I'm pulling tricks with my Sega Genesis that would make Hiroshi Yamauchi rise from the fucking grave just to shit himself

wordle should have been a six letter game so they can have the word "wordle" in green boxes :\ missed opportunity

see cool as shit character design it's from a fucking gatcha game rot in hell

I think the funniest part about the "alpha male" influencer cult is that they worship someone who insists on dressing in the tightest clothing to show off muscles and then you have one guy in it's quotes going "you're wearing clothing for women" with links to back it all up

every animal that isn't a dog or a spider gets called "baby" by me if it's a dog, it's "dog" if it's a spider, it's "GET THST FUCKING THING AWAY FROM ME ILL KILL THE SHIT RIGHT NOW"

everyone's all "never get clothing from Amazon!!!" but as soon as someone says "draw your character is this" everyone immediately gets on the trend you call the clothes "gaudy" and "low quality" yet you'll happily draw your characters in them. curious.

note to self: get more sleep this week. that sleep without an alarm was GODLY

sometimes the dubs give us gold i love anime

I'm sorry ..... I misread

had a dream where my steam account was broken into and a garbage ass game was posted to my account titled "Mr Bean" and I was struggling to remove it from the store but couldn't find the pages to do so

dude whoever invented the microfibre cloth needs to like, shut the hell up i hate them interacting with my hands like both are velcro

Be careful, there is a new scam going around. If you see a wooden box filled with food, DON'T GO IN. A wall will fall behind you and you'll be stuck.

this button is just as consistent as a "keep me logged in on this device" checkbox

McDonald's be like "here is the nicest food from us you have ever eaten. it's normally sold in like idfk fuckin Singapore and you have two weeks to enjoy it before we force you back to shit. get eating"

as it turns out i think i just need to clean out the lint out of the port........................ ive never done it with my phone.............

*watching the women pop up on my feed and not ragebait or quote dunks or reposts of right wing scum* waouwh....hey guys you gotta try this really neat trick I found

if I ever die to death whilst jacking off I want my obituary and headstone to read "she came and went" I am 100% serious about this btw

want to give your character a more fun and unique design? try giving them a fucked up cool sick halo and making them asymmetric!!! it's nice trust me

personally I find it really cool that each manufacturers' electric motors all have a unique, distinctive sound so I can identify what's about to hit me from behind 🤩

godd i want to play lots of things tonight... but not raid. i dont want to raid i want to relax after work.....

JP FFXIV players prefer the game completelu vanilla but the amount of posts containing modded things in it is staggering please pick a lane are you against cleavage or not

every time i do GC lootbox gatcha and i discard things i already have i imagine my warrior of light spiking the small animals into the ground with fatal speeds, viscera radiating out in every direction and shes just like

noticed that I've started tiptoeing to reach things on the top shelf of my cupboard cute right? yeah not really. I'm 6'1. ....I think.

email from Etsy: "Top 100 things to get in 2025 from creators!" the things: 3d print someone stole from someone else ai generated crochet pattern spell to make you win 1000000 dollars in court shirt design stolen from someone else outside of Etsy drop shipped items ordered from temu shien clothing

JP FFXIV accounts be making the best Glamour's you have ever seen and then posting what items they are for others to use but they don't fucking post it in English so now I have the knowledge that there's some shorts with bows on in the game SOMEWHERE and I don't know what they're called

when i see all my desktop icons flash blank for a second this is my stupid fucking face (what just happened????????)

(those who know will know) >see a bunch of new messages in a semi-local furmeet group on telegram >someone with no pfp had messages deleted but like, no pfp in a furry chat is always a red flag, right? >their name is "edward" >theres a fursuit photo posted >its edwolf >its fucking edwolf

right, i want to play some ffxiv and do some pvp (at 10pm) oh right i gotta shower (10:05pm) well shit im kinda peckist (11:30pm) oh fuck video essay (12am) god damn man im hungry (3am) oh fuck another video essay (3:20am) well shit i gotta go to be shortly

"you can follow/subscribe to get notified of this person's new stuff!" "so you'll actually notify me?? Hell yeah" "no we wont. look for it yourself you piece of shit" why are modern websites like this now

arriving at work, I get greeted by someone and they said "your shirt is offensive" I don't know what they mean by that. this shirt is completely fine

🖤 Vitelotte on barbarian duty 💜

why do they call them benefits of the government fucks over everyone on them why not rename it to something else like suffrage or uncaringness ever think about how fucked it is that they commission someone who isn't your doctor to made decisions for you over your doctor

i love having a 300k+ health pool

ngl if i see you pulling up with a gyaru anime character profile picture im gonna automatically assume youre just racist

the year is 2027 the authorities are knocking at my door to extradite me to the US for uttering the words "*notices your bulge* owo what's this?" in 2019 to convict me for a domestic terrorism charge despite never stepping foot over there

In Memoriam: Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War

if I see a mobile game and that features anime women and the first words said are "ten free pulls" that game is doomed for distain by me especially as when ZZZ was being marketed, they were promising pulls before the game had even fucking come out fuck gatcha. rot in hell

ah yes, what I remember game of thrones for the most gambling and roulette slots

what the fuck is this why yes i love it when i go outside and the temperature doesnt change at all in NOVEMBER

"hello youtube, i would like to watch a landscape video in a wide video player please" "sure thing! here's the video off to the left whilst we suggest entirely irrelevant videos from channels you do not follow on the right. we really want you to watch those :)"

fucking fighting my phone for it to fucking accept the usb-c and FUCKING CHARGE POLEASE this suycks ass

i want to turn this off

i have GOT to get to bed earlier tonight so i can actually get the chance to go to the doctors i have been out of hrt for a month because they didnt give a repeat order slip and im unable to do anything with my waking time + lunch hours at gp/pharmacy + work hours (ends at 6pm)

can't wait to go to japan again eventually and experience this again

i dont want to work tomorrow

of course jacinthe and lebanne are kinky as hell theyre french what did you expect

Ami has sent me so many fucked up insta reels recently but this might be my favorite because this is how a dream works

"Ordinary person who just got isekai'd to a fantasy world in a video game" x.com/dailyportalz...