AI company logos look like buttholes, pass it on, it upsets them.

HE IS SO GOOD

Thank you @imrights.bsky.social for your tutorial I can #DrawIzzyHands 😃❤️🏴‍☠️

Please don't lie to me Amazon, the packages were not 'handed to resident'. They were left on the doorstep in full view of anyone who might have stolen them. No-one rang the doorbell or knocked at the door. You're not usually like this, please ensure next time the driver is trained in doorbell use.

happy pride month to gay pirates kissing

I remember this. It was a scandal that rocked the national news!

Look, Americans, British homes aren't designed with air conditioning in mind. Our architecture values other things: heat retention, space management, trapdoors, automated breakfast-serving mechanisms which can be operated by a literal dog

Older lady peeped the rainbow flag on my bike, asked in a thick Russian accent “It’s your Pride?” She told me her youngest grandchild is “not she berry or he berry but no berry.” I said “Nonbinary?” She got so excited. Yes! Yes! And “Is a secret, but they are my“ *looks around, whispers* “favorite.”

Vampire's Guide to Vellington Out-takes www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcdb...

It was inevitable, wasn't it🙄 Of course the Telegraph would run with something like this👇 So let's remove some of the rose-tinted spectacles and also look at some of that data comparing 1976 with modern heat waves Because the 1976 nostalgia porn is wearing a bit thin at this stage 🧵1/23

A sploosh worthy of @abbeythelab.bsky.social 🐶💦

YES especially as I no longer write for publication in my day job, but I do archive items written by everyone else. Include a version number or edition if you must, but a date with the month and year also. They do not stay on the same website forever.

Happy Pride to this Caravaggio self-portrait that made one man so gay he had to go to the hospital

On top of everything else right now I have a massive mouth ulcer (or several small ones ganging up together) and it's very painful to open my mouth far enough to eat. And yes, I've been attacking it with TCP, bonjela, whatever I can get my hands on. If only it would capitulate, even a tiny bit ☹️

The Agami Herons are back at Agami Island. They are a little later than last year because of the drier weather, but nesting season is very busy right now with herons flying everywhere around us. #CostaRica #herons #birds

Where you'll see a rare bird. Thanks to @ryanfm.bsky.social's newsletter for teaching me about the Cabanis's ground-sparrow that lives behind the walmart

Kleiner kākāpō 🤏🏻

For Vogue, I talked to Ramell-Correen Frederick, aka Cheeks, who embroidered Knicks gear in the streets of Brooklyn after Game 5. He uses a 104-year-old hand-crank, chainstitch embroidery machine that he named Jessica.

My turn again this week 👇

My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com

40 minutes and 10% of battery power to update my tablet. Google really should let you uninstall programs you don't use.

This week's British Comedy Quiz asks you to name the company where several of the characters in Peep Show work in the early series, and more.

My 3rd grader's teacher loves sloths, is due with her first baby this summer, and had a lot to manage class-wise this year, so I wanted to make her something super adorable for an end-of-year present. I think I might've just pulled it off 🦥

this alternative moonlight kiss……whatever………..

well, this just made me cry

Today has been 1000000 hours long so far 🫥

Another Monday, another Amazon delivery which has been counting down heartily to my door but is now stuck in its place with a "You're the next stop" note for 20 minutes 😒

Just discussing Tomorrow's World (like one does on a Sunday evening) and friend had never seen this - so sharing it with you all too ... www.bbc.co.uk/videos/c2542...

From a few minutes ago. I wanted to fill the bird feeder but ran into this scene of a Downey woodpecker couple, the female here is feeding it's male mate who is hanging on the outside of the feeder. #Birds #DowneyWoodpeckers #Wildbirds #Timecleanse

In honour of Anthony Head, I’d like to share this story. It’s lived in my mind ever since I first read it. He was good people. www.thepinknews.com/2019/12/20/a...

Ohhhh three of them ohhh

One weather forecast helped shape history. From the producers of Darkest Hour and based on the true story behind D-Day, Pressure stars Andrew Scott as Met Office meteorologist Group Captain James Stagg, alongside Brendan Fraser. In cinemas across the UK and Ireland, 9 September. @studiocanal.co.uk

Daily bunny no.3340 is sick of communal living

Opening with music straight from a cheap sell-through VHS travelogue, Craig Charles Goes Mad In Melbourne today in 1988, going behind the scenes at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival.

June 3rd, an excellent day! 🪴 Hang in there!

YOU THERE BOY WHAT DAY IS IT

It's almost time for Con's birthday! And for this milestone year, I'm putting together a video compilation of a bunch of his fans giving back and showing kindness in his honor. Read this thread for all the details! And please share it! (1/6)

They have never been able to extinguish us or our joy. And they won't start now. Happy Pride, friends. Let's make this the loudest, proudest one yet. 🌈 ✨️

A cartoon about book festivals for @theguardian.com

Alt for lovely picture.

Time spent backing up files should be reclaimable back straight away. And I am going to live on GMT.

A timely repost. A friend transitioned 30+ years ago. Our circle was puzzled, uncertain, ill informed, but without today's toxic attitudes in the media, most supported our friend because this wasn't about us. We soon realised what made us friends was unchanged, and they were right about their gender

Doorbell rang this afternoon, it was a chap delivering a prescription but had the wrong street. No I'm not Mrs Barnes. At the time I thought it odd that I look old enough to be married but then later realised I know of a few people my age with two or more divorces behind them.

My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com

Day #269: U.S. Space Corps--Vanguard IV (1961)

I missed this before: David Attenborough's 100 most spectacular TV moments www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

I feel I should alert Bluesky to the baby foxes in our yard