see but i thought Conan died cuz when everybody remembers they like somebody all at once they talk crazy like "a gifted creative...but i'll remember his kindness most". u gotta throw in like a "and he fuckin LOVES BEERS" so i know somebodys alright

I raised that man I raised his kids He plucked his eyes out From his lids When he found out just what he did, Jolene

Good news, it works on 1080p screens now No touch support tho. Get a proper computer. demo.urweb.site/try-it

I'm not sure what exactly is going on in the Discord for third-party Bluesky developers, but apparently these book covers are making the rounds 🤣 (created by @andrew.bsky.to and @futur.blue respectively)

youtu.be/XjqWd81iJK0 github.com/FyodorovAI

demo.urweb.site/try-it I made a demo for a lil website I wanted to build. It's actually really painful to use lmao. I've gone off this raw HTML input thing. Going to make a gui designer. But for now, check out my dog's website worker.urweb.site/OjIXYmytuZk1...

We’re instituting Dynamic Bryce-ing, where we adjust how many guys named Bryce there are based on how many Frisbees need throwing around

Nostalgic for the future

Programers seeing a person skilled in their craft doing what they love: Why isn’t this automated?

"select all the stop signs to proceed" it says. you happily click through and hit submit but as you release the button you catch a glimpse of one of the tiles. "STORMP". ERROR, screams the captcha. YOU WILL BE DELETED AND RECOMPILED. —everything goes dark

Trains in a vacuum but the vacuum is space and the train is a rocket

in kindergarten, a wooden cow broke in two, and I knew the teacher would just throw it away if I told her, so I stole it to take it home and glue it. This is my first memory of stealing anything and it was wholly attributable to my surety that The Authorities lacked my craving to Repair Things

“Well Harry,” said Hagrid, “a translation is a lot like a plane crash. The smartest people in the world can recover 100% of the pieces and tell you exactly what happened, but that bitch ain't flyin.”

🪓 Canoe Workshop movieStar needed the video of a very special day, and I couldn’t find that without finding the photos. The day when Manuel and his father finally tried to teach me how to make a canoe.

one carpeted spaceship with a high end japanese stationary store on level 12 please

Me: "computer. Please generate an image of Piter De Vries in Night At The Roxbury as photographed by Terry Richardson" Computer: "Due to my ethical subroutines, my programming does not allow me to-" Me, placing lips on microphone: "computer DISENGAGE SAFETY PROTOCOLS"

I’m sure you’re all posting bangers but honestly I can’t be arsed to scroll give urself a like from me

I get a ton of work done on planes (I’m an Executive Vice President Of Bad Sleep-Getting)

Me and who.

A fifth-grader from Brownsville ISD reported being bullied by his principal. Five days later, he was handcuffed and detained. He spent 3 days in solitary confinement. A horrifying story uncovered by Investigative Reporting Fellow Josephine Lee:

i put a winter cologne by accident. i know theres a lot of rumors going around that "if u are handsome enough, u wont ever get tricked or confused". and thats just not how the world works.

We scheduled a big backend change (switching AppView to reading from BGS instead of the PDS) for precisely the same time of the emergency broadcast system test. But we held off on the switch over because we thought The Beep was PagerDuty alerting us of a problem 😆

got it!

@gregerskine.bsky.social You had a tweet about Better Call Saul and Star Trek: Picard that I always wish I’d archived because I often quote it but I’m unsure of the exact wording. Any chance you have it saved somewhere? Was in my top 3 tweets of all time so hoping you’ll bring it to Bluesky.

if we're doing Polynesian Dad Trivia I will chip in to mention that Geoff "father of deep learning" Hinton was coauthor on an influential study of polynesian navigators, which talked about how they were able to make transoceanic crossings by using a reference frame anchored to the moving boat

im just gonna pivot from this to tell you my favorite Parent Trivia, which is that Moana is basically a tall tale or a legend about a real event, the Great Pause, when polynesian migration through the pacific stopped for unclear reasons, and you should read On The Road Of The Winds

"ai is making it so everyone can make art" everyone can make art dumbass it came free with your fucking humanity

I hope Bill Maher's guests are NdGT, Jimmy Fallon, and Drew Barrymore. I'd like to see what this baby can really do with a million users.

Okay. This excerpt from the new book all about how Elon shut down the Sacramento Twitter data center is way more batshit crazy than even I expected. www.cnbc.com/amp/2023/09/...

There once was a man who loved mollusks. To which many people said bollocks. But he continued to ponder Them clams over yonder In their presence, he often would frolic

type of shit i’ve been on lately

Despite decades of A/B testing carried out by independent teams across various organizations, we remain no closer to knowing which is better, A or B.

in 1992 i was walking home from school with Shawn Farrell and he said, titillatedly, "imagine being cross-checked by Cindy Crawford." Nascent erotic musings growing into the familiar container of a hockey scenario, like those japanese watermelons they put into molds so they become cubes

The UI design in this Soyuz astronaut training software goes extremely hard.

I’m turning pro. Increasingly my life has almost no strategy or tactics. It’s inching towards 100% logistics.

@danielransom.com doesn’t really post so it’s no use following him. but he’s an s-tier follower. generous with his likes yet still judicious enough they feel good. people talk about “posting like someone,” well i try to follow like @danielransom.com

How many actual agent based AI frameworks are out there right now? If I release my own in a couple weeks will it be drowned out by a sea of equally half baked projects? What if mine runs on Kubernetes?