David Burns
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Insurance company commercials are so funny. I bet it would be fun to work at an insurance company. Those people know how to get down and fuck shit up.
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So this is the only good politician left? We can't have a second or a third one?
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David Rothkopf
3 days ago
And letās not forget the writers, producers and crew who also made the Late Show what it was and who have lost their jobs because our president is a thin-skinned thug who deeply fears the ridicule he so richly deserves.
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priscilla page
5 days ago
happy 10th birthday to The Nice Guys, one of the best movies ever made
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Jake Lahut
4 days ago
I have come to love this subgenre of video, and boy oh boy this might be one of the best ones to date lol
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7 days ago
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Janis Joplin is still ahead of her time.
10 days ago
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Every Chat GPT commercial is like, "Hey I wanted to know something so I asked GPT", like the FUCKING INTERNET didn't already exist.
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Amy Ash
17 days ago
I shouldnāt be seeing spencer pratt headlines in 2026, Iām a human being and I have rights
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Lakers gonna shock the world.
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Insurance company commercials are so funny. I bet it would be fun to work at an insurance company. Those people know how to get down and fuck shit up.
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JF
29 days ago
i'm just chilling at home watching a movie
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Marcus Smart is HIM.
30 days ago
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer
about 1 month ago
i support whichever candidate will vow to eradicate palantir and its owners
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Steff Ap Cennydd
about 1 month ago
Stewart Lee makes so many great points in this video about how dreadful, manipulative and easily manipulated itself the news media in general has become, itās difficult to condense them down into a single post. Billionaire Tech Bros also get a good kicking š
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Stewart Lee: Satire is āMissing the Pointā
YouTube video by Pod Save the UK
https://youtu.be/ReqrJouPdvU?si=8fh-eZJ68Qg-LK8D
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David_j_roth
about 1 month ago
A disconsolate Rod Dreher ordering one exorcism after another at his local in Budapest. A manager discreetly tells him that he's cut off and Dreher howls "just gimme the fucking rites" at the barback.
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-ššš”
about 2 months ago
"I can not believe America has becom--" bitch, we have Andrew Jackson on our money. our default money. the only money the bank robot knows how to hand out.
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Mo Ryan
about 2 months ago
Station Eleven hive LETāS GOOOO!
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Gore Vidal Sassoon
2 months ago
Iām at ICE HQ
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Paul F. Tompkins
2 months ago
In the midst of this terrible chaotic age we also get to witness Richard Jenkins and Peter Saarsgard act together look for the helpers
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Matt Johnson is the funniest man alive.
2 months ago
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Molly Knight
2 months ago
So what weāre gonna do is push to re-name all the Cesar Chavez schools and roads after Dolores Huerta. Call your city council people.
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The lunatic is in the hall The lunatics are in my hall The paper holds their folded faces to the floor And every day the paperboy brings more
2 months ago
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Proud to say I've thought Hugh Jackman has been overrated this entire time.
#History
2 months ago
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Richard Jenkins is so fucking funny on DTF St. Louis. "He was ready for sex, as evidenced by the Indiana Jones jerk-off classics."
2 months ago
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"He was ready for sex, as evidenced by the Indiana Jones jack-off classics."
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GT š«Ŗ
3 months ago
you have to admit it's quite funny seeing white house officials nakedly scrambling after oil while the rest of the world pushes the eject button and embraces renewables and EVs
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More people should be yapping about DTF St. Louis. Best show on tv at the moment.
3 months ago
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Matthew Gertz
3 months ago
It implies that we are visitors in someone elseās country.
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Tom Scocca
3 months ago
You're absolutely rightāthat was not a command post, that was an elementary school. Those were not military leadersāthey were schoolchildren. I said the opposite, and that's on me.
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ae
3 months ago
a lot of critiques in aughts alleged that pentagon was influencing video games and in truth the relationship seems to be the other way around
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Is Jamie Lee Curtis still allowed to drive?
3 months ago
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Quentin Tarantino famously shat on Raising Arizona, which is better than all of his movies. Done with that guy. I loved it when Tina Fey described him as "the star of my sexual nightmares."
3 months ago
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Chris Hayes
3 months ago
Seems crystal clear that neither Netanyahu nor Trump want an actual democracy in Iran, they want a regime they can manage/work with like the gulf states.
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Will Weldon
3 months ago
This reminds me of that Frankie Boyle joke about how Americans not only come to your country and kill your people, they also come back twenty years later to make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers sad.
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leon
3 months ago
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier
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wint
3 months ago
wife chasing me around the kitchen table with a rolling pin because she found me in the epstein files being a Mossad Operative
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Alice in Chains were better than Nirvana, all day.
3 months ago
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If you're placing bets on military action on Polymarket, you are an absolute moral failure of a human being and I hope you get a terrible disease.
3 months ago
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Wonder what happened to the "Don't tase me, bro" guy. He's gotta in be his late 30s now lol. Imagine being the "don't tase me bro" guy approaching middle age.
3 months ago
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Manifesting a new Fiona Apple record.
3 months ago
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Irene Choi as Dr. Joy Kwan is absolutely crushing it on
#ThePitt
. Low-key the funniest character on television right now.
3 months ago
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Robert Reich
3 months ago
The richest man owns X. The second and third richest men control Google. The fourth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fifth richest man owns The Washington Post. And now the sixth richest could soon take over both Paramount and Warner Bros. See the problem here?
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Netflix Backs Out of Bid for Warner Bros., Paving Way for an Ellison Takeover
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/26/business/warner-bros-discovery-paramount-deal-netflix.html
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Laura Jedeed
3 months ago
It seems all Kansas-issued trans drivers' licenses are invalid, effective tomorrow It is now illegal for trans people to drive a car until they surrender their license at a DMV (that most will need to drive to) and have it reissued with the wrong gender marker This was never about woman's sports
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Kansas Sends Letters To Trans People Demanding The Immediate Surrender Of Drivers Licenses
"The legislature did not include a grace period."
https://www.erininthemorning.com/p/kansas-sends-letters-to-trans-people
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Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan
3 months ago
Ten years as the worldās #1 city. The haters online canāt fathom the reality: London is a global powerhouse that only gets better. Donāt believe the noise, believe the results.
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Mad Men but it's about Bon Appetit.
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