Doing important detective work in Hotel Dusk.

We’re thrilled to introduce our upcoming LP for Negative Gain and SOIL Records! DEAD LINES (lineas muertes) drives home the pain and struggle the world has faced in the last years, excoriating our broken systems and the wretched people who run them.

And my ancestors said fuck it to go cut down trees in British Columbia. Left their shit plots of free land in Saskatchewan to rot. Farming sucks

“I still didn’t know this was Steve Albini,” she says. “We were talking for a while, and he was a smart-ass. And I was like, ‘Who’s this guy?'” But then the Smashing Pumpkins drove up. “Steve started making fun of them. And I was like, ‘Oh, no. This is Steve Albini,'” she whispers dramatically.

They brought one of the robots into council and it malfunctioned and they had to drag it out

This council: life saving overdose prevention? Nah. Life saving cooling kits? Nah. Food delivery robots flooding our sidewalks? Oh heck yeah dude

Have a lovely day everybody

This is the problem that led to Will Keith Kellogg inventing corn flakes in 1906

Come on, self-loathing all-bran

Not sure what bums me out more: my journalism school shuttering, or the news coming from our "Paper of Record" that I do not follow on here because it's a skeletal rag gutted by American private equity

As a child in Hebrew school, I heard numerous times that Israel can't be an apartheid state because Palestinians vote for their own government. That's not true anyway; it's obviously not a sovereign government, but also, it became a way to blame them for supposedly refusing to hold elections.

lol at the guy lifting weights wearing a smiths tshirt. what’re you workin out today man your fuckin. crying muscles

Friday.

Bonjour, je m'appelle Claude. Je vais détruire votre site web, oui ?

Trying to explain St Augustine to the pope, the former head of the Augustinian order, who wrote his doctoral thesis on Augustine, on his way back from celebrating mass at the Basilica of St Augustine in Annaba, Algeria, overlooking the site where Augustine lived is peak Adult Catholic Convert.

Soaring Gas Prices Forcing More Americans To Drink Less Gas

Anyway, we need to go back to bands getting popular the old fashioned way, by taking hostage a radio station with realistic looking squirt guns and winning the heart of a recalcitrant disc jockey who is mad at management and then releasing a number one hit record while in prison for your crime.

Gotta be one of the top 10 Wikipedia screenshots, right?

everyone at the kowloon walled city show has different minor league baseball team hats on

Just powered through the Strait of Hormuz on a jet ski with “Rusty Cage” blaring, dodging bullets

Saw a TV ad for Skinny Puppy's post-breakup album Remix Dystemper in 1998 when I was a teenager, couldn't stop thinking about it at work. Didn't figure out what Skinny Puppy even was for another year when they installed a T1 line in my dorms at college. Genuinely changed the course of my life.

I forgot about the bag. Absolute all-timer

𝐁𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐂𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐧: And then Kim Gordon goes "Have you heard the new Updog record?" and I go "What's Updog?" 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞: Unbelievable. 𝐁𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐂𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐧: I thought Updog was one of those hipster Matador bands. 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞: Wait weren't they on K Records? 𝐁𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲: Thurston also called me Moby by mistake.

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neither a garrison state nor an apartheid state, just a normal country, a bastion of democracy even, that happens to subject an ethnically distinct population to a different, militarized legal system complete with capital punishment

Press ads, in the 90's, were...something else, weren't they?

rules to see mainstream publications picking this very obviously true line up and running with it

GOLDENEYE 007 RARE 1997 N64

Neo-folk musician with allegations

I'm the living embodiment of the Steve Carell "noooo" GIF rn

Taking this one out from behind the paywall for today if you deadbeats want to read it.

Finally, the future we were promised.

Ep1.2 with PILE. One take

Plasmaxxing

Legit cracked up the first time, and here we are again

Carol Kaye is probably the most underrated bass player in history. And probably your favorite bass player that you didn’t realize was your favorite bass player. Do a quick search of every hit that she played on.

logging on

Started a live in-studio series with friends. I am so happy these are, and I love our scrappy little team. Make stuff with your friends. First up the brilliant PILE, one of the best bands doing it

The X-MUSH! Decided to turn that famous X-Men cornerbox art into a nice ol' slimy gory melty body horror nugget.

“Listen—I bought these here yesterday, and the dang things won’t stop squeaking!”

Search your camera roll for “Hell”

Reposting for the alt-text

We don’t talk enough about the greatest wedding scene ever filmed 🎥