Bring me that casual butch charisma that turns me into a puddle and show me what you can do.

HALLOWEEN COSTUME IDEAS: SLUTTY TECH SUPPORT REP SLUTTY SKELETON SLUTTY TARGET LADY SLUTTY GREMLIN SLUTTY CASHIER SLUTTY CIVIL WAR NURSE

Kinktober megathread of kinks. Specifically horror monsters and what kinks they're into. Begin:

the way i crave you. i crave your taste on my lips. i crave your whisper in my ear. i crave your hands on my body. i crave your eyes locked on me, taking me in. i crave your scent on my bedsheets. i crave your fingers inside me. i crave your presence beside me

who up devouring their lover so they live inside you forever ??

Good morning, Rebels. Remember we each have but one life to live: so crush it.

i don’t just want to kiss you. i want to kiss you good morning. i want to kiss you good night. i want to kiss you hello. i want to kiss you good bye. and i want to kiss you every moment in between

There is nothing tender or gentle about what you have awoken inside of me.

The kiss

Fascism is successfully undoing the sexual revolution to eliminate the concept of sex as a recreational activity from our society. The only legitimate sexuality to fascists is procreation and getting raped by powerful men. Pleasure is verboten

People really act like they're gonna melt and scromit and be permanently spiritually stained if characters are shown to have a sexuality, be interested in sex, engage in sex at any level in media. Literally the most repressive and repressed shit in living memory.

not just in every language but both the formal and informal i am yours

babe, come on. i need you to fuck me in the shower

* holds own boob for comfort *

Look what you’ve done. This flood, this slick, hot mess you’ve made of me. What began as a lingering memory of your smile & a modest heat between my legs swiftly evolved into feral imagery blurring the boundary between pleasure & pain & a deluge soaking my sheets. I hope you’re proud of yourself.

from behind me you wrap a hand around my neck while the other slides over my hip, reaching between my legs. you pull me closer and push yourself into me. eyes still closed i gasp, moaning your name as i reach back for you, grabbing a handful of your hair as you tighten your grips around your prize

I have two schools of thought concerning queer lesbian yearning: 1) Tis a device rendered by exquisitely sadistic & homophobic minions of hell whose only interest is to binge watch our suffering. 2) Yearn, baby, yearn! We have one life to live & the famished burn of the yearn reminds us of this.

If the foreplay doesn’t involve exchanging Sexapalooza charts with one another, baby girl, you’re missing out and doing it wrong. 😜🔥

All I have going for me is my sense of humor, my personality, and my huge rack. Damn shame about my emotional stability, though

The feminine urge to never be beholden to the desires of others, but still be reminded at least once a day that I’m fuckable.

big gay kisses needed for my big gay tits

Genuine desire is unmistakable. Tangible. Unbridled. When she shows you she has no interest in you believe her, waste no time trying to change that.

Gonna get ahead of this early since my night is now almost certainly gonna be shaping up differently than originally planned: Anyone interested in playing either Mariokart or Borderlands on Nintendo Switch or Switch 2 with a big titty, loud mouthed, nerdy queer tonight let me know! I also *just*

My body is not a temple, it is a set of drums which is perfect for banging relentlessly whenever you’re feeling stressed or angry.

how can i be expected to live, laugh, lesbian under these conditions (hot dykes existing much too far away from me)?

becoming a prepper, but it’s just buying a diesel generator for my vibrator

They can watch, and be jealous. 😎

Buy me whiskey then take me into a dark hallway where we can sloppily make out while you grope my tits under my shirt when people aren’t around us.

pussy - wet me - tired

I’ve been using my massage wand on my neck and back and they actually feel way better; I feel like an absolute pervert what the fuck am I gonna do now.

if a girl sends you one of these 😏 she wants you so bad

Yes you can pop your pussy and still want world peace. 💕

🪓🦊

When I tell you I’m starving come feed me everything I need.

Laying in bed in total darkness.

Strap from a girl who makes me feel safe even when shes mocking me and fucking me rough

I was literally lying awake in bed last night from 1 to past 3 am thinking about love. It would have been a much better conversation whispered, on a pillow, staring into someone's eyes.

Starving. Ugh.

Are you here to cultivate my garden, or simply play in my yard? For simplicity’s sake, just tell me first so I know whether to leave my front door locked. Regardless, we’ll be using my favorite types of tools all over the landscaping.

"ooh what if you get addicted to your ADHD meds" Bitch, who the hell forgets to take something they're addicted to??

Me when she actually… me when she can… I with the… AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! 😭😭 I was going to repost this on main but I just can’t. Hahaha.

they should invent a woman who will pull my hair while i moan into her mouth after eating her out

More. I need more. Bust for me baby.

top-a, top-a, top-a, top meeeeeee i wanna be dirtyyyyyyyy thrill me, chill me, fulfill me creature of the night

we could’ve been kissing by now

Who ate all the pussy

if the arc of the moral universe really bent toward justice, i think i'd be getting my pussy ate rn