They need to stop trying to legitimise big budget multi year adaptations of game franchises. An Elden Ring movie should be directed by Paul WS Anderson and involve Milla Jovovich accidentally being sent to the Lands Between.

It feels like something's gotta change.

cant even do gay mcr bits without just earnestly blasting famous last words full volume because it is of course the greatest rock song of the 2000s

Man who has been to exactly one rodeo before and doesn't understand colloquialisms; "This *ain't* my first Rodeo!"

Exactly as generational a track as it was in 2007, historic banger.

this cures what ails me every time

No matter how hard times get, Outrun 2006: Coast 2 Coast will always be there for you

Oh someone's getting fired

Kids today don't know that zydrate comes in a little glass vial

Volume Three of the Metal Gear Solid Master Collection contains: Portable Ops and Plus, Acid 1+2, Monster Hunter Freedom Unite, a physical UMD copy of The Bourne Identity, Lumines, Ape Escape: On The Loose and Metal Gear Survive. There will be a paid DLC to replace Survive with Ground Zeroes.

Breaking Valkyrie Saga out into its own post now that I've 100% all known stuff to do. Unbelievably fun to explore, so many secrets to find, just a complete joy to play. Very very strongly recommend.

Retro 3D open world RPG Dread Delusion set to release for PlayStation 5, PlayStation 4, Xbox Series X|S, Xbox One, and Nintendo Switch 2 in Spring 2026: https://www.rpgsite.net/news/19543-retro-3d-open-world-rpg-dread-delusion-set-to-release-for-playstation-xbox-nintendo-switch-2-in-2026

This is such a well-written look at Quake Brutalism Jam 3, a game I wish I had a lifetime to explore.

ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Oh man, he looks so devastatingly *cool* with that cigarette. YOU - “How did you get so cool, Kim?”

This store description of Highguard's round progression feels like a protracted Onion bit what do you mean it's only 3v3 but the game description is 10 paragraphs long???

Forspoken was out 3 years ago (in 2023); one of two games by Luminous team along with FF15. Set in a fantasy world where battle & movement mechanics rely on magic-infused running, jumping, and elemental combos...I want more magic parkour games! 💎 Review: www.rpgfan.com/game/forspok...

People are sharing uncensored video of a murder onto my timeline so gotta clear out some follows I guess.

Guess I'll start a games thread for the year so I don't forget literally everything I play by June

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller January 16,1952

Vouch, Forspoken is so much fun when you don't have a guy in your ear telling you the dialogue is shit (it's not great who gives a fuck!)

Everything in the Protomen ARG so far, as of the Act 3 concert docs.google.com/document/d/1...

@ramboofcalrisia.bsky.social @redpandachris.bsky.social SECRET PROTOMEN CONCERT SECRET PROTOMEN CONCERT

This is such a funny and interesting run every year, there's literally a line of people out the door waiting to shuffle in.

No matter how good of a writer you are, you will never be as powerful as a Dragon Quest localizer.

me: wow, truly nothing actually matters. why bother? japanese bunny account: mimi-chan is very fat and slept all day. let's do our best, mikata! me, tearing up: let's do our best, mimi-chan.

Welcome to the first ever FISHING MINIGAME OF THE YEAR AWARDS!! This is an award show to showcase what I believe to be the best of the year in a bunch of fishing minigame related categories! Every game will be linked to and the developers tagged (if possible) #fishingminigame #indiegame #gameawards

The logical conclusion of the increase of shiny odds in recent gens is that I was able to get a full box of shinies from one hyperspace distortion. Won't be doing this technique again, takes all the fun out of it!

hiiiii, Metal Garden is on sale right now both on Steam and Itch dot io! if you ever wanted to buy it, now's a really good time! store.steampowered.com/app/3539440/... tinerasoft.itch.io/metal-garden

Just a couple hours left to get this free. An absolute gem of a game. Also check out their next game, Promise Mascot Agency, which is one of this year's indie bests.

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

lorelei and the laser eyes (2024)

Promise Mascot Agency is a very underrated gem from 2025 that I feel many overlooked so I wanna spotlight it especially for 30% off! store.steampowered.com/app/2585830/...

One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.

It was always so funny in Looney Tunes when something exploded in Daffy Duck's face and sent his bill spinning around and around his head, and it was even funnier when that happened to Jake Paul last night

actually I changed my mind, I love celebrity boxing matches now. I think everyone I hate should do them, because I'm really enjoying watching the worst people on earth get their shit rocked

Like more than anything Blue Prince and Sorry We're Closed were harmed by this by having their wins relegated to the equivalent of a newspaper retraction

Indie is if I like the game AAA is if I don't like the game

Promise Mascot Agency. Why aren’t we all talking about this game a lot

Will have to write up some thoughts about The Protomen Act 3 because I am 100% certain the songs as released are not in the intended order narratively and this is an unassailable fact for me pending hypothetical bonus songs and the full release next month.

If we all recommend 1 indie game each we'll hit 50 pretty quickly I think everyone should play Warm Monkey, which has <50 reviews on steam and is like a playable late night Adult Swim Commerical with impeccable vibes store.steampowered.com/app/2520360/...

we need to stop normalizing being an adult toddler with the same anxieties of an 18th century quaker

Played through Horses by Santa Ragione, a normal game about living on your normal uncle's farm in the Italian countryside raising normal horses. Except it isn't about Horses. (And absolutely does not deserve the degree of scrutiny and controversy applied to it, very good game!)

It's not new but I'm going to shout out my favourite Panic-Attack-In-Micro-Shooter-Form anyway, [POST VOID]. This is what Chev from Cranks dreams are like. store.steampowered.com/app/1285670/...

If anyone here is like "man I haven't thought about Rebecca Black since 2008 I wonder what she's up to these days" please I'm begging you go listen to her two albums she has released, they're incredible pop records with wall to wall bangers.

Special thanks to GOG for being so supportive of the project! HORSES preorders are now available on the store: www.gog.com/en/game/horses 🙏

Just finished Chapter 7 of 1000xResist and I'm starting to suspect this is one of the greatest games of all time? Absolutely fucking blown away again and again.