Star Fox (Switch 2) - Training (999 hits) while not the most technically impressive thing it's fun to say I got 999 hits before the game even released lol

Star Fox (Switch 2) - Training (999 hits) while not the most technically impressive thing ever it's fun to get 999 hits on something before the game releases lol #starfox #switch2

ive never really gotten into watching sports but the ending of that Knicks game was crazy man

nerds rope is far better than the gummy clusters. also gummy clusters are kinda like the chode of a nerds rope if you think about it

RIP SERENA'S BLACK HAIR (2022-2026) it is now SERENA RED TIME!!

the problem with living in a blue state but being from a red state is missing home but knowing home doesn't miss you

ok what are we doing here like REALLYYYY XD

you did it, girls! you stopped the tragedy on 9/11!

*mall grabs your balls*

wip update. Krystal

people think I'm problematic. in reality I am just very allergic to nuts. unfortunately, it is a big problem

we're making the best fucking album of all time. I get to play power tools

EEVEE!!!

MY FRIEND/BANDMMATE IS RELEASING AN ALBUM what she's shown me is so so freaking good yayayayayay

guy who gets excited and says "brazil!" every time he sees a non american flag

i once played drums on an album called blackbody and i was so stoned and depressed when i recorded it it took like 7 months for me to finish it and ever since then i vowed to never smoke weed and record music at the same time. every song i did in 2024-2026 i did everything completely sober

I'm so excited for the strawberry fuzzbox album. it's not going to be what people expect, but I think it sounds good and it's a fun fun record. I spent a while in the studio last night screaming my throat out into the mic with others in the room. a.j. and biddy rated my screams a 10. yayy

linux,

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one of my favorite pastimes is i like to smoke a lot of weed and shock my tongue with two 9 volt batteries

I really wish I could play drums in an emo band again. I would absolutely rip it up. I love emo I love drums

ok i changed my mind i am excite for a new star fox game

THIS is what graphics will look like in 2011...

bad day to be a star fox fan. fuck me, man. i'm distraught. last night i told my friends i didn't want to kill myself and here we are. square fucking one

i wish we got nothing.

this is my train joke i am very proud of my train joke

we're making the greatest album of all time. fuck yes

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the words "weird" and "gross" do not belong in an argument about ethics

It’s time for my favorite tumblr post.

today you can buy wrrrrrrr. I don't really want to plug a need for money today, I just wanna say I'm really really proud of this record and I encourage you, awesome reader, to check it out and listen to it :) maybe fire it up while driving or skating I'm very proud of this one :D blood,

the loona hoodie is cool but the flannel works a little better with the sports bra i think

hi! i'm unemployed you ever sudo apt install vlc ?

my wife is full of blood

I think I'm an adult now I nearly weeped over 2 dozen eggs for $3

"this is a .44 caliber love letter straight from my heart" is probably the sickest thing any band has ever said during a break before going back into it. sometimes I get mad at how good that is

*licks my lips* ough, *starts drooling* o-ough,,

theyre so safe and not in any kitty danger what are you talking about

they make me take pills. they make me take these pills and my swag goes away. please do not take my swag away please

all i know is i'm 8 years old and i'm mad as hell

if you did sounding with a rock it would kinda be like a reverse kidney stone I think

yesterday I stayed up past my bedtime playing super smash Brothers melee. I also was trying to set up a video screensaver (I failed)

lazer beams are sick as fuck

Non-believers when Jesus comes back:

there is a dog groomer in every city but we never cancel those guys for being zoophiles. what's that about

there are a lot of ways to die but getting your balls gurgled by the troll of I-15 in Beaver, UT would probably be the one that would be the most unpleasant, at least for me

guy: this is pissing me off me: *chucking, shadows covering my eyes dick twitching in my pants* heh.. what would YOU know about PISS, pee chud? *I soil myself, filling the room with piss drowning pee boy and killing him forever. last word: garglee* heh.. *I remove my mask, revealing I am Herobrine*

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