trans girls:

you can tell when the evil character starts catching feelings for you because they start gently placing their money on the dresser after sex instead of just dropping it on the floor on their way out the door

Being a guy is crazy the second you hit puberty you wanna grow tits and wear dresses and shit

If you played Bloodlines when you were younger, how's your transition going

HAHAHA WTF My Steam library contains *ZERO* porn games but their algo still clocked me as both trans and horny and like OK yes but how is it that obvious

Reagan was responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of innocent people in Central America, southern Africa and Afghanistan, while ignoring the ravages of the AIDS epidemic in the US. Newsom continues to prove his right-wing bona fides. How can anyone think he should be president?

One of my biggest babytran disappointments came when Hogwarts Legacy was in the works and suddenly the whole trans rights issue got "complicated" for a bunch of cis "allies" around me who'd never before worried about how not buying a game might affect "the devs" but now were super heckin' concerned.

i distinctly remember getting into a fight in my company's LGBT employee resource group because several folks were like "ok i know she's bad and stuff, but like i'm suuuch a hufflepuff, what if i donate $50 to a trans charity too? #transrights" yes, ofc they were two cis gay dudes why do you ask?

Of course the game is mediocre. It's a mediocre franchise based on mediocre books written by the most mediocre Facebook Mom who ever lived. That's the worst part for me. Cis people care so little about trans rights that they'll throw us under the bus for a slop-filled trough like Harry Potter.

Everyone's an ally until it costs them something.

*taps the sign*

a trans woman could shoot someone cold dead in broad daylight just to watch them die and i'd still want to hear her side of the story before casting judgement

#ai #mozilla #firefox #fuckAI #genAI #fuckGenAI

the year is 1990. american children walk out of their schools chanting, "no blood for oil." the year is 2003. american children walk out of their schools chanting, "no blood for oil." the year is 2025

There is no world where I can read 'I'm underage, no NSFW please!!' in a non-whiny voice, especially when its someone following me out of nowhere. Just reminds me I need to reskeet more porn.

Every other space online is bent around the chance that children might show up, I have to be careful and make sure sex isn't mentioned with money at any point in my transactions. Let me be an adult with other adults on one place on the internet I'm begging you. Fuck off.

"You'll be on those meds for the rest of your life" I sure fuckin' hope so!

So far my takeaway from Dispatch is I definitely wanna be her and I kinda maybe wanna fuck him

LEVEL 1: My OC has a huge cock LEVEL 2: My OC has an average cock because I'm normal about these things LEVEL 3: My OC has a huge cock because fuck normal actually LEVEL 4: My OC's cock varies depending on how horny I am LEVEL 5: My OC's cock is however big it needs to be to make the joke land

Dinner tables are battlefields

If billionaires simply possess some rarefied ontological quality that makes them able to multiply wealth by their indelible and inimitable nature then I suppose we have our recruitment pool for the child in the Omelan closet

hell yeag i’m a socialist

don’t be bourgeoisie, kiss your homies on the mouth

“corruption” is just “self-actualization” wearing black lipstick.

They gotta alternate a Benoit Blanc and a Branagh Poirot every two years like the summer/winter Olympics

ME: I've never dated a cenobite before. I'm not sure, who pays? CENOBITE: Your panic is exquisite. ME: I wouldn't mind going dutch…? CENOBITE: I can taste your pain on the air. A shiver of electricity. I am going to hold your head down on the floor and open your skull from behind. ME: I'll just pay.

You haven't seen self-loathing, shame, and internalized bigotry until you've seen a closeted tween trans girl whose favorite movie is Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.

The problem with this question is that comedy is notoriously the genre that by far ages the worst and the fastest. Reflecting upon my favorite comedies throughout my life mostly just makes me cringe at how often I casually accepted bigotry toward myself and others for a cheap laugh.

I think about this tweet every day

i don't think i'd complain about there being too many benoit blanc mysteries until we hit the 25 or 30 mark

*hopelessly addicted to girlcum voice* yeah of course id like to hear about warhammer

not transgender like "my gender identity differs from the one i was assigned at birth" (???) but transexual like "i changed my sex and the details of my life are quite inconsequential... "

I wonder what people like the screenshot'd think about antidepressants.

😐 whoever said that, up against the wall. detransition for trans people isn't a personal option, it's a result of trans genocide.

"so please stop telling me losing hrt will kill you" really is the endpoint of policing people who want to advocate for those who need medical transition, especially hrt, isn't it

Sorry I didn't respond to your message I opened it 5 seconds after you sent it and forgot to reply while trying to wait an appropriate amount of time to reply

Just ordered a shirt:

Too many a babytran is simply trying to have their cake and eat it too, and it's counter-productive for the rest of the community to indulge that behavior. It's not fair to expect to be treated as part of a community that you explicitly refuse to join in earnest. No such thing as halfway crooks.

When told the truth, many a babytran gets defensive and projects their own insecurities onto others and lashes out. They accuse others of calling them cowards because deep down they feel like cowards. They don't feel trans enough because they're not transitioning and/or living trans lives offline.

It would've been far more productive for someone to given me an occasional push toward the closet door instead of just reassuring me that I'm "valid". Maybe some people tried to, but I was too mired in insecurity and fear to recognize it for what it was.

*yelling at my defensive babytran past self* It's more likely than not that other people who did the thing did it in worse circumstances than the ones that you're still using as an excuse not to do the thing. The only way to stop feeling like a coward is to stop letting fear dictate your actions.

Speaking as someone who put off transitioning for far too long: At some point, we have to shit or get off the pot, and enabling us to continue dithering in indecision does us more harm than good. And that point comes much sooner than we generally want to admit.

being a trans woman online is so cool. people either jerk off to how hot you are or they jerk off to how much they hate you, but either way they don't tip

I look at this and I see nihilistic fury borne of aggrieved entitlement. I look at the fatality spikes and I see punishment for the election of a Black president (even a neoliberal one), the legalization of gay marriage (yay assimilation), and the pandemic lockdown (whiteness needs an audience).

Urbanists will talk about how cars are a machine that makes you selfish and crazy, and I know it’s easy to roll your eyes at that but if you give drivers the ability to comment they will say “yes I am selfish and crazy”

"Every time I go to work I feel crazy and stretched thin. Every experience I have on car infrastructure makes me homicidal. Anyway, this is probably slow drivers' fault."