the thing I wrought

TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit

Very sad that I felt I had no choice but to resign from The Infinite Monkey Cage - a victory for the transphobes and other bigots - I did it because so much of the media has chosen to believe the kind and empathetic people are a fiction - they are real and so often unrepresented.

Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers. NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.

A crowded room, friends with tired eyes I'm hiding from you and your soul of ice My God, I thought you were someone to rely on Me? Gongaga

We should talk more about this terrific movie

Please enjoy the best Christmas song ever youtu.be/jFL7Qs4n_0g?...

Happy Feast of the Immaculate Conception!

@josielong.bsky.social on the 29C on the way into town and the driver is actually just flying past people who have their hands out and I'm like "I know who's also had this experience"

has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane

Everyone around me irl keep dropping in the fact that they use AI in every day life and work and it makes me feel like I’m going crazy especially when I push back and ask if it’s worth the consequences and the response is always, in the end, no 🫠 And yet this is just the average person now!

Self-ID for left handed to be ended. Will now require a ten year wait and the opinion of three psychologists. Firstline treatments to include breaking all the fingers on the left hand with a mallet. NHS to offer sinister hand amputation to persistent cases. Move praised by charity Right Matters

Cruelty is anhedonic. It rarely delivers the euphoria promised because, in the abstract, what feels righteous and joyful inevitably reveals itself to be sordid and small. Then it's "No not like that". "No not enough". "No the real battle, the forever war to make this feel good starts now". Forever.

Note how these awful people are getting exactly the exclusions of children that they demanded and *that still isn’t enough for them*: they demand everyone be delighted about it and kiss their arses for being brilliant.

I decided to my takes on Deltarune characters. Starting off with the obvious pick: Spamton youtu.be/781EJH6H8Zc

They Might Be Nephilim