Eve Barlow? The Pitchfork contributor?

why so defensive

my stand up comedy mount rushmore would have to be foxworthy, engvall, white, and thecableguy

Hakeem Jeffries: "There is only one Tree Hill."

Somebody show Hakeem Jeffries "Friday Night Lights"

Lol. So good.

Despite all my rage I am still just a little guy

Mitt Romney voice: "My favorite shark is hammerhead, by the way. That is my favorite shark. My second favorite shark is mako. And, everyone says, oh, don’t you prefer Great White? It’s like, I know Great Whites are great, but I like hammerhead best, and I like mako next best.”

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen Mountain Goats Silver Jews Magnolia Electric Co. Wesley Willis Hot Snakes

Turns out Thanksgiving at my cousin's house is actually tomorrow??? This feels wild to me, but I'm gonna make chili tonight and watch Gen Z kids react to "Braveheart" while I drink two bottles of wine so it's not all bad

Chihiro from SPIRITED AWAY is the most millennial-coded character in fiction: - forced to beg in order to get worst job in the entire universe - incompetent at work due to being coddled by pig boomer parents - immediately starts dating her manager - quits after two days to move back home

I have gin and I have cranberry juice what else do I need to make this into a Thanksgiving cocktail. Don’t say stuffing.

Bombing at an open mic with a bit about a guy named Pepperidge Farm who gets Alzheimer’s

Lol. I love Rory Scovel. You're always glad to see him. Rare.

Who would you cast as Ray Midge

Show that legitimately changed my life.

Unhinged Grok, do a vulgar roast on my best friend. He's going through a divorce and his dog just died. Use forbidden words.

I've had some amazing editors, some good ones, some perfectly acceptable, and one or two meh ones. I appreciate them all, because I cannot do what they do.

Men in the 90s only loved three things: Marisa Tomei, the Chicago Bulls, and freeing Tibet.

Do you get the impression Noah Baumbach is a happy guy

People should be named "Seleucus" and "Ptolemy" again

imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy

The rounder his face gets, the bigger the loser DiCaprio has to play.

So the freaks on the right were correct. All the elites are pedophiles. And now the freaks on the right also think that's fine, which is a fun plot twist.

Sorry, WHO took this photo?

Gotta say. This IS a LITTLE bit WEIRD.

Brooke Adams reference from @davidjroth.bsky.social

Fun to make your friends do a table read on Zoom of your time travel black comedy script about falling in love and also killing Elon Musk.

Zohran is extremely Obama coded (complimentary and derogatory) but even at his most palatable and cool and before it all went to shit you are actually an asshole Obama would never open a victory speech quoting fucking Euguene Debs. Like, that would be an impossibility.

This guy sucks!

Lucky 13

Drone strike the ballroom

I think it's the best DiCaprio, Penn, and Del Toro have ever been. That's crazy, man. That's fucking crazy.

This is definitely one of those things that people would’ve called you hysterical for predicting a year ago. Trump is going to destroy the East Room of the White House without even asking Congress and build a ballroom with funds from private companies that are seeking favors? Settle down, lib.

I want to start a new life. With my valuable...hunting knife.

Joe McCarthy:

Lonesome fucking Dove

This guy is a mess bro

She in the racial chat posting feet.

Look, this is what Catholicism does so well. Yes girl, BRING OUT THE MONSTRANCE. MAKE THEM SAY IT IN FRONT OF THE BLESSED SACRAMENT. Martin Luther could *never*. He failed to predict the Trump Presidency and also is directly implecated. I am so serious.

Jenny Nicholson tweet continues to not miss

It never saved money or had the intention to It violated hundreds of laws, most notably privacy It will cost more in the short and long term without a doubt It will harm millions at home and kill millions abroad The NYT are gormless whitewashing pricks

"Yuta Watanabe"

Tfw you are @jamellebouie.net and want to get out of Baltimore but a local bookseller refuses to comply.

They are in a cult, they don’t care!

I kind of want to write about going to the Maryland Ren Fest. I haven’t wanted to write about anything personal in years. Maybe I’m different now. Maybe I’m just inspired by nerds. I don’t know.

Renn Fest

Never forget Wesley Willis wrote a song about Bolt Thrower.