who up who up? hit my line

Kendrick two thirds through a song talking in some kind of robotic mantra voice: You was in the club without clarity of purpose Apple Bottom jeans the fruit of the loom of the serpent Drinking Flaming Homers had you ignorant to Corinthians In tavern sip and sin like father figure of Simpsons

this is the stuff Kendrick says on songs when he's being his own inner monologue

ayahuasca sunarai, sunarai a ti. this shit still kicks ass.

Not to get too intense about everything going on but it is really an ideology of death run by evil skeleton people who drink from a dread altar of blood

that’s literally why

fucking razors are so expensive

periodic reminder that if you’re hot and you follow me you’re obligated to let me know

BOOOOORRINNNNGGGGGGGGGG

no matter how tempting, no matter how real it feels, no matter how good it feels, do not premise your happiness on the feelings or approval of another person. it’s equally harmful and unhealthy for both parties.

the pact

here’s my latest post. hope you give it a read and let me know what you think

i see a lot of people saying we know what to expect because trump has already been president like it hasn’t been 4 years of the country rapidly falling apart and becoming massively more insane every single day.

cool hack if you have enough money you can take over or start your own schools and just produce a legal “literature” that says whatever you want. that body of raw opinion bought and paid for by assholes and produced by unscrupulous morons now carried equal weight with the 14th amendment. hell yeah.

enjoyed reading this, the bits about matt made me cry, love that man so much. i also really enjoyed the inexplicable gossip rag section shitting all over virgil. i no longer have the chance to make fun of him to his face so that felt good. www.vanityfair.com/news/story/c...

does anyone want to hold hands

trust him with what

I genuinely believe that the salute was a pulse check to see what they’ll be able to get away with, and the media seems to be letting them know it’s everything. Don’t let your craven non-confrontational nature allow you to ignore the obvious (hand) signs.

Hey I called it

They tried to bury us, but they didn't know we were Sheeds

gonna be a hell of a four years

today is a very dark day for the International Global System

he’ll yeah. now that’s paper.

You've all laughed at me. You've called me an idiot. You've used names like "Chalabi Jr." or "The Dinar Bitch." But tomorrow, with a single stroke of his pen, Donald J. Trump will revalue the Iraqi dinar to pre-Gulf War levels

erm seems like the collapse of the informational system by which your consciousness has been conditioned since birth is potentially adversely affecting you right now. would you like to step into a suitably sound proof chamber to practice some “scream therapy” with me so other patients can rest?

hey abyss, you up

is that a real question

No user can survive being quoted with this meme... it's simply too powerful

i feel this and also we can’t really demand people feel upbeat all the time as their world continuously unravels in front of them. every body do their best but like it’s normal if you can’t manage a smile sometimes

when u make a silly joke on this platform

sometimes you just follow back cause you see their profile pic and you’re like “looks like a solid person, honest face. i’ll take my chances.”

But the stars burn on overhead, Unconscious of final ends, As I walk home to bed, Asking what judgment waits My person, all my friends, And these United States. (Auden, "A Walk After Dark")

Been entertaining myself today imagining Jiminy Glick pulling a snub-nosed revolver from his tray of donuts on interviewee Donald J. Trump and saying shit like "oh my GOD I, I, I, I, I, I, feel like 𝘓𝘈𝘕𝘈 𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗡𝗘𝗥"

man does anyone remember the bush administration when it was a complete scandal that fox news just repeated whatever the president said? feedback loop complete. it’s over in a way it has never been over before.

Hey, couple notes on your post. Personally I think it's fine. Totally get it. But someone I imagined, in my head, might not like it. They haven't seen it yet but I'm just saying, if they did. They might freak out a little bit. Anyway take it down or I'm calling the cops

it’s not unsettling to me, i actually find it settling if anything. but that’s me, un poco mas fuerte que la mayoría

Why is every Instagram reel like this

go birds

nice

anyway that’s what happens if you bottle up my brain for three or four days without any social media and then just kick it loose with a fucking large literal explosion

somewhere, in one parish church in south philly, there’s still a dream we call america

please re-renner this urgent message

breaking news,

2025 is the year of AGGRESSIVELY getting in anyone’s face if they try to act like anything is remotely normal or ok. don’t gaslight me.

runklestilskin: you may have custody of this Creature, but you are never allowed to move again because she’s sitting on you; also, she will throw up in your toolbox every night me: gimme that thing you old no-name-ass-having bitch