What kind of Emerican are you?

Thrasher’s Phil Shao documentary was great but it was a little jarring to see Dan Drehobl smoking a vape and not a cigarette.

First in my bloodline to kickflip

Enjoi this Enjoi that why don’t you try to ENJOI the skate brands that are here instead of longing for ones that are gone?

Roses are red Violets are blue Abolish Homeland Security So they can’t shoot you

Dylan Jaeb has been am for so long whoever finally turns him pro is going to have to give him backpay.

There are four genders: regular nollie switch and fakie

🚨 ICE is authorized to covertly infiltrate and interact with social media accounts under a new program called "masked engagement," per documents leaked to me: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...

The Supreme Court just overturned Hesh v. Fresh (Thrasher 1998)

I don’t understand people without hobbies. You just look forward to doing nothing after work?

Men invented landing skateboard tricks so they could give each other hugs.

If you want to catch a nollie inward heelflip you’ve got to think like a nollie inward heelflip

I can’t believe they yassified bum fights

Being able to skate all year is basically nepotism

Conservative skater who refuses to watch Tiago footage until he starts doing his tricks in English

This Ring Camera Kills Fascists

A lot of people missed Bad Bunny’s obvious ode to Heath Kirchart in Mind Field

The only thing stronger than hate is Jessup griptape

This is where PJ Ladd’s Wonderful Horrible Life was filmed

Now make tight pants popular again

Being booed is the worst possible thing that can happen to fascists in Italy.

First they booed JD Vance and I did not speak out because fuck that guy

Having a toddler is crazy. What do you mean I just filmed a cement truck for five minutes to show him when he wakes up from nap?

This is a good political litmus test. Do you regard this man with respect or disgust?

Calmly explaining to my wife that buying independent skate magazines now is actually an investment for our family’s future due to the likelihood of increasing appreciation for physical media.

Tony Hawk’s Pro Se Defense Strategy

When God closes a skateshop, he opens a skateshop (skaters don’t know when to stop)

3-Year-Old Willing To Die For Bluey https://theonion.com/3-year-old-willing-to-die-for-bluey/

I don’t trust you if you’re not on some sort of government watchlist.

It should’ve been Shredder News smh

Tony tried to warn us

Jeff Bezos come outside I just want to talk

Footage of Griffin Gass skating Seattle is the only Washington Post we recognize in this house 😤

Fuck Jeff Bezos. Subscribe to The Onion. membership.theonion.com

So-called radical leftist can’t even kickflip

Bring back shame

KEEP POLITICS OUT OF SKATEBOARDING AND BRING IN PRIVATE EQUITY

Millennials hate talking on the phone and I just realized why

current front page in the onion newstand

City contracted designers deciding what to build in the 15’ x 15’ space allotted for a skatepark.

The last documentary to have ratings as low as MELANIA.

Your favorite skater’s favorite skater is Black. Happy Black History Month

ICE released a 5-year-old detainee and all we had to do was beg.

The only teens wealthy elites don’t want to have sex with

The yassification of LA picnic tables

Haven’t skated in so long I’m about to bash my ankles into the corner of my bed frame just to feel something

PJ Ladd’s Wonderful Horrible Wife

Border Patrol Employee Arrested in Minnesota After Being Found Passed Out in Car and ‘Covered in Vomit’ www.yahoo.com/news/article...

The nation’s top 1% of pedophiles now own more wealth than the bottom half of pedophiles combined.

Arresting Don Lemon before Aaron Kyro is crazy