Worst person you know just made a point that is 2/3 correct.

Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.

Not saying it's all that will take to get my vote, but I will strongly consider supporting any Dem candidate who pledges that no one in their cabinet will ever intentionally show me their nipples.

every shot-on-video, made-with-a-camcorder horror movie that's just some teenage friend group fucking around in the woods with some fake blood and a monster mask contains more artistic merit, human joy and creative light than anything AI has ever made or will ever, ever make

I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

It’s so hard to have a reasonable conversation about AI, because people refuse to see the massive upsides of job elimination, higher electrical bills, hard drive shortages, poisoning black people in Memphis, and an economy where a handful of pedos with bad hair control your life

If you are wondering what words the all-male Congress found so "blasphemous" that they felt compelled to literally scrape them off the monument, they were: ''Woman, first denied a soul, then called mindless, now arisen, declared herself an entity to be reckoned.''

Two of my faves (non-Grateful Dead category): * She's living in LA with my best old ex-friend Ray, a guy she said she knew well and sometimes hated. * I wish I was in Austin in the Chili Parlor Bar drinking Mad Dog Margaritas & not caring where you are.

Happy President's Day, everyone! www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRo... [Warning: Video contains profanity, acts of animated violence against the British, and outlines of cartoon presidential genitalia. Also, banging lyrics & a melody you'll be singing to yourself 'til at least Arbor Day.]

The commander in chief telling troops who they have to vote for is itself a presidency ending impeachable scandal.

MAHA: Eating a giant steak cooked in butter alongside beef tallow fries and washing it down with coffee spiked with butter Not MAHA: Clean air, clean water, health insurance, vaccines, disease monitoring, scientific research, food assistance, food safety, bike lanes

A Dollar General employee had to drink orange juice from her store to prevent a diabetic attack. She paid for the juice after the fact. They fired her anyways. She just won back pay and $250,000 in compensatory damages! Ableism is everyone. She deserved to be accommodated.

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Out of Focus & Looking the Other Way: The Pam Bondi Story

This is some genuinely psycho shit...

Epstein survivors raise their hands to signal they've been ignored by Trump's DOJ as AG Pam Bondi refuses to look at them (Roberto Schmidt/AFP via Getty)

Again it’s important to remember the context of these chats is that a woman was shot five times in her car as she was attempting to donate clothes at a church.

THE DEMOCRATS NEED TO DEMAND THAT DHS STOP THROWING MONEY AWAY INCARCERATING PEOPLE AND ICE SELLS ALL ITS WAREHOUSES TO RAISE FUNDS FOR HEALTHCARE SUBSIDIES ALL CAPS FUCK THIS TORTUROUS INVESTMENT IN TORTURE AND DEATH INVEST IN CARING

Here's what DHS doesn't want you to know: Working for ICE is one of the safest jobs in America — and last year was the second-safest year for the agency on record. And the doxxing? It hasn't actually happened even once. The masks are justified by a lie. www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/ice-s-mask...

Bravo, @weratedogs.com!

It's every week if you eating well

Fellas, quick review of what NOT to do if you've met the love of your life: 1. Cheat on her w/in three months. 2. Cheat on her at any other time. 3. Use a global broadcast to announce that you cheated on her as a way to "win her back." This really shouldn't be all that difficult, yet here we are.

Of course he should resign. And of course the Olympics should not be coming here.

IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS: THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI

I can't lie when an educator believes in you, it's life changing.

paragraph 48: "In Mr. Trump’s second term, Ms. Britt has voted in line with the president 100 percent of the time."

the Epstein files are really devastating because they remind me of how many girls and women miss out on professional opportunities, mentorship and careers because of how many powerful, rich and influential men only view girls and women — and interactions with them — through the lens of sex

"By the end of the two-year period, 94% of participants reported they were housed." A million pilot programs show the same thing: when people are given enough money to afford housing, homelessness ends. Other supports matter, but housing comes first. Not policing. Not moralizing. Homes.

Y’all didn’t realize they were using “Democracy dies in darkness” as a mission statement, not a salutary motto

So we are at the part of fascist consolidation where the largest newspapers in the country are creating puff pieces about fascist terrorists trying to make them out as normal people not the stochastic terrorists they are.

This Sunday on 60 Minutes: Does the Constitutional right to bear arms extend to hands and fingers? The answer may surprise you!

shame on every reporter who just stand there watching. cowards worthless assholes.

LISTEN-- We live in hellish, ridiculous times. I read the news and I'm just a human WTF face. When good things happen, let people relish in that. Don't jump in with "this could go sideways!" Because ew, David. It's the joy that will get us through. Not pessimistic fuckery. Never that.

For Liam.

#OtD 29 Jan 2024 6-year-old Hind Rajab and 6 of her relatives were attacked in Gaza by Israeli troops. Rajab survived and called an ambulance, which got permission from Israel to rescue her. Then troops killed the paramedics, and Rajab also died. stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/1545...

Shirley Raines was the best of us. 💔

Nintendo inspired lol. You mean AI ripped off the original work of brilliant designers and artists and engineers who built this whole world and brought it to life. Fucking pathetic

SPRINGFIELD, Ill. (AP) — A former Illinois deputy has been sentenced to 20 years for fatally shooting Sonya Massey, who called 911 for help.

"Whatever you do, do NOT put it in the paper that I'm scared of whistles."

It probably wouldn't be the first thing I did, but if I had a time machine I would 100% go to the early 1980s, grab Mike Wallace, Morely Safer, & Ed Bradley, & bring 'em back here to meet Bari Weiss.

Here's hoping that the next time we hear anything about this scumbag is when he's indicted.

He will never end up behind bars. But he's clearly going to spend what's left of his miserable life intensely aware of his impending death.

Love this for them.

This is what happens when you can't find the MISSION ACCOMPLISHED banner (and you're too scared to get into a fighter jet for the flight to the carrier).

Omfgggggg I hate Alt National Park Service so fucking much. Pleaseeeeee stop supporting them guys. They’re just frauds who use ai for their website, merch, and are trying to get your money. While posing as the national parks.

Lot of conservative dudes out there telling on themselves by being astounded by a level of ”logistics” that the average mom has to manage every fucking day

Reminder: it's not ok to execute guilty people, either

I do think that a possibly underrated dynamic in The Horrors is that the Right as it has reconstituted itself under Trump legitimately can’t understand sincere moral or physical courage