LLMs are based on pattern matching. It's complex, but at its heart it scans a vast database of text and uses probability calculations to return a result that resembles what an answer looks like. Sometimes it's correct but it's always a question of probability, not intelligence. You can't fix that.

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Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?

When you use AI to do your writing, you are telling your audience: “I deserve your attention, but you do not deserve my effort.”

satellite image of the Strait of Hormuz

Mel Gibson pictured with his doctor in 2004

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Obligatory photo of Peter Davison's plasma-charged Easter groin

NASA just dropped this image of Artemis II astronaut Christina Koch looking back at us. The first woman to ever see our planet in its entirety. I’m not crying you’re crying 🥹🔭🧪 📸: NASA

Happy birthday Stewart Lee

It is the year 2026 AD. Super hackers have gained illicit backdoor access to the AI Claude through the Chipotle support chat.

Bonus panel here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/bad-4 #smbc #comics

If they're highly attuned why is it always the poorest and most vulnerable in society who have to bear the greatest financial penalties? Why are disabled people punished before water polluters and COVID scammers? Why are billionaires allowed to get away with paying minimal tax?

Hey, I wrote a thing about AI in astrophysics ergosphere.blog/posts/the-ma...

This is so, so well-articulated.

"Young people are all on social media and should go out more." "NO, NOT LIKE THAT?" www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

He could’ve dressed up the scruffy git.

right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer

This is insane: TeleGuard, a 'secure' chat app downloaded more than a million times, uploads users' private keys, meaning the company can decrypt messages. And anyone can get anyone else's private key by just sending the user ID to the API. Possibly worst ever www.404media.co/a-secure-cha...

April Fools Day is one of the worst public trends. It's inherently unfunny, and just annoying as piss to deal with online. It was funny for a few years, but I think it's time we stop absolutely fucking things up and annoying people in the name of comedy, considering it's forced and usually boring.

You've got to love a bit of nuance. Great article by @masnick.com www.techdirt.com/2026/03/26/e...

after much deliberation and giving AI the benefit of the doubt, Wikipedia editors have had enough of AI slop. New policy bans LLM generated content, periodt www.404media.co/wikipedia-ba...

Two weeks today, we are delighted to be welcoming Abeer Ameer as our Yes We Cant headliner. Still a couple of open-mic spots left. Drop us a line if you want to join our audience. 😊

Night night sweet dreamies So much of what weighs on us comes from thoughts that don’t deserve our energy. Remember… not every thought is the truth Be gentle with your mind, it doesn’t always tell the truth.

Because... why not... open.substack.com/pub/davethep...

The US is beating Iran so hard that it may sending ground troops; has had 0 success in reopening a very small strait, needs $200B to keep the war they won funded, its firepower and military dominance is so great is had to beg Ukraine (which is fighting off Russia) for help.

Sorry I'm late, the universe showed me this video & demanded I add bagpipes to it.

My God, everyone involved in that should hang their head in shame. But somehow they made something I couldn't take my eyes off. It was a modern day Victorian Freak Show but instead of bearded ladies it's billionaires. #Melania

If this is what wealth does to you I'm glad I don't have it. #Melania

Right I'm doing it. I'm watching Melania. Hold me.

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How can you call yourself a patriot if you want to deny your country as much money as possible?

Wanna lead Iran?

Natalie Wynn @contrapoints.bsky.social has knocked it out the park with this one. youtu.be/uiGIbdrQjbI?... #PromoteGreatWork

we should replace the statue of churchill in parliament square with a hedgehog not a statue of a hedgehog a hedgehog

Peter Shilton blocked me when I posted this picture as him.

Another great Arena Nights this evening. We're building something really special here. Thanks to everyone who came along, and special thanks to Aimee Gebhard for bringing her show to Wolverhampton.

Beginning to think there’s a curse on the FIFA Peace prize.

82 today. Happy birthday Roger Daltrey.

🚨BREAKING🚨 Robert Jenrick has defected from Reform to the Greens.

I've just thrown a new post up on that there Substack. It's called Promotion, Creativity and Wiffy Fingers which is a great title but covers stuff I'm not happy about. This post here on Blue Sky included. davethepitt.substack.com/p/promotion-...

Robocop 2 doesn’t get enough love. While nowhere near as brilliant as the first, it definitely has its moments and it’s a lot of fun. I’m very fond of it.