There is a yonic monster in the sky behind him

I should have done laundry and prepped dinner, but fell asleep watching the masters, one of my more dad coded afternoons lately.

All you fascists are bound to loose.

Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???

We definitely shouldn't uphold these and put them all against the wall anyway.

I am super not optimistic in Epic's ability to get *anything* right

Weird to go out and be like I am a shitty controlling partner totally unprompted.

Loads of American Catholics would love a schism with an American Anti-Pope who was a fascist puppet.

I don't feel better that this was just put off for two weeks.

I don't think the threat of genocide is a distraction, tbh.

Isreal bombing synagogues is end times shit

Days likely today I wish I was home

I think the opposition party widely expected to make historic gains in the next election(s) has an obligation to explain how they'll stop this and prevent it from happening again or it's reasonable to conclude they don't plan on doing those things, which raises more uncomfortable questions

This is a handler trying to juice the numbers right? He'll be 85 in a month.

If saving that airmen required the murder of "every military aged male in three kilometers of him." That is unforgivable. Truly a ghastly nation.

ANNOUNCE INDEPENDENCE

***URGENT*** It has just come to my attention that there are some people here who are unfamiliar with the pink fairy armadillo. I repeat: PINK. FAIRY. ARMADILLO. If you are one of them, you need to google it immediately (and thank me later).

The people I trust the least with firearms are people off duty on a military installation.

I really hope that is just a bad sensor. I wouldn't want to chance that

I feel a little better about Cymru the other day now

As someone that has been on the payroll of the democrats in Idaho. What the fuck is she talking about dems literally do not have any plans that work here. Since GOP closed its primaries the old plan of voting for the moderate is gone and the state has gone to hell.

The young people that were against Iraq are now 40-50 and they’re still being told to go fuck themselves despite the fact that this was the formative event for them

Not sure where the Wales break through comes from and dont fancy us in a shootout

Thats a landspeeder tornado too

Ork psyker!?!

New inquisitor is sick, GW going to make me get agents the objectively worst Codex

the two types of games are caffeine and weed. marathon? caffeine. tony hawk? weed. you might think death stranding is a weed game but it turns out it's caffeine

Fuck that

To be fair, the FBI undoubtedly is looking at people for Leftist political affiliations. Just not right wing ones like Patel seems to believe.

Incredibly funny that the president of the United States can do this and retain command of the American Armed Forces, but I said it about a literal Nazi and got fired from a job writing superhero comics.

More Keels for the Keel god

That's just the behaviour of a drunk

There is going to be a lock out in baseball after the season, despite it being on its best run in *years* because 1 (possibly 2) owners are not actively colluding to depress the wages of labour.

videogames are crumbling under the weight of billionaire psychos, TCGs have been entirely overrun by collectors driving up prices to infeasibility, TTRPGs are the refuge of former theater kids (derogatory) there's only one safe space left: spending too much money on warhammer

I mean is anyone surprised Afroman is a libertarian?

Counter proposal, we spend 1/200th of this as a direct cash infusion into the USPS.

Cowardly

Just a reminder that the architects of the digital age were largely absolute losers who lucked into historic fortunes and undeserved power and are now forcing us into a future they are incapable and unworthy of creating.

Boooo

It's bad that the economy is centred around sociopaths. This isn't a sustainable way to run a society.

Happy #Oscars Day! Why wait? Congratulations to Michael B. Jordan, Jessie Buckley, Sean Penn and Amy Madigan.

This is definitely going long and Hulu better not fucking cut us off again this year

You can’t do a bunch of stupid comedy bits and then play people off when they’re having the biggest moment of their life. It’s bullshit.

Eight Oscar wins for Warner Bros. so far with several virtually guaranteed to come, continuing the best critical and financial year for a studio in decades. The only reason it's getting sold is the mountain of debt after 3 failed mergers, a problem it's solving with another debt-fueled merger.

That dress is certainly a choice

Stop encouraging Jim Cameron to make movies that laugh at the concept of writing

At this point I kinda wanna see Timothee win just so he can spend his entire speech doubling down on his point about ballet and opera

The jokes are killing me

A TIE!?!

Getting absolutely killed in the bracket. Good oscars. Kiwi have an accent that always shocks me.