Oh, well done.

Trump: NATO is a bad deal and a burden on the US Trump: Could you guys maybe come help out in my dumbass war that I've totally won but also there are mines 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

Reasonably Cooperative: A horse. Absolutely Uncooperative: A cat.

So today has been a day. We've lost a chunk of fence, the kitchen roof is currently streaming water in multiple places and my Dad was rushed to A and E (since discharged, fine for now). Fucksakes. I wish I could drink.

Carrier pigeons.

Huntley dead, and the world is slightly less shit. Don’t make a hero of his killer though. He’s already on a whole life sentence for three murders, including a five-month pregnant mother who he also raped. Remember the victims of these foul men.

This is a good analogy. Very useful in carefully controlled settings for specific usages, but unfortunately being widely inserted into everything and used without training or PPE and poisoning a lot of things and people and we’re going to pay a tonne of money to remove it safely in the future

Bring back proper railway branding, cowards!

Murderous secret society permeating the whole town?

There’s something morally grotesque about reporting the words of a genocidal war criminal as if they were uttered from a genuine place of authority rather than from atop a pile of Ukrainian corpses.

It would take a heart of stone not to laugh...

At the risk of mansplaining, she's gripping that all wrong.

The thing is the Greens are a crank party riddled with grifters and weirdos and led by a charlatan, Labour shouldn't even be in a close fight with them let alone Reform.

It's one of the main reasons I keep trucking tbh.

Found dark chocolate covered gooseberries on a trip out today. Oh good lord.

I just really struggle with the image of giving an award to the actor who played the disabled man struggling to find social acceptance… and then excluding the man himself, because you think his disability is unacceptable. It’s almost parable-like in its precise depiction of false acceptance

Sam Kriss is the Jared Leto of journalism where there isn’t actually anything other than their allegations to them & yet he keeps getting forced on people with lesser and lesser results. Surely you can find someone who can’t write that isn’t a creep

Genuinely not having a go at individuals, but Britain's elite is so open and diverse that Romeo, Olly Robbins, D Raab and L Truss were at four different Oxford Colleges in the same year! And Raab didn't even do PPE! Wow. UK looks for talent everywhere doesn't it. www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...

Advertise your accent with a gif Not quite, but close enough.

*goose meme* DEPORTED TO WHERE MOTHERFUCKER????

Reintroduce The Bloody Code, penal transportation and prison hulks. Oh, and press gangs.

Dungeons and Dragons turning your kids gay and satanic is a moral panic, because everyone knows it only turns them bisexual and wican. A global child sex trafficking ring with dozens of victims and a huge paper trail is not.

“Buy our home security package named after someone who was utterly destroyed by a back door break-in he didn’t see coming because he was focused solely on the front door.”

Ok. Let's get into this: why the fuck can't dog people and cat people just leave each other the fuck alone and enjoy their respective pets? This is not some east coast and west coast beef shit. Stand the fuck down.

I was expecting 'JESUS CHRIST FENTON!!!!!' but I'll allow it. 😂

I am sick, absolutely sick, of the retreat of civic society, the media and the other political parties in the face of Reform UK - one of the most existential threats the state structures have faced for decades.

"Having a Black woman in a movie about the Greek Gods sending Odysseus on a decade long hell trip fighting endless monsters en route home from the God War is not Historically Accurate" y'all are the truly dumbest motherfuckers ever born on this rock hurtling through the void.

It was an absolute joy. MORE PLEASE.

It’s absolutely maddening to see Reddit and TikTok reading emails in which men frequently admit serious crimes, with real victims, looking for hidden clues and codes like it’s a fucking scavenger hunt.

I see a lot of people debating the funniest outcome and to be clear the answer is: 1) They let Burnham run. 2) He wins it. 3) They lose the mayoral by-election. 4) This forces a leadership election. 5) Andy doesn't win it.

Please be Dignitas. Please be Dignitas.

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Cool, cool.

Day 1: Well, let’s see if we can make this “internet” a tool for sharing ideas and empowering the citizens of the world. Day 100: Er, It’s mostly chat about Buffy and Star Trek. Day 27538: Oh wow, billionaires made a giant Paedo Etch a Sketch out of the internet and drained the oceans to do it.

The Highway Code rule 112b: LED headlights

This is why the Catholic Church has lasted over two thousand years. AMDG

America is in need of its greatest hero. Absent too long. Everything is in danger of collapsing. The final end. Who can save you now? <off in the distance, a cry is heard on the wind> Dahn Dahn DAAAAAAAAAAAHN

THUCYDIDES: In my book I described the Sicilian Expedition where you invade a basically random and sort of distant country to try to loot it as a cautionary tale DIPSHITS: At long last, we have done the Sicilian Expedition from the classic of military history Don't Do The Sicilian Expedition

Yes. This would be my favourite channel.

FENTON! FENTON! JESUS CHRIST FENTON!!!

Buttons are back. Knobs are back. Dumb devices are back. Own-it-forever software is back. Print is back. Personal websites and chronological feeds are back. Touching grass is back. People keep saying 2015, but it’s not far enough. The entire 2010s were a mistake. We must retvrn to… 2009.

I know she's contentious but it's amazing the amount of stuff people make up about a woman who has been openly funding just this for practically her entire life after success. The temptation to lie about your ideological enemies needs to be resisted. It's still harmful even if it's for the cause.

If you're at a loose end and want an entertaining, silly but Christmassy watch, I recommend There's Something In The Barn. No spoilers but #TeamTomte

And Tiny Tim, who did not die, because

Our neighbours Akita has a Christmas jumper. This is important news.

Story from Joolz Denby over on Facebook. A bad day at TotP in 1985 with New Model Army, and Chris Rea suddenly appearing and being compassionate and gernerally decent.

Unscheduled mince pies. No regrets.