we are all sluggo on this blessed day

I patiently explain to the Secretary of General of NATO that leashes are Republican coded but dog girls are Democrat coded but only if they're trans as he nods and writes down "ASK FRANCE FOR MORE NUKES" in his notepad.

Yall'd'ver Twist

Virgin Melter United States, Census, 1920

*frantically googling* moral arc bent wrong how to fix wikihow diy moral arc fix moral arc technician near me

the prissy and feeble people in this world who mistake personal discomfort for actual threat, who demand and insist the law and state protect them ever from feeling a little bit uncomfortable at the strange or unfamiliar: these are reactionaries of the worst kind

Sometimes you send something you found online to a friend because you want to brighten their day, and sometimes you send something you found online to a friend with the precise attitude and bearing of a cat very carefully lining up their paw with the back of another cat's head.

a stock is a sort of liquid ghost, which haunts anything cooked in it

problematic rage gap. only one person in the dynamic is consumed by vengeance

cyberman with booty short that say"my body is a machine that turns bodies into machines". send skeet

they should invent a smoking that transes your sexual

Girls love to be corrupted by a substance. whether it's Dark Aether or eldritch blood or alien slime they can't get enough, girls will form a line around the corner for the psychically active goop. Your longing for the glistening oil is perfectly normal

this is great actually

i miss when this guy was the only LLM

there is an implicit pact on social media. you can be as horny as you want, so long as you're willing to be made fun of for it. taking umbrage at being made fun of for hornyposting disturbs the balance.

'forcefem' this 'forcefem' that nobody ever talks about forcebabygirl

@lines.snail.skin: "Steve Irwin died cause of crocodiles. He was touching them all the time and they got to him cause of all the noncing."

receiving reports that last night I called my partner "my soup dumpling" and made allegations that she is "tasty and nutritious"

less than a year into the decade, too

Welcome to Pinehaven, the setting of my new psychological horror narrative. Here, life is good. But lurking just under the surface of this pleasant, all-American town, is something unexpected - a second, slightly smaller, equally pleasant all-American town

today, for no especial reason, I am thinking about the most often forgot of the three great primatologists, Biruté Galdikas. everything that Goodall was to the chimpanzee and Fossey was to the gorilla, she is to the orangutan.

Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost

"maybe"? do you doubt my Commitment to the Nog

"you're a man" ad hominem "you were born a boy" sunk cost fallacy "you're amab" false dichotomy "you have xy chromosomes" false equivalence "trans people are mentally ill" non sequitur "changing your sex isn't possible" skill issue

there is a perfect hyperdimensional jewel made of every word a human being has ever written, and all the correspondences between those words. people mostly use it to get insane household repair tips or jerk off. i guess it basically runs the government now

saw someone say 'sometimes the best thing you can do for a cause is, due to your own unpleasantness, not be associated with it' and this describes part of why i dont engage in activism for a particular cause i care about. im loaded down with too many neuroses about it to be any use at all.

some of you fuckers are boring as shit. develop distress tolerance and a sense of humor or you're never surviving what's coming

sure make your lazy jokes. don't even think about the ppl hurt by them. make your crack about "an egg fried this rice" not even thinking about that poor cook in the back of the restaurant making you a delicious meal. sweating half to death because she won't take off that oversized hoodie

#gpose #lv1 #ffxiv #ffxivmodding #ffxivmods

oh also be very mindful of what youre abstracting and when. rules elide, and when you mechanize the sex you run the risk of eliding what is actually happening in favor of discussing the rules of the encounter

- every time you choose the coward's path you make the sex less erotic and compelling. sex is grimy and disgusting and thats part of the point - you cannot meaningfully write rules for sex if youre scared of potential in-character consent violations, ppl must have space to fuck up

here's some tips on sex, unsorted and off the cuff: - adding sex to a game is about understanding it mechanistically and metaphorically — what does it mean when 2 ppl fuck? what does that do? - in ttrpgs, violence is often a tool for empowerment or actualization. what is sex a tool for?

many of my beloved followers are here for the unhingedposting and do not play Final Fantasy 14 so to explain: every single creature in the game has a name. except that the recent update has put single minimum-level antelope-thing with no name at all into an old game area. I will die for .

In the summer of 2021, FFXIV included a polar bear mount as a reward for the Moonfire Faire event, and for sometime thereafter one could frequently see players flying their new mount out to where Skybear once roamed in order to pay their respects.

In the days of Heavensward early access, players began noticing a quite normal level 51 polar bear near the cliffs in the Coerthas Western Highlands. What made this polar bear unique, however, is that he floated out over the edge of the cliffs, hovering in mid air seemingly by his own power.

Good morning! I, too, love . , but did you know that this isn't the first time a creature has captured our hearts like this in Coerthas? I've seen no mention of him, so I fear many may not know the history of this majestic creature and spiritual cousin to . - let me tell you about Skybear.

I don't think cats would talk in cutesy broken English, if they could talk they'd be pampered like posh boys, "Pappa! Pappa! I demand WET food pappa! If I have the dry again I shall perish in the night and you will weep, you will weep for not giving me the wet."

"I'm not a furry"

once in ur lifetime u will meet a girl who is very strange and weird and kinda perverted. it's really important that u stay with her

Sniper who is constantly monologuing about how much of a lone wolf she is and how killing is the loneliest profession x spotter who who smiles and nods reassuringly before making her chicken nuggies and Mac and cheese exactly how she likes it and tucking her into bed every night

they say he started as a young child: love bombing and gaslighting animals in the woods outside his mother’s house. Makes you sick just thinking about it

People will TOP a TWINK, but they will not STOP and THINK about the 613 Mitzvos given to us by the Holy One, Blessed be He

honestly this probably serves as a good reminder that this is a space I use for shitposting and hornyposting. if you don't want to see that it's okay to not follow me, even if (especially if?) you know me irl

watching from the cuck chair but more in the sense of a angry guard dog that will jump to maul the other guy the moment my owner seems distressed

being breedable isn't going to get you out of this one

baby please pick up the phone im sorry i asked you to do the naked sushi board thing and when i went for the spicy tuna roll my chopsticks grabbed your dick I know you're dysphoric about that so i wasn't supposed to chopsticks your dick but it was an accident girlie please pick up the phone ple

million paw attention seeking technique