This bullshit.

Let's get paid to watch #Sinners at work.

Pretty sure someone's stealing coffee filters to be a cunt, since we locked up the shit that was getting stolen, and now there are never filters.

Let's get paid to watch #TheUnholyTrinity at work.

Apparently my hotspot drops to 3G speeds if I use up the 5G. Pretty sure it was supposed to be 4G speeds.

Let’s finish this raise today. We’re building an AI lifeline app for our neighbors targeted by ICE. We’re so close to our initial target this wk of $25,000, which will put the first working version of the app in the hands of families in crisis. Give what you can. Thanks.👇 www.gofundme.com/f/PAXIS

I went from switching shifts to help my co-worker (and to get out of working on a weekday) to 16 fucking hours here because someone can't find a fucking babysitter.

Also please buy my music: bitcrushed.bandcamp.com/track/dunc all proceeds from this song / comp go to the ACLU

I get the feeling that this maga cunt at work isn't interested in current events when he asks about them.

The dipshit Trumper at work thinks the number of people Obama deported is part of some grand conspiracy and cover up because "no one talks about it."

Learned to pick a Master Lock model No. 3 (commercial edition). It's faster than using the key, sometimes. Do not buy those.

Multiple U.S. citizens have been arrested during ICE operations. The forcefulness, lack of communication, and unlawful practices displayed by federal agents will not be tolerated in Minnesota.

Let's try the new Taco Bell steak & poblano offering. And the new frozen vanilla cream swirl.

Totally didn't bother to start the car early on the coldest fucking day of the year so far.

What if you’re a citizen - how can you help when ICE turns up? www.PAXIS.app can help you help immigrants in danger. Here’s how. Donate to make this a reality: gofund.me/e383a7609

ChatGPT users - here is a simulation of www.PAXIS.app in action as a custom GPT: chatgpt.com/g/g-692c8652... A live-response guide for when ICE shows up. It gives calm, legal steps in real time — rooted in the Constitution, grounded in human rights, and ready in multiple languages. Test it…

The I/T people who I sent an excruciatingly detailed list of what applications and version numbers I need, AT THEIR REQUEST, are now here after hooking up the new work PC scrambling to install the applications I need.

Several of my co-workers went for their state license renewal class today, when they got there they get told the instructor called out sick. This fucking company is so god damned incompetent

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

Allivet does not take prescriptions sent in from the customer, yet my vet does not deal with third party pharmacies. Fortunately, someone at the vet apparently did not know that and authorized the cat's heart medication.

it’s amazing to see the traditional music formats like radio taking stands against AI music. DSPS should follow suit. fuck AI

Remember my tale of the roofer who scammed us? Well, court had finally ended. We won. Shane Collins of Getter Done Roofing not only scammed us with shoddy work he had no business or knowledge doing, but he also did not show for court. Please beware if you ever come across Shane.

I hope I can maintain my composure when I call the vet for the third time trying to get a copy of a fucking prescription.

If you ever wanted to blindly buy the complete discography of an electronic music project you've never heard of, this is the one. Twice as much, if you love Pac-Man.

1/2 (actually more like 60 %) of a Bake Boxx bar was useless. Today we'll try 140% of one.

I guess I can either get up or lay here staring at the ceiling or wall and get up later after I never fall asleep again.

The hottest isopod-based PC game is on sale. If you love #Webbed, you'll love their follow-up #Isopod.

Told a truck driver that to resolve the issue he was having he'd have to exert a modicum of effort, and he looked at me like a deer in headlights.

A truck driver snatched his access badge back from a guard who was processing his exit from the refinery. The guard said to not do that, and the fucking driver actually called security hq to complain about the guard LOLOL.

Amazon put my shit in the fucking common area again. Stupid cunt.

This has returned from grading.

I scanned the driver's cash app code so I could tip him for bringing me home, the fucking bank card failed because I forgot I had gotten my new one and didn't update in the app, so now I look like a fucking dick.

Fucking flat tire. I know it's those fucking potholes at the parking lot at work.

Why is the most incompetent fucking guard the boss's child.

gofund.me/dbd60eb45 Y’all, things are dire since my car has been stolen a week before our move. We were counting on having it. Things have been really rough & being on disability, which I’ve been on since my lymphoma diagnosis, limits my budget drastically. If you can help or share I’d be grateful.

MF looking like he's got to work or something.

This is what I call bitchcraft. It’s enchanting. It’s glorious. It’s what I needed to start my day with a smile.

For those who need this Here

One of the most shocky things about The Apprentice film is that the Trump character knew what an atrium is.

Ex sent a FB request. Let's see where this goes.

Amazing how fast the #EpsteinFiles stopped trending here. Why is that? #ReleaseTheFiles

Had to report this ad to LinkedIn immediately.

My coworker asked why a locking cabinet was added to the kitchen. I stated that it's because shit gets stolen. She suggested just getting shelves. She's an EMT responsible for peoples' lives.

@schumer.senate.gov you are worse than trump