‘Unc’ is actually short for unconditional love

Fallen Footwear Presents ‘RISE’ GIRL Skateboards Presents ‘BOY’ what are we doing here?

Justin Strubing is the platonic ideal of street skater and transition skater.

Too many indoor parks and shops closing not enough fraud cases into greedy landlords opening

Rest in peace Alien Workshop you would have loved Artemis II.

I would die for my home country of Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Working on a theory that Rodney Mullen’s voice doesn’t actually sound like that and only true believers can hear it like the bell from Polar Express

Heel touched

It’s crazy that we can get clearer footage of the backside of the moon than of Tyshawn’s subway kickflip.

I love how Joey Brezinski was like if I’m not getting boxes anymore than NOBODY is

Heritage brands don’t even try to sell boards anymore they just look at you like this

I’m learning slappies this summer and there’s nothing you can do to stop me.

With God all heelflip variations are possible

Just because he doesn’t ride for BAKER anymore doesn’t mean they couldn’t still do a ‘ANTWUAN DIXON IS OFF DRUGS!’ ad for old times’ sake.

A pro skater’s recovery story so good it makes you believe in God too

There’s a nonzero chance that Antwuan Dixon’s parts have introduced the same skater to both Biggie Smalls and Cat Stevens and I think that’s beautiful.

It's not important who started streetwear or how what's important is exploiting it for my personal gain.

Watching b-roll and measuring the movement of the sun’s position to determine how long a particular trick took

Savoring Brad Cromer’s YouTube before it gets popular enough to have ads.

Nobody seeks out Elliott Smith but rather Elliott Smith appears in a person’s life when they need him most.

The air bubble while I’m gripping a new board

Coworker clips? Like a shop video?

I miss when ‘crypto’ was short for Cryptosporidium

Day 1 of secretly swapping out something of my wife’s with a skate object until she notices

You're not a true Chicagoan until you've been priced out of your neighborhood by greedy landlords.

I see the world through a skateboarder’s lens. Prohibitively expensive and grossly exaggerated.

Excited to announce a new video series called ‘Should’ve Been A Skatepark’ where I walk around to basketball courts and baseball diamonds and just say “this should’ve been a skatepark”

QUASI is just Alien Workshop for skaters who are forklift certified.

No Kings except

We’re not mean enough to landlords

The new QUASI video is great

oh lets make fun of the girl who took a risk and put herself out there creatively

Indoor skateparks aren’t meant to be profitable they’re meant to funnel Russian money and influence American elections.

The hardest part of attempting a trick for the last try are the 100 additional tries.

What do you mean there are two NYC-based videographers named John Wilson and the one who just made a film titled The History of Concrete ISN’T the one who films skateboarding???

RIP “Run, Skate, Chill” 1999-2026

Combating short attention spans by making skate videos progressively longer

If flying please remember to arrive at the airport early to allow for extra time to heckle ICE agents.

Pro skater detained by ICE proving they’re American by showing their unpaid medical bills

"At least three agents in ICE gear were seen at Terminal 3 around 10 a.m. Monday morning."

Look at my opposition party dawg

In many cultures it’s a sign of deep respect to wait at least three days before posting someone’s enders on social media.

This can’t be the same consent they manufactured when our parents were kids.

its always 2 dumb bitches telling eachother "exactlyyyy"

The healing and restorative power of trying a line for over two hours and not landing it.

Congress dialogue tree: A. Sorry, we don't have a majority B. Sorry, we don't have a supermajority C. Sorry, we have to support the president D. [say nothing, avoid all media]

I just know he be running that skateboard content aggregator like it’s the navy

Urban planner who hates the AVE bench but only because it’s not cruel enough to homeless people.