The devastation I feel about this attack on science in particular is hard to cope with. It’s like watching my dad die all over again. I would do anything to spare someone a death via pancreatic cancer.

Fuck right off. variety.com/2025/film/gl...

This 2018 essay by Sasha Hemon has never left me. lithub.com/fascism-is-n...

charisma is hard to quantify, but we just saw the level of muslim charisma needed to claw machine a federal security clearance out of the most racist president since woodrow wilson

in consecutive paragraphs of the deakins autobiography you learn that you were only a real camera operator if you could turn a tripod head into an autopen and that every last release print of 1984 would have mission impossibled if not for a cc'd memo

The only halloween movie we watch in this house is Ordet.

"cheeseburgers cause heart attacks" is true. but the statement omits the several thousand steps you'd need to understand in order to address the problem in a person who won't stop ordering five guys.

This is what I do when I think about the Confederacy's humiliation

pressing boiling hot phone screen to my cheek: listen pig there is a word for novelists who dare to write with lower ratios of summary to scene than i, claudius or master and margarita and that word is lazy hostage negotiator, covering mic: he's right...... fuckkkkk

Korovyov: Goodness gracious what is that? Have you ever in all your days smelled a body like this one? Azazello: Messire hates us. Behemoth (gnawing the president's fingers): Try one! they taste of coconut.

I hate this shit. this is art for phone cameras and people who've lost an eye

meeting my handler at the renal pelvis of the bulgakov statue in the international kidney museum

TOMORROW comes a new Relentless Picnic

TOMORROW comes a new Relentless Picnic

the two O's in goop indicate that gwyneth paltrow has murdered human beings to advance the interests of the United Kingdom

going to miss this bone dry bitch

in societies with free speech, real news is always an unspoken subtext. the newsworthy part of this 20-year-old story is not that the president is a pedophile. the news is that his unprecedented immunity to political gravity has secretly been decaying.

post-scarcity economists fail to consider that gambling addicts only have 20 fingers and toes to cut off

dreamed Frasier was Brad Pitt in Fury and Niles named the tank Jerry Cruncher

hydrogen is so almost-not-there that if the Hindenburg had used a perfect vacuum as a lifting gas it would only have been able to carry 10% more weight

sometimes I wish Esperanto had succeeded because can you imagine calling in a nuclear strike sounding like a minion

"Modernity and the Holocaust" p. 17, if anyone else was curious about this exceptional book. The full context is even more frightening:

Dear God, please bless Mom and Dad and Alfred Hitchcock and NIH and cunt and the Szechuan peppercorn. sincerely yours, Nick (BP 117/76, knock wood)

I have seen the future and it works (democrats get the thagomizer)

I'm not complaining, I'm just reminding you that I'm not complaining

once we were a country that did businessmen plots

I wrote these letter templates for your congresspeople. All you have to do is copy this text, fill in the name and address, print, sign and send them. SENATE: docs.google.com/document/d/1... HOUSE: docs.google.com/document/d/1... You're not getting another shot at this if Congress blows its chance

I wrote these letter templates for your congresspeople. All you have to do is copy this text, fill in the name and address, print, sign and send them. SENATE: docs.google.com/document/d/1... HOUSE: docs.google.com/document/d/1... You're not getting another shot at this if Congress blows its chance

yeah gimme one Special Providence and ummmmmm the 10 megaton asteroid too

each night I feed my terra cotta Jimmy Carter a thimble of blood and a spoonful of milk and plead for redress to the unbearable juicelessness of American cinema

beautiful but chronically ill, calculated martyrdom, destroys the emissary of illness and death, saves Christmas... Nosferatu is a Luigi movie

Here are the Granada Sherlock Holmes episodes with Jeremy Brett directed by Peter Hammond (The Avengers). Come for the absurd quantity of talent lavished on episodic television, stay for the obscene debt Ridley Scott owes Peter Hammond. www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

o heavenly father is it true that when you created willem dafoe you made christopher walken again but took away all shame at masturbation?

"Memories come like the Three Stooges. They tumble past the threshold. They expend their dignity in bickering over who was the first through. They eat up their vividness in the battle for pride of place among brothers." —W.G. Sebald

unnumberable horny new yorkers hiding the deadly gyllenhaal like he's harriet tubman

—What kind of wine would you like? —Black.

You have reached the Paul Schrader hotline. Please listen closely as our menu options have changed: —For European Union Frasier, press 1 —For MIDI jazz expo '93, press 2 —For surgeon with a secret, press 3 —For Powerball janitor, press 4

my dream is simple... i want the mars rover to stumble on an eyeless greek bronze head and then watch the evil federal government 180 like the nazgul when someone puts on the ring

the evolutionary advantage of migraine is that you can pretend to have one and wriggle out of things you don't want to do

adulthood begins the year you'll vote for whoever bans phillips heads

english..... what a language

Chuck Wetnurse

my body is a temple bureaucracy

Editor Discovering Mistake Mirko Basaldella bronze 1956 Editor Correcting Mistake Mirko Basaldella bronze 1956