pedophile-occupied government

Metry and her husband of 4 years go to DHS to get their I-130 in motion. "Good news" a DHS employee told them, the form to start her naturalization was approved. DHS employee asks the husband to follow him through a secure door. When it locks behind him, ICE detains his wife to deport her.

i was tedding over this threat to axe csb

Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”

Becca Rothfeld is someone whose writing I really like and who's about to get laid off from the Washington Post

These guys two months ago: ha ha I hope there's a civil war we'll make those LIBERAL BITCHES cry for mercy These guys now: waaaaaa they're using whistles it's not FAIR waaaaa (You can get free community safety whistles, quantity 100 to 1000, from here: linktr.ee/3Dwhistles )

The reality is and one that many American academics and experts are unwilling to utter is that these are death camps and just because the ash isn’t falling from the ovens yet doesn’t change that reality.

This week, my illegally detained neighbor -- an asylum seeker with a wife and two children -- will have a hearing that gives him a chance to get home to his family and get his asylum case back on track. But he will need to pay a $6000 bond. www.gofundme.com/f/bring-our-...

knowing how the story has progressed for Satoshi Kon (RIP) and Aronofsky (pro-AI, rich) , this is a very sad thing to reflect on

pressing the heels of your palms into your eyeballs to see only the seeing side of sight is all fun and games until the zigzag man shows up

The only halloween movie we watch in this house is Ordet.

meeting my handler at the renal pelvis of the bulgakov statue in the international kidney museum

the two O's in goop indicate that gwyneth paltrow has murdered human beings to advance the interests of the United Kingdom

in societies with free speech, real news is always an unspoken subtext. the newsworthy part of this 20-year-old story is not that the president is a pedophile. the news is that his unprecedented immunity to political gravity has secretly been decaying.

post-scarcity economists fail to consider that gambling addicts only have 20 fingers and toes to cut off

dreamed Frasier was Brad Pitt in Fury and Niles named the tank Jerry Cruncher

"Modernity and the Holocaust" p. 17, if anyone else was curious about this exceptional book. The full context is even more frightening:

Dear God, please bless Mom and Dad and Alfred Hitchcock and NIH and cunt and the Szechuan peppercorn. sincerely yours, Nick (BP 117/76, knock wood)

I'm not complaining, I'm just reminding you that I'm not complaining

once we were a country that did businessmen plots

yeah gimme one Special Providence and ummmmmm the 10 megaton asteroid too

each night I feed my terra cotta Jimmy Carter a thimble of blood and a spoonful of milk and plead for redress to the unbearable juicelessness of American cinema

o heavenly father is it true that when you created willem dafoe you made christopher walken again but took away all shame at masturbation?

"Memories come like the Three Stooges. They tumble past the threshold. They expend their dignity in bickering over who was the first through. They eat up their vividness in the battle for pride of place among brothers." —W.G. Sebald

unnumberable horny new yorkers hiding the deadly gyllenhaal like he's harriet tubman

—What kind of wine would you like? —Black.

You have reached the Paul Schrader hotline. Please listen closely as our menu options have changed: —For European Union Frasier, press 1 —For MIDI jazz expo '93, press 2 —For surgeon with a secret, press 3 —For Powerball janitor, press 4

my dream is simple... i want the mars rover to stumble on an eyeless greek bronze head and then watch the evil federal government 180 like the nazgul when someone puts on the ring

the evolutionary advantage of migraine is that you can pretend to have one and wriggle out of things you don't want to do

adulthood begins the year you'll vote for whoever bans phillips heads

english..... what a language

Chuck Wetnurse

my body is a temple bureaucracy

Editor Discovering Mistake Mirko Basaldella bronze 1956 Editor Correcting Mistake Mirko Basaldella bronze 1956

look I know nobody wants to hear this, but you do not have a "cockroach problem" you have a spider deficiency

added a dozen to this www.tumblr.com/lazenby/1096...

media appearances of the bear-fucks-the-hunter joke 1986 Moonlighting 3x3 1987 Night Court 4x19 1993 Homicide 3x12, 4x2, 5x13, 6x4, 7x12 2002 The Wire 1x5 2006 The Sentinel 2011 Lost Girl 2x5 2016 Patterson 2016 Bosch 2x2, 5x9, 6x1, 7x1 2017 Jack Ryan 2x1 2020 The Crown 4x6 2023 The Killer