@michaelburns.bsky.social or Steve from Blues Clues? 🤔

Deeply inevitable, entirely predicted, and the shit people running this country don't give a damn.

my most “raised by black boomers” quality is i clean my kitchen to anita baker (cleaning my kitchen right now)

STOP KILLING US! Them: Okay, fine, we'll take Aunt Jemima off our products. Damn.

i remember seeing photos of paraphernalia found in the pockets of ISIS fighters displayed in a similar way

Jesus the Lord and Savior: YOU IN THE HOOD NOW BITCH

When I say “Bed, Bath and Beyond” just know I’m talking about “Bath and Body Works”

This is random but I get so irritated anytime someone uses Feels Like Summer in a post talking about how hot it is in July or going to the beach. IT'S A SONG ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING AND HOW IT FEELS LIKE SUMMER WHEN IT SHOULDN'T. Of course it feels like summer in late July. IT'S SUMMER

Still can't believe we get new Tyler tomorrow

Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return

Skipped my SSRI yesterday and boy and I paying for it today

the consequences of this will cost countless lives. he must be stopped. but it's important people understand what is happening here isn't a carbon copy of the old Nazi program. this is a new hideous evil and it must be confronted as such.

RFK Jr wants to end autism, which he sees as a disease and that is absolutely genocidal. but he is not planning to round up and mass execute people. he wants to punish doctors and gain total control over what treatments are available.

his goal- and he has been extremely consistent here- is to micromanage what medications and treatments are allowed based wholly on his personal beliefs. his base of support are parents of kids with autism. his plan isn't the T4 program. but it is sick and dangerous and deadly.

i think people are missing the forest for the trees with this one. RFK Jr wants complete centralized knowledge of every American's health in order to exact control on what medications are allowed and in order to fabricate "evidence" for each and all of his nonsense theories.

Yesterday was day 1 of this cruise, and Ive already seen more coochie than what I came here with. My homeboys lady had on a short skirt and no draws. I thought she had on black panties, no sir. That was all shag carpeting.

Case and mf point. 😂

Hi friends! It has been over a year since my layoff and I am still looking for a job. I am an award-winning game writer + narrative designer with 6+ years of experience making games like Dustborn and LIS: Double Exposure. I am a GDCA winner, a BAFTA longlister, and a Herman Melville Award nominee.

It's wild how "mainstream media sucks" is a bipartisan position. Never in my 52 years do i remember a time when news orgs were less trusted.

you owe us, God

This is what had Billy Ocean singing about Caribbean Queens

I'll keep championing this until I'm blue in the face.

Shelly-Ann racing in her kid's Parents Day race at the school is the funniest thing I've seen all week LMAO

Also best episode of Cribs ever!

Dawg $20 at McDonald’s used to mean feeding 4 people with like $2.65 left over 😂😂😂

there are actual mildly annoying things that were pushed by liberal and progressive scolds and it's very funny that this guy can't even think of one of them and has to invent a situation no real person encountered

she refuses to give a straight answer and the man she lives with disappears from her life every few years when they’re sick of her Little Fucking Games? it’s me

Ciara, Meg, & Victoria

That’s not strange to y’all???? Arrest that man

How is he finding so many of them????

INFOHAZARD - we’re already here lads! open.spotify.com/episode/3oZH...

I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario

Omg

I love black people so much.

"aww the nigga blocked the bullet with his handcuff 😒"

GIGANTIC YELLOW WARNING: we don't serve transsexuals. HAPPY REGULAR WEBSITE: care. no matter what. can't make this shit up man

Perioidic reminder that the reason you didn't see autistic people with intellectual disabilities on the street five decades ago was not because they didn't exist. It's because they were sent away to institutions and their parents were told to put away pictures of them.

My son will be dead asleep in my arms and then suddenly be wide away within three minutes of being placed in his bassinet

For more than a week, conservative media and politicians have worked themselves into a frenzy over a spectacle manufactured by a fencer who refused to compete against a 19-year-old trans woman. Here is the target of that hate campaign, finally, in her own words.

a lot of people have bad taste and don't care that AI art looks bad because they are not aware that it looks bad

Hey, just a quiet reminder: it’s not true that people get more conservative as they age. *Populations* get more conservative as they age because poor and marginalized people die sooner. nymag.com/intelligence...

the baby and i were playing mario kart but every time you won a race you got to make the other player wear something he made me wear a splatoon gate cuz he beat me once i made him wear novelty glasses, a rubberband gun, a guitar, a hat, a belt on his head, and a chimp puppet