ive never been more excited to see a Manga be adapted than I am to see the rest of chainsaw man on my TV

Don't even try to get into publicly predicting where Chainsaw Man is headed. You will lose.

checking in on reddit after reading the newest chainsaw man chapter

Proposing a theory that the cars in Cars have sex by crashing into each other at high speeds and if they’re compatible they instantly produce a healthy litter

thinking again about the greatest scene in cinema history

Happy Mario day!

slitterhead is a game for capital F Freaks and i could not recommend it more. incredibly gross, top-to-bottom uncomfortable, fun as hell and totally singular. you have not played anything like this

found the perfect mod

he got that shit on

to r/micropenis—Just Saw An Edward (guy with normal penis size) Fuck Up Trying To Flatten A Cardboard Box By The Dumpster...They Are So Lost

"What is the most perverted video game?" The fool is quick to answer: "Bouncing Beach Volleyball!" The acolyte shrugs with a smug look: "The humble visual novel." The wise master simply lowers his head: "It is the dungeon crawling RPG." All gathered murmur in astonishment, knowing it to be true.

so: a. the Strait of Hormuz is def actually mined b. they did ZERO planning for this c. they're freaking out now that it's leaked to the press and trying to ensure us that 'no it's not'

worth remembering, David Lynch directed “fix your hearts or die” specifically at transphobes. it wasn’t a generic “no mean people allowed” statement, it was said by his Twin Peaks character in defense of a trans woman he cared for and deeply respected.

13 is middle school

figures this was next up after bebop. Wonder if they'll get anything right

im always saying this

AGENT ASHCROFT? WELL HOW THE HELL ARE YOU? UMBRELLA? GOOD IDEA, YOU NEVER KNOW WITH THIS WEATHER.

woke up and saw chainsaw man pt.2 is ending in like two weeks i have some heinous catching up to do

ISLAMIC REVOLUTIONARY GUARD CORPS: ANY ARAB OR EUROPEAN COUNTRY THAT EXPELS THE AMBASSADORS OF ISRAEL AND THE UNITED STATES FROM ITS TERRITORY WILL, STARTING TOMORROW, HAVE FULL AUTHORITY AND FREEDOM TO PASS THROUGH THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ

This puts me at 10 people released. I filed my 1st habeas petition 29 days ago. I am an incredibly small-time, nobody lawyer who knew nothing about immigration law the day I submitted that case. I barely know any more today. I had never sued the federal government and now I've beaten them 10 times.

starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off. hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes

I cannot emphasize enough that these people are being laid off for failing to do things that are literally impossible

You gotta bring your girlfriend back a treat every time you leave the house those are the rules

holy fuck

they should’ve made gummo for the ps1

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This is the closest we’ll ever get to Futurama’s suicide booths except now it comes in liquid form.

I don’t know what he did to make Emily Blunt mad but he probably deserved it

this new guy moved into our apartment lot and i wanna be nice but he keeps groveling in the laundry room and moaning and biting my ankles

every super eyepatch wolf video youtu.be/mukhzo9OIL8?...

maybe I'm focusing on the wrong thing here but this is the wildest shit I've ever heard a white South African say and I study racism for a living

Happy International Women's Day! 💪🏼 #fanartses #tifa

has bombing a populace from the outside ever spurred that populace to rise up against their own government or is that just a thing we pretend happens even though it never does

Remember when the IDF had a squad dress up as medical personnel to enter a hospital and execute an injured man in his hospital bed

This song feels incredibly relevant today.

how did he come up with the melodies on Ballad of Big Nothing. what the fuck

We have turned Tehran into hell. It will consume us too, soon enough.

women hold up half the sky and deserve much more than a single day

#residentevil 9 Leon: Take this gun Grace. I have two more right here.

if you ever wanna know what im thinking about its demolishing a bowl of rice with lao gan ma

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

Computer: Loko; Four.

take this.

Pain at the pump 🎶 Feel like a chump 🎶 Just checked the news 🎶 Outbreak of Mumps 🎶

just had a customer read their rap about their restraining order to me