"I know you had a soft spot for her, Lamaty'i" (thinking very hard)

"Jog" might unironically be the best fucking thing they've added to FFXIV

wrong on both accounts it's a bozjalike

thought i was unlocking a cool optional dungeon but it's the entire alliance raid questline for DT

thinking about baking cookies today and maybe handing some out to the neighbours

i wish they sold diet dr. pepper here sometimes you just want a drink that's shit

do you think trump is going to try to get T8 banned in the US after he finds out what yujiro did to him in the manga

had fun drawing her shapes 🥹 #umamusume #doodle

alexandria merging with the source introduced the sexless people of tural to vibrators and the world of FFXIV was never the same

reinventing ERP from first principles

Have you considered simply acting like someone worthy of human love and affection?

i know it's corny but ffxiv is just a dressup game to me bc everything i do is with the purpose of putting nene in cute outfits

they're goonscaling people on my TL

trying to imagine the kind of guy who gets the ick from this and just coming up with the biggest dorks imaginable

The Precures Are Going To Find A Real Dead Body

how the maduin DPS queue looks at me at 5pm on a sunday

this site's design and moderation is really assinine and evil at times but the fact that you can disable QRT's is really good

Fry was doing nothing but taking up valuable valuable mii slots so i did this to him

how do people play VPR without looking at their hotbar

what if i just did the 90+ deep dungeon all fucking day huh what about that

may those who follow their fate be granted happiness; may those who defy it be granted glory #princesstutu

ninja is kind of like what if a melee dps was a caster which is really funny to think about because if you like ninja there's a real chance you won't like playing casters and if you like casters there's a real chance ninja won't click for you

the best advice i can give anyone trying NIN is to 1. use a controller bc muscle memory is everything for ninjutsu 2. the actual ninjutsu you cast is determined by the amount of mudra inputs and the mudra you end on (doton always ends on chi regardless whether you use ten -> jin or jin ->ten)

i'm in the pussy like Ten -> Chi -> Jin -> Suiton -> Trick Attack

just a few more levels and then my actual main job is at 100

Jacinthe sketch 💜

gonna need to run every DT dungeon like 20 times to collect glamour pieces : )

also i had to leave my first dungeon back (yuyeyawata field station) in shame bc i had a tough time learning the last boss (it is unfriendly to returning players) and then promptly sat in queue for alliance rouls for 3 hours so like. yeah. this is XIV baby we're so back

i have spent a solid 5 hours of my FFXIV free returner weekend just sorting out glamour shit

call her the highway the way i'm afraid to merge on her

it's kind of unfortunate that XIV doesn't show you what items in your glamour dresser can be put in the armoire so i just have to do stuff by trial and error

"dark lord satan, what are you making?" "ah, this? it's a patch dungeon for final fantasy 14... i believe i will name it... yuheyawata field station"

max and i's FFXIV characters have been married for 8 years

its been over a year hey girl

im in danger

twitter is a website made to show me things that infuriate me but also lovingly rendered burnice white armpit so i think it's a net neutral

sphene.... #ffxiv

i don't want to start any blasphemous rumors but i think that god's got a sick sense of humor and when i die i expect to find him LARPing

kuirby

one more day of work and then it's ffxiv weekend (long)

sometimes i wonder if my spotify knows i don't have sex

there's a local child named sasuke in our city who got caught on the street with a local gang of youths that harass people and carry knives but all my colleagues insist his name's pronounced as "sass-kee" and i'm just sitting there like Do they know?

ex-oomf having a crashout lollllllllllllllllllllllll

i don't even like TADC and i feel like gooseworx should probably be allowed to shoot a guy at least once a day

i'm not sure if that 18 year old trans guy who wrote a historical fiction comic about being a closeted trans teen growing up on the internet in the 00's is on bluesky but that comic was just gut punch after gut punch. what incredible artistic work at just 18 years old

i apologize for showing emotion on main it won't happen again for another like 3-4 years

it doesn't even matter anymore man. it doesn't matter if a terrorist attack is perpetrated by a trans person or not. they could wear literal swastikas and yell out their hatred for us while mowing down innocents and the most disgusting morons on the planet will go "trans violence!!"

had a dream FF7R3 came out and everything was as expected except aerith was alive and JENOVA was referred to as BRENDA for some fucking reason. BRENDA