Update: this still holds true. I thought the feeling wouldn't be as strong but I literally melted in my seat listening to it.

Happy mommy day

Rn it feels like a horrid thing nobody should ever be close with. It'll only make things more sad when something happens to it one day. It probably doesn't have more than a few years at best. It doesn't even deserve the companionship. It can't do anything right

Sorry to my moots if I've negkected talking to u lately, this past week or so I've been in a real antisocial mood. And also everything has been pissing me off for no reason. Idk why for either but when I'm in a better mood I'd love to chat with u all again

If your idea of sex doesn't consist of 80% or more of highly perverse foreplay then I want no part in it

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I feel like trans girls would love the shiwa kou pillow humping video so I wanna share it for everyone who hasn't seen it. Pixiv link for the original post, and r34 link for ppl who don't wanna make a pixiv account just to see one post. www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/... rule34.xxx/index.php?pa...

There's a few linux distros I've abstained from entirely cause I don't wanna do manual network configuration. Please don't make me use ip. I can but I don't wanna 😭 just include iwd or something

I have thoughts occasionally

Reimu's always slingin those massive balls around the screen when she should be slingin em around my face instead ayo

I like it when the touhou girls have a penis and balls

A friend of mine showed me a jokey tweet that was about how some ppl's only exposure to queer characters is thrkugh gacha games. And while that's funny and kinda true, we have to acknowledge the crowd of ppl whose only exposure is queerbaiting vtubers (every hololive member)

Not a fan of any time someone says some variation of "take it" during sex. This applies to porn too. Aside from being cliché and overused, tf else u think I'm gonna do? I'm here to fuck, yeah obviously I'm gonna take it.

Least appealing thing someone can call cum is "swimmers." Second is "splooge". Get that AWAY from me that is icky

I like to think Chiyari from touhou is the kind of girl that stinks good. Like just look at her official sprite. She has not bathed in days and it would smell heavenly, and she's for sure been wearing those exact same clothed since whenever the last bath was

Jiangshi who can't cum because her dick has also been sealed with a talisman

Snuggling u oomfie

I've always held the staunch headcanon that *all* of the touhou girls are in one giant polycule. Including the ones where it'd be toxic and messy to include them or not even really make sense. All nearly 200 of them.

Girl with legs strong enough to kill u (the girl is me this time, I have crazy strong legs and can kick like a horse.)

I don't really get why some ppl see "uptime" as a thing to brag about. Only place I could get it is for like a server environment which I think should still reboot occasionally. But I've seen ppl just bragging about how long their desktop runs without breaking. Let ur computer have nap time.

My year of the woke lolicon post is my most engaged with post since the pinned one I made a bit over 8 months ago lmao. Guess y'all really fucked with that one.

U can tell a lot about someone's politics by where they draw the line with sex and kinks. Because a lot of (especially white) ppl frame their morality in terms of personally being superior and the most "correct." Much like how "white culture" must maintain a hegemony for the status quo.

Mean girls with big fat kissable butts, u agree.

Getting Madoka Magica angst posting on my tiktok timeline. FINALLY my algorithm is curated exactly how it needs to be

But also! Put in some effort! Engage ur damn brain! Stop being complacent in things sucking and take steps to move to platforms that are less intrusive for your own sake. It is much nicer and really not all that hard. You will be happier for it.

It kind of irks me just how much a lot people are opposed to learning new tools for something they do. For big things I get it. Learning a new art program is hard and keeps u from putting out art. But like a web browser? That is the easiest thing in the world to switch.

I want u to look at her because she's so freaking adorable!!! Witness

I would very much like to feel a girl get hard through her underwear while she rubs it against my face rn

Artists are literally ALL perverts. Always talkin about "Procreate" yeah okay pal

Completing certain actions and quests can increase your "cuck meter." When maxed out, you can press L3 and R3 to activate your ultimate move, "Armchair Critic."

U can't spell inmpregnation without imp

what did you say to have her looking at you like that ? ?? 🐱💖

The Digimon sequel nobody expected: Cyberslut

The most pathetic part of this is that modeling in blender is really fun and engaging kinda like solving a puzzle when u actually learn the skills to do it. It's very engaging for the brain and requires some problem solving skills. this is just denial to think at its core.

machikanettanhausa des! Yada yada desuuu

Y'all ever been so tired that the physical feeling of *being tired* is now uncomfortable enough to keep u awake?

Heyyyy oomfie so I compressed u but I forgot to check if it was lossless so now u kinda have some fucked up jpg artifacting

Weirdo came into my comments insulting me for no reason and apparently I must've made him real mad with how stupid he looked cause he kept posting about me after getting pissed and blocking me 😭

How do h unlock the secret yuri route in Tsukihime where Arcueid gets with a woman instead

She even beat the big villain lady by turning her into a loli so she could spank her into submission. It's just... so peak

I think I'm done with mental breakdowns. From here on out it's only mental breakcores instead. If I'm feeling bad it's time to put on the Femtanyl

Ppl like to glaze terry davis for being some kind of techno wizard that was one of the most clever guys but I feel like that's an immediate red flag someone's a 4chan user lol. Because if u look at his actual development videos or use templeOS at all it's not that good.

Saw a comment on one of the episodes that was "seriously WTF I thought we were all just here for laughs but then a real yuri relationship appears out of nowhere?" yeah man. Oh I was just watching this lesbian porn ironically. It was super funny to me that this girl keeps passionately sucking boobs

Not an ounce of exaggeration btw, this is literally 1:1 exactly what happens

Okay when were y'all gonna tell me that MahoAko has an age regression episode where one of the magical girls gets babied and forced to piss herself by a loli? They HAD to know who they were writing for lmao

Before anyone gets too excited about this, know that probably means they paid Tesla for the rights to use the cybertruck's image and branding.

Hmmm should I watch MahoAko tonight or Onimai? Both anime for perverts but one of them is fighting (lesbian) (gone sexual) and the other is protag gets forcibly transgendered and is like wait this rocks actually

Tik Tak Tok by Silica Gel is a great song but it'd be even better if it didn't open with someone doing the stuoid tobuscus dog voice 😭

Sleep time! At 10AM oops...

For all the porn in the world, none of that gets me going quite like the artfully crafted hate messages and r*pe threats I got a few years ago when I was still on twitter. Have screenshots and everything. Very normal things happen in my brain, I assure u 😭