Hey Elgin and western suburban bike friends - we have good news! Our friends #judsonbikes are becoming an official Bike Lane Uprising retailer starting next Saturday!

Dipshit Derek becomes Delightful Derek, but in real life.

I'm engrossed by this conversation between Citycast CEO David Plotz and CityCast Twin Cities Host Sean McPherson about the success of Minneapolis' resistance to Operation Metro Surge. megaphone.link/CC2981144185

Long-shot call to fellow aviators: If you happen to be the Coast Guard pilot who got fired for forgetting Kristi Noem's blankie, or if you know more about this episode, feel free to be in touch on Signal. (Unlike team MAGA, I know how to keep Signal chats private.) Signal ID jf_signal70.26

I’m watching this interview now. MJF beautifully straddles the line between sincerity and kayfabe. And it it entertaining as hell.

Huh.

When this is all over, I need to see every member of this Cabinet, along with Stephen Miller and Russel Vought, cast on The Traitors. Bring this reality TV farce full circle. www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...

When you’re the architect of Gilead, you become a marked man.

If I was a parent and asked this question, this is where I would sit them down and start watching The Americans. Better than CliffNotes.

Knowing what stickler for detail Trump can be, the “Trump-class battleships” will probably be commissioned with small leaks and barnacles already attached to the keel.

This dangerous virgin.

Jethro Dickhead Vance admonishing American Olympians to “bring the country together” reeks of “do as I say, not as I do.”

Walz: "The federal government needs to pay for what they broke here. There's going to be accountability on things that happened, but one of them is the incredible and immense cost borne by the people of this state. The federal government needs to be responsible."

“Who are you gonna believe, me or your own eyes?” — Chico Marx

The question now: Where are the Keystone Kops targeting next?

Let’s see ICE handle those asshole blackbirds.

Monday is a day off for a lot of us and telling ICE to stuff it is a good cause.

Learn something new, older people, they say. Also:

Jim Jordan is no ordinary Judiciary Committee chair.

Bud Cort and James Van Der Beek? These come in threes.

The number of replies here defending the use of "Jewish billionaire" to describe Les Wexner is shocking, but not surprising. I'm gonna pull up a chair and wait for someone to chime in with Rothschild family conspiracy theories.

They're really going with, "Nice bridge you built there, Canada. It'd be a shame if something bad happened to it" as a diplomatic tactic.

“If we stop counting job losses, the unemployment rate won’t increase.”

Now someone should ask Kennedy why he voted to confirm Nutlick as Commerce Secretary.

If only Trump was as involved in actual matter of importance as he is building a ballroom and renovating the WH to make it resemble one of his personal properties.

Of the myriad problems in this country, marijuana ranks way low on the list.

Is he on the same “meat and ferments” diet as RFK Jr?

“While organic social media is now the #1 source of news for Americans, Democratic campaign strategy remains plagued by an overreliance on paid media, bloated ad budgets, and consultant-driven incentives that prioritize spend over outcomes.” Prioritize ROI and outcomes over spend.

Musk is making another promise that he can’t/won’t keep.

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

I've said this before: Libertarians are just conservatives who lack either the self-awareness to identify as such, the courage to admit it, or both.

The punch drunk Paul brother is digging a deeper hole.

Boasting about not speaking a second language is not the own these people think it is.

At least we know he didn’t watch Klanchella. (Tip of the hat to @juliagray.bsky.social for that term.)

We’re gonna be peeling back the layers of this performance for days, like an onion.

Basically Ring advertised the technology Batman used to find the Joker that Lucius Fox refused to be a part of except for that one time.

Found my next No Kings protest sign.

This isn’t an airport. You don’t have to announce your departure.

I’m watching a lot of petty, mean-spirited haters dunking on Kid Rock on every platform and seriously you all rock.

Benito said "God Bless America," and then proceeded to name every country in South and North America. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

That critique of the government extracting resources from PR. The power poles.

"Meat and ferments?" You can probably smell RFK Jr. from a mile away, upwind.

Teslas were death traps well before Melon Husk revealed his true form. The cars need to come with something to break the windows so you can escape if you crash one and it catches fire.

The @chicagotribune.com sees my opponent for what he really is — a candidate propped up by property tax lawyers and the same special interests who profit from pay-to-play corruption. Cook County families can't afford to go backwards. bit.ly/ChicagoTribune4Fritz

There is a line snaking down Southport and around Waveland for the Music Box’s screening of Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair. Dress accordingly for the queue if you have tix to later screenings.