fuck that bitch Dialga,

why are they lowkey giving kiryu and haruka

mutuals can learn a unique skill after defeating me in battle

been meaning to hop back into octopath II idk why i dropped that game when it offers me everything i could ever want in an rpg

hi guys i definitely don't keep forgetting about this site

i'm always saying this

having a DUI probably feels good as hell for the car

anyway i've been playing donkey kong bananza but unfortunately the amount of destructible terrain with shiny bits in it to collect disturbs me and makes me feel shitty for moving on after not checking everything. aside from that it's a very fun game there just is something wrong with my brain

very funny how you can tell these seasons are a product of its time because he gets to drop transphobic slurs like 3 times but racial slurs were a bridge too far (but racism itself wasn't)

what's going on everyone. i binge-watched the first 13 episodes of cinderella grey yesterday and Cried

thinking about SMTV:V and how much it redeemed the original SMTV for me. absolutely crazy game. maybe one of my favorites of all time the more i think about it.

found the secret episode of dr. house where he diagnoses twomad and saves him

sorry for disappearing for like half a month i got bored

hey man, i noticed you haven't fulfilled the requirements to unlock my postgame boss fight yet. just, uh, wanted to ask when you're going to get around to doing that

I think it's cute but I fear I've stared at this too long 😔 (I want that teio keychain NEEEOOWWWW) #umamusume #ship #gl #yuri #mejiromcqueen #tokaiteio #teio #mcqueen #fanart #art

we'll get there someday... #RiceShower #UmaMusume #ウマ娘 #ライスシャワー #art #cakeart #cakefanart

just one 3* blue spark it's all i ask. though i should probably build a collection of 2*s first

mayano top gun's career schenario gave me a massive headache. i don't like this. please just make plane noises instead

i think... every time i disconnect from my vpn... the umamusume app doesn't know what to do. this is going to cause problems when i update my phone's OS for sure

Im sorry for checking on my save, shit dude

this fucking girl is himejoshi'd out of her MIND

ship art of golshi is so funny to me because it's really hard for me to imagine her being serious for like 2 minutes

air groove talks like she's about to tell me i will be nothing but mulch in her ideal world

holy crap, lois! it's gold ship!

not her name.

i have to pull for tap dance city when she drops. it's my responsibility as a fellow lesbian

after watching a few videos on upcoming card banners i have decided i don't actually care that much about getting a good card grid in umamusume. i think i'd rather just pull for the horses i like and watch them grow and compete

umamusume might just tide me over until inazuma eleven drops.

got spe off the daily missions ticket and pick ticketed maruzen... my horsies : )

My neighbour's cat? It's yours if you want it! Search for it! I left it in a small village in the Alps.

special week? to me, it's a special week whenever any woman is around.

tachyon almost became a triple crown umamusume on my FIRST career run with her. somehow the G2 race was the one she didn't win.

i just need urara to win the feb. stakes to finish all the beginner missions and get that SSR ticket. i want it so bad.

someone's cutting onions in here

she got 5th in feb stakes despite all my efforts and she's the only trainee i have that runs in them so i either have to enter someone else as a side race during their carreer or i have to explode and try again

This is for the person who suggested I draw her stimming

HAVE YOU EVER TRAINED A HORSEGIRL WITH YOUR LIFE ON THE LINE?

inspired by you spreading the good word of Urara

incredibly good tumblr post that i figured people would like

this fucking thumbnail is killing me

Average Umamusume Support Event: “Wow, this stew we made sure is yummy!” *Energy Up By 10* Average Gold Ship Support Event: “Trainer, I jerry rigged a bomb to detonate on McQueen when she returns to her dorm. Hilarious prank right?” *Wit Up by 10* *Gained 3 Hint Levels for “The Uma Bomber”

mother of the year

her greed is insurmountable

2% faliure on stamina training. are you mocking me, sakura bakushin o...?

i wanna improve king halo's potential... next run i'll have you win those finals...

god bless my girl sakura bakushin o she's truly dumb as a box of rocks