We should talk more about this terrific movie

Please enjoy the best Christmas song ever youtu.be/jFL7Qs4n_0g?...

Happy Feast of the Immaculate Conception!

@josielong.bsky.social on the 29C on the way into town and the driver is actually just flying past people who have their hands out and I'm like "I know who's also had this experience"

has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane

Everyone around me irl keep dropping in the fact that they use AI in every day life and work and it makes me feel like I’m going crazy especially when I push back and ask if it’s worth the consequences and the response is always, in the end, no 🫠 And yet this is just the average person now!

Self-ID for left handed to be ended. Will now require a ten year wait and the opinion of three psychologists. Firstline treatments to include breaking all the fingers on the left hand with a mallet. NHS to offer sinister hand amputation to persistent cases. Move praised by charity Right Matters

Cruelty is anhedonic. It rarely delivers the euphoria promised because, in the abstract, what feels righteous and joyful inevitably reveals itself to be sordid and small. Then it's "No not like that". "No not enough". "No the real battle, the forever war to make this feel good starts now". Forever.

Note how these awful people are getting exactly the exclusions of children that they demanded and *that still isn’t enough for them*: they demand everyone be delighted about it and kiss their arses for being brilliant.

I decided to my takes on Deltarune characters. Starting off with the obvious pick: Spamton youtu.be/781EJH6H8Zc

They Might Be Nephilim

Not sure how tf we pulled that off but can't thank Glasgow enough for showing up and growing up in support of our new album 📈 NATIONAL RECORD OF ACHIEVEMENT 📉

People will say anything on here. “We used to be a proper country,” no we didn’t. That’s not true.

i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao

Honestly, I'm not beyond begging! If you're about in Glasgow, please come to this gig!

Happy gazpacho soup day to everyone who still cringes to death over something they did that absolutely noone but them even remembers

Hojo and Vincent. FFVII x Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein. A couple more pics to come. #FFVII

Watching any monster movie is basically just ninety minutes of me being like, so why are we bothering the monster? Except Godzilla which plainly states we are bothering the monster because we're fucked up.

Frankly the way Crispin Glover says every single line he says in this film

It's Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands Scream[ing] Day!

What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck? It's the Pope in 1982.

What fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a kid?

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

Better late than never

GODZILLA The OG movie was released OTD 71 years ago. #GodzillaDay

A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif.

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Nosferatu was a gorgeous looking and very well made film but it didn't get me, inside, where the meat is but Frankenstein DID

Frankenstein absolutely ruled, @realgdt.bsky.social just gets me every single time

STATLER; "This funeral is so boring, I'm jealous of the guy in the coffin! Ah ha ha ha ha!" [Statler turns to the empty chair next to him and sheds one tear]

It cannot be made clearer. If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.

Oh for fucks sake

the Godzilla toilet paper holder would fix me

The latest improbable entry in the AI Slop sweepstakes: The Patricia Routledge "I’ll be turning 95 this coming Monday" monologue that's sweeping the globe (and that has been deleted outright from the websites of at least two reasonably reputable news venues that had posted it).

Yuck

Actually no, Pride events are NOT meant to be inclusive. They are meant to piss off people like you. Pride is doing exactly what it is meant to do when enemies of the LGBT community are excluded by it. Time to get your big banner and stand at the side of the march telling us we're all going to hell.

Excuse me I've just had a giant anime nosebleed

When people ask, "Right before the Republic crumbled, who was doing the best 19th century literary pun stencils?" remember my name.

Graham Linehan gets refused entry back in to the US where he now lives so he just has to live in the airport like Tom Hanks in that movie except instead of making friends and getting off with Catherine Zeta Jones he just gets arrested several times a day.

💙OKAY, 500 FOLLOWERS GIVEAWAY TIME💙 one person gonna get a lovey-dovey (or just lovey) art of their two ocs/oc+canon 🫶 rules: - follow me - share this post - reply with the characters you would like me to draw - bonus points for 40yo+, hehe - NO AI OFC gonna pick the winner on September 1st 🫶

Just for perspective, a few weeks ago roughly 100,000 turned up for the London Trans+ Pride march. By contrast fewer than 3,000 ACROSS THE WHOLE COUNTRY, have turned up to anti-asylum "protests". Yet we are meant to take the latter as "the voice of the people" and the former as "the minority".

reposted this today because the inverse is also true: if you abandon trans people right now, you are abandoning civil rights period. if you can't stand up for trans people when it matters, no one should, or will, ever trust you when the bullseye moves to the next target.

The S*n there, making a hero out of a racist. Just a reminder that Starmer regularly writes for this fascist shit-rag.