the church of latter day saints is fucking gay

Daniel Ek “stepping down” as Spotify CEO only to take on a role as chairman is a classic Crisis PR move. it’s a feint designed to dissipate criticism of the now-toxic brand while changing nothing about a business model built on exploitation and degeneracy. Ek will have his drone cake and eat it too.

heh. penis

you ever think about how when you go to heaven you can't jerk off? like, why??

A script you can use if you’re not good at speaking on the spot.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZbV... hey why the fuck does this actually go hard what the FUCK

night light

hardcore bondage people are so fucking funny look at this shit bro

im pretty sure Latino Men with Wolf Cuts is just like. a genre of guy. keep seeing it

it pisses me off how fucking aggressive rate your music's cloudflare filter is. it's made it easier to Stop Using It but man sometimes I just wanna see people argue over genre tags. for fun

giga-wealthy long-established fiction author: -won't give you extreme yuri that sates a deep-set need to see women transcend the conventional bounds of physically possible intercourse -might donate to far right orgs with the money indie transfem author: -will make the yuri -spends the money on rent

I have a weakness for show tunes but I don't like musicals. How Does This Work And What Do I Do About It

im want my foreskin back

every time someone pronounces Puerto Rico like Poor-doh Ree-coh they should be forced to pay every latino in a 10 mile radius $100

12 hours till the auction ends!! can we get a few more bids in for the MIDI Bunny rock.?

I've been having a problem and that is I constantly have plumber's crack because my ass is too fat for my underwear and pants to contain. my pants generally fit my waist just fine and I don't like belts so I'm just constantly mooning people .

beatles fans from the 60s were the first wave of fujoshi

chicks with clits

capitalism is like, a really really huge pyramid scheme. When enough people aren't seeing any kind of benefit of capitalism, everything stalls. The whole point is to circulate money, so when it doesn't- bc poor people have none and rich people hoard/accumulate it all- everything just sort of stops

the rock is at 26 dollars. amazing. you people are so cool i love you

this is aj vega

if the winning bid is $100 or more ill release my album next month

a lot of people have been asking me if midi bunny cds and tapes are for sale. the short answer is - not until the run of lp1 i'm making is done. however, so many people have asked me, that i have put this genius piece of merch up for sale. the official midi bunny rock www.ebay.com/itm/31733442...

tailplugs are fucking stupid. that's not where the tail goes!!!!!! and even then!!!!!! what if i wanna get fucked and have my tail grabbed!!!!!!!!!!!!! what fucking then OBAMA??????????

I've been seeing an ad on the subway with the tagline "spritz your depression away!" so I look the place up and it's a fucking ketamine clinic

how do i destroy this capitalist hellscape. preferably without losing my job btw because i need money to live

The Beatles' 1 compilation is a concept album

thinking about black eyed peas

third day in a row of my throat being sore because of a nervous breakdown i had. and I can't cum. should I ol' yeller myself

the post office is a public service. it doesn’t need to make money. public transit doesn’t need to make money. the library doesn’t need to make money. some things exist for the public good and we desperately need lawmakers to stop thinking about them in terms of capitalism. these are not businesses.

What might not occur to you upon reading this headline is that, in other words, ICE is targeting gay men of color Every queer press org should be picking up this story

i wonder what his neck hole feels like,,,,

her name is "big butt" look her up at your local library computer

i fucking stink and showers are hard to do

if the winning bid is $100 or more ill release my album next month

cecily and bea wont give me the password to the midi bunny account...... bea said it's because im too good at posting. they dont trust me

i guess im the Final Fantasy IV of Bluesky accounts

one time i went to church with my grandparents and there was a holy water dispenser and it kinda stung

singing is a lot like barking actually

there should be a room of spirit and time but for weird drugged up tranny sex instead of martial arts training

chat are we allowed to assault customers for calling our products stupid in a very rude way that includes a slur

Congrats to the BDS. FREE PALESTINE.

brazil is a wonderful place. we don't have casinos

by far one of the weirdest pieces of band merch I've seen is a kid sized Billy Joel shirt

the scariest term I've ever heard in my life is "The Great Seattle Hypercule"

If you're not an artist but you followed a nsfw artist over to bsky, use that feedback form to tell bsky that. Remind them they're opening a traffic and funding sinkhole that extends well beyond the "icky" creators they want to get rid of

For 2 years we've been begging for a general strike. I will never forget that the Italians were the ones who came through

You NEED to call your reps and tell them this shit fucking sucks! They literally want to big-brother style waych you at all times, zero privacy, to "protect children"