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some of you guys are alright, don't deploy to us-east-1 tomorrow

unfortunately most of the bsky content I see is from the bsky subreddit. fortunately every post is just inadvertently making Jay and the gang appear more based

⟩be me ⟩feel like something is wrong ⟩search woods for hermit monk ⟩find him, ask him what’s wrong ⟩he takes one look at me >“that’s the wrong bracket. you don’t use that one for this” ⟩he goes back to praying ⟩leave the woods. wtf. what bracket. what did he see

(bluesky user bursts into Waffle House) OH SO YOU HATE PANCAKES??

(youth pastor voice) you know who else had a high save count

thought i’d poke my head in and see what I’ve been missing and you’re right bluesky, it’s Jerry I’ve been missing

ughhh i’m cooking for myself ahhh i have to participate in my own survival ughhhh aghhhh

I hope everyone is well! Life is good!

She’s back! @afishnamedroe.bsky.social

this is our current workstation at the mill. callie here is a refractory systems coordinator. and i’m what’s called a metallurgical process integrator

son: so let’s talk about the blue truck daughter: for sure son: it’s super important who, exactly, had it first daughter: totally son: like i saw it first, picked it up— daughter: gonna push back on that a little bit—cuz, actually? i had it this morning son: oh interesting

if I was the billionaire ceo of a publicly traded company with the president's ear my company's market cap wouldn't half in 3 months but I guess I'm just business minded

I think the account is gone forever, another account now has the handle miss u madds

Does this mean the account/messages are gone forever? Or is the account deactivated? Other messages don’t look like this

WHITE MAN SPEAKS PERFECT FLUENT APE

I hope you're all well

problem solving w @madds.bsky.social

Where has madds gone??

so i says, so i says, hey fact-checkers. hey. did you fact check bofa? and they’re all like, uhhh, real quick, what’s bofa again? what’s bofa mark?? and then i says, “bofa these nuts.” yeah just like that. “bofa these nuts”

I thought more ppl would care about what’s mid shutting down. I’m not complaining but I would’ve shut it down sooner if I knew lol

Hi all I'm shutting down What's Mid in ~1 hour (giving you time to try and get 1 last post in) I don't use bsky much anymore and can't keep on top of it Tom

I love when the pizza delivery man shows me the empty satchel after I watched him empty it like a shit lil magic trick. I saw what you did but I enjoy the theatre of it. Run along now Chris angel

we’re saving the bananas for banana bread. leave t̷h̸e̵m̶ in the fridge. the b̸a̸n̶a̴n̶a̵s̶ aren’t bad. they can’t be u̸s̸e̶d̸ until they’re v̷̗͠a̵̹̅n̴̳͊t̸̫̊a̸̲̚b̵̐͜l̴̛̲ǎ̶̼c̷̦͐k̵̠̇. we use the m̸̾ͅu̴͙͋s̸͇̎h̵̩͝r̵͓͑o̶͔͊ò̴̙m̷̦̆s̴͔͒ that ŕ̷̪ị̸̓s̶͖͒ȩ̴̉ from the b̸l̶a̶c̷k̴ b̶a̷n̷a̶n̸a

they didnt have to go so hard w this

if monster ever does me wrong idk what I’ll do

moving like the g in lasagna

This post inspired me to have a full American (2 McMuffins)

a Full English could fix me

The shop app has been telling me since the package dispatched that it would be “Arriving today by 9pm” and by that it means arriving at ANOTHER sorting centre

casting for the role of a nepo owl me: ok get on with it actor: what? you know my dad is the casting director? me: it’s not what, you know? it’s hoo, y’know. Anyway we’ve already got somebody in mind so you’ll have to wow us actor: wha- wh-hoo me: love it!

look at my genius dawg I’m never going to space😭😭

I feel like what what rich kids with both consoles must have felt like when their friends would argue about xbox vs playstation. I don't care bro I just wanna hang out with friends

she’s just chill and lowkey doesn’t give a fuck

love is explaining other men’s jokes so she knows how good she has it with you

can’t go to turkey sorry bro have you seen this hairline? they’ll snatch me up and start moving follicles around

putting the bin out at 3am. neighbours love me

dropping usb sticks in random locations to inspire the next generation of security training video script writers

maybe if I hosted my own pds my problems would go away

Now that everything has a delay we’re closer than ever to feature parity with twitter (deleted posts remain way longer than they should)

when you’re a big account like me you can just post “Test” and 58 people like it lol

they let me out of poster prison

Test