many people often speak of Chancleta's strength and power. indeed, it is estimated that 90% of governments are consumed with this issue right now. but few speak of his mercy, his maturity. how he ignores the provocations of his sister each day, because she is small and young. praise him. a hero.

Today’s sermon

Timeline cleanser 🐈

i love this part and i think it very much shows the difference in depth of thinking between someone like Klein, desperately fighting in the here-and-now and arguing to win a battle with compromise, versus Coates' position that he is a soldier in a long war.

president of the united states: i have ordered 300.000 soldiers to "go goblin mode" on ethnic minorities voters: oh my god please someone help us hakeem jeffries: dont worry i got this *opens twitter* heh. hows an occupation gonna lower the tax burden on middle incomes in the 35-55 age bracket

Lol.

every AI ad is like “hey gemini, what would i have for lunch?” and then the phone is like “sandwich” and the guy is like “wow”

War-ravaged Portland

i hope you’re doing well. despite literally everything

the sleepiest ewok

tfw you accidentally give your OC a generalized anxiety disorder

If you’re worried about losing your health care, apparently Trump has a message for you:

Peter McCarty

he is a good boy. should i buy him the new Silent Hill video game he's been asking for?

Each day, give thought to those who have helped you, shown you compassion, have been there for you. As a true warrior, you may that person: one who came to someone's aid and are in their thoughts now. Be grateful, for that is true honor.

gullivers travels holds up somewhat well despite being written 300 years ago

All my friends should be made to live walking distance from me. I don't care if this massively upends their lives

I finally cleaned up my messy cablework

Great idea. Top notch, really. Just crackerjack planning. Nothing could possibly go wrong. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

listening to gullivers travels got me thinking about 25 foot tall Spock

shit I missed Winston Wednesday. Well he's still here!!

Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI

They've lost the 9yos

Star Trek interspecies couples have GOT to be doing 'alien abduction' roleplay that involves turning off the universal translator.

man TOS is really something

Happy Bisexual visibility day, from VGAPride!

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

Kahless tells us that in the face of censors, of oppressors who would use your words against you even if true, you must speak out all the more loudly. All you do by silencing yourself voluntarily is save them the effort of silencing you.

BEEP BOOP THIS IS NORA'S AUTOMATED STRETCH CHECK. today is Tuesday. everyone do your stretchies. 💪🤖

Sleepy time piranha plant 🌸

With all the traveling I've been doing this month, I've been lax in my marketing responsibilities and, as a result, we're down 13 over this time last month. So here I am, taking a very jet-lagged moment to remind you that each subscription makes a difference: clarkesworldmagazine.com/subscribe/

Tried to water the baby asparagus but the spout was blocked so I tried to shove the blockage down into the can but the thing inside shoved back. Computer…enhance. #garden #gardening #oopsfrog

happy bi day to those who celebrate!!

"my kids are defective!" is the battlecry of nearly every reactionary movement

The best part about inadvertently referencing Star Trek on Bluesky is that up to a dozen people will come just to talk about the ghost candle, or the chair, or that time Picard did the thing to the robots, or with the robots, or about the robots. It's an education every time.

This is what solidarity looks like!

the huge volume of people who are apparently so convinced by the most flimsy anthropomorphism that they assume chatbots must have access to more complete and truer information than they have themselves is just historically miserable to me lol

HE SNUCK INTO THE GAME

Since many of us are cancelling streaming services, now might also be a good time to support writers and artists. Times are extremely tough for creatives, so why not buy a book, commission an art piece, sign up for a Patreon, tip your favorite creators. Everything helps.

I say these things not to fearmonger but to give yourself the maximum amount of time to prepare. the pendulum *will* swing back. it did with the 80's moral panic. it will for this too. you just have to outlast the bastards.

Anyway, here’s your form of consent, Bluesky.

水割りをください

lifelong birders are so impressive to me. they just will point to a dot in the sky and say "thats a polka-dotted tit" and be 100% correct

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In a world full of people tearing things down, keep on creating, friends. 🩵

It's Ferengi Friday and mods are asleep, post rare Quarks

slowly realizing which kinds of "spicy" i can handle... the word can apparently mean a VARIETY of heat levels

many liberals love to say "well I believe this but it shouldn't be policy because some people disagree and this country is for everybody" and refuse to accept conservatives do not think the same way at all