Mods are asleep post Chicago trees

Guy lunch amirite

My neighbor cut down a massive tree in his backyard so now I’m a sunshine guy™️

DAWKINS: You idiots believe in God? ALSO DAWKINS: The Computer is alive. And it’s also my girlfriend

Wednesday Wake-Up in the Windy City. This morning heading into downtown Chicago.

Intense Double Rainbow over Sears Tower on Monday evening in Chicago.

Looksmaxxing my shins by bone smashing them for years with my skateboard.

who remembers "the bones brigade"? man skateboarding in the 80s was wild

New guy at work brought in donuts for everyone. I suppose he can stay another week

Future historians are gonna tap out when trying to document the 2020s.

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

Now this is how you sell a laminator

The former People's Auditorium, home to many Communist Party meetings in the 1930s.

Someone should start a radwife trend. More wives doing kickflips would be neat

I live here on purpose.

Okay why didn’t anyone tell me Billy Strings was a skater and that he broke his leg doing his favorite trick (back 180)

Gonna spend the next two years spamming every elected Dem about the concept of "damnatio memoriae." Chisel his name off every inscription. Build over the various Trump Towers like they're Nero's Golden House. Remove him from physical memory, not to forget but as a sign of disrespect to the man.

BREAKING: Police release photo of suspected warehouse arsonist

This week, we're feeling feelings about Antwuan Dixon, space travel, new skateboarding tricks, and more. www.simplemagic.ca/the-setting-...

We celebrate @Antwaun Dixon’s triumphant return and discus other recent goings ons in the skateboard world on this week’s Mostly Skateboarding Podcast with @frozenincarbonite.bsky.social, @mmunzenrider.bsky.social, and @kigongo.bsky.social Listen on iTunes, Spotify, or YouTube.

we all live in a parrot submarine

Jackson Park cherry blossoms and MSI reflected in the Columbia basin this morning // #Chicago

#OtD 8 Apr 2013 former UK Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher died. Street parties spontaneously broke out across the country. Pictured: Thatcher being welcomed to hell by one of her good friends and supporters, serial paedophile Jimmy Savile stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/1076...

there is nothing on this earth as satisfying

Skaters prefer impossibles, actually.

He has risen!

ME: I know you from somewhere JESUS: I get that a lot ME: No I’m sure JESUS: Just one of those faces ME: [holding my arms out] Go like this

We celebrate Guy Mariano at 50 and examine the proliferation of skateboard leagues on this week’s Mostly Skateboarding Podcast with Patrick, @mmunzenrider.bsky.social, and Templeton. Listen on iTunes, Spotify, YouTube, or at the link below. www.mostlyskateboarding.net/2026/04/guy-...

At Lowe’s looking at the hoes

I sent this picture to my wife

Christ Appearing to His Mother, by Juan de Flandes, 1496, 📸 via @MartinFLSheriff

When your shit is so metal parents start leaving

When I Prompt My Masterpiece?

We had a disaster at the sweet cream factory today. Someone turned the AC off over the weekend and all the butter melted down. We’re calling it Churnoble.

I’m really trying not to be a jerk about this, but what exactly have the No Kings protests achieved? Why not protest against the -entire- ruling class rather than solely focusing on Trump = bad. The entire ruling class should get the Mussolini treatment. What are the policy demands?

The Shining Night

haters are one of Chicago’s most vital exports. they don’t grow them like that anywhere else. if you have been hated by someone from Chicago you never forget it. Leo talks like a guy who has to call up his confessor twice a day to yell about some new Truth Social post that’s making him see knives

Post a non religious picture you think of as holy

💁‍♀️ Stunning! It's Chicagohenge time—when the sun lines up perfectly with the city's street grid. 📸: @waywelling via Instagram

Chicagohenge the motion picture

Yeah I got a guy (local tamale guy gave me his business card today)

Chuck Norris somehow turned getting his ass kicked by Bruce Lee into being famous. That would be nearly impossible today

[bluesky waiting room] Me: [chanting] bag lunch, BAG LUNCH Mutuals: [pounding their keyboards] BAG LUNCH, BAG LUNCH Mutuals: [pounding their keyboards] BAG LUNCH, BAG LUNCH, BAG LUNCH, BAG LUNCH Mutuals: [pounding their keyboards] BAG LUNCH, BAG LUNCH, BAG LUNCH Mutuals: [pounding their keyboards...