"I can not believe America has becom--" bitch, we have Andrew Jackson on our money. our default money. the only money the bank robot knows how to hand out.

Station Eleven hive LET’S GOOOO!

I’m at ICE HQ

In the midst of this terrible chaotic age we also get to witness Richard Jenkins and Peter Saarsgard act together look for the helpers

Matt Johnson is the funniest man alive.

So what we’re gonna do is push to re-name all the Cesar Chavez schools and roads after Dolores Huerta. Call your city council people.

The lunatic is in the hall The lunatics are in my hall The paper holds their folded faces to the floor And every day the paperboy brings more

Proud to say I've thought Hugh Jackman has been overrated this entire time. #History

Richard Jenkins is so fucking funny on DTF St. Louis. "He was ready for sex, as evidenced by the Indiana Jones jerk-off classics."

"He was ready for sex, as evidenced by the Indiana Jones jack-off classics."

you have to admit it's quite funny seeing white house officials nakedly scrambling after oil while the rest of the world pushes the eject button and embraces renewables and EVs

More people should be yapping about DTF St. Louis. Best show on tv at the moment.

It implies that we are visitors in someone else’s country.

You're absolutely right—that was not a command post, that was an elementary school. Those were not military leaders—they were schoolchildren. I said the opposite, and that's on me.

a lot of critiques in aughts alleged that pentagon was influencing video games and in truth the relationship seems to be the other way around

Is Jamie Lee Curtis still allowed to drive?

Quentin Tarantino famously shat on Raising Arizona, which is better than all of his movies. Done with that guy. I loved it when Tina Fey described him as "the star of my sexual nightmares."

Seems crystal clear that neither Netanyahu nor Trump want an actual democracy in Iran, they want a regime they can manage/work with like the gulf states.

This reminds me of that Frankie Boyle joke about how Americans not only come to your country and kill your people, they also come back twenty years later to make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers sad.

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier

wife chasing me around the kitchen table with a rolling pin because she found me in the epstein files being a Mossad Operative

Alice in Chains were better than Nirvana, all day.

If you're placing bets on military action on Polymarket, you are an absolute moral failure of a human being and I hope you get a terrible disease.

Wonder what happened to the "Don't tase me, bro" guy. He's gotta in be his late 30s now lol. Imagine being the "don't tase me bro" guy approaching middle age.

Manifesting a new Fiona Apple record.

Irene Choi as Dr. Joy Kwan is absolutely crushing it on #ThePitt. Low-key the funniest character on television right now.

The richest man owns X. The second and third richest men control Google. The fourth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fifth richest man owns The Washington Post. And now the sixth richest could soon take over both Paramount and Warner Bros. See the problem here?

It seems all Kansas-issued trans drivers' licenses are invalid, effective tomorrow It is now illegal for trans people to drive a car until they surrender their license at a DMV (that most will need to drive to) and have it reissued with the wrong gender marker This was never about woman's sports

Ten years as the world’s #1 city. The haters online can’t fathom the reality: London is a global powerhouse that only gets better. Don’t believe the noise, believe the results.

Mad Men but it's about Bon Appetit.

In a less stupid country Ilhan Omar would be leading this party instead of being marginalized by it.

Thinking about Otis Redding, imagine the record he would have made in 1971.

you know who else was chadfished by a moid and frame mogged, simply for jestermaxxing?

its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further

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Randy Fine trends on Twitter at least twice a week, and it lets me down every time.

oh no the security of my homeland. let's hope china doesn't invade tomorrow. (China please invade)

1, and only because I'm allergic.

JUST IN: Heaven reports that Janis Joplin and Jay Reatard are fucking. No word yet if they're good at it. Watch this space.

Mozart straight up mogged Salieri with cortisone and I want to die.

Shout out Mozart, the original mogger.

A new round of Kurt Cobain discourse is what we all need, I'm sure it's all in good faith.