2hrs into this drive and I forget for a bit I can play on phone. I'm not the one driving.... Maybe I'll go back to being in the moment tho. Very 90s

Loving me is drinking through a slightly chewed straw when we share a drink

Hair feels dirty, can't get it to look right, skin breaking out like crazy, around a lot of people just feeling chopped as hell. Save me. Or kill me

Please please please can I make poor financial decisions please as a treat please

Trinkets I need more trinkets and cute things little cute things that are pink and fluffy oh my god where are the figures the cunty little figures from the blind boxes pls I need them

I'm so bad and awkward with talking to people omg why does it feel like I'm sweating trying to say the right thing and act normal

Survived the airport

God forbid a girl wants to nap and then nap and then nap and then nap

I frew up (emotionally)

I just need a dessert for morale

I need to pack Oh my God you guys I haven't even looked at my flight info oh my god I haven't even put it into the app Oh my God what the hell I literally insisted to be on a flight at like 7:00 a.m. Friday What the fuck

Pretty disappointed we don't have chicken strips right now I just want some chicken strips with barbecue sauce.

There is something deeply wrong with me and that's something you just have to get used to

Desperately need to unlearn unnecessary shame and embarrassment holy fuck I am only human

Okay that's really embarrassing okay

Sorry but I'm still thinking about how my boyfriend's family never washes pillows and if they get dirty just throws them away and get new ones.....

Omggg I just want to live in the secret world of arrietty as a fellow borrower and just be small and steal

Everything I say bears repeating, that's why I repeat myself often

Literally me by the way. Don't know how they got these pictures of me kind of weird?

No I do judge you if u let it pet lick ur mouth

Girls can goon too

Smosh ur so funny I love you (Angela, Amanda, Courtney mostly)

Hannah Montana is so right. underneath, I'm just an ordinary girl. Sometimes I'm lazy, I get bored I get scared, I feel ignored I feel happy, I get silly, I choke on my own words, I make wishes, I have dreams

So I'm watching a YouTube video procrastinating taking a shower but a couple minutes in it's like so good that I actually want to watch it after I shower so it's better.... You know

God forbid a girl likes attention.. mind u men r incels online

Fun colored hair is instant aura, argue w the wall idc

Reading is so hot, better support ur local library

Who else is the sibling that is "too woke"

Why do the cats feel the need to bother me on the toilet, like I know u know what's going on, with your great sense of smell and all... Let me wipe my ass for Christ sake

Stomach hurt. Am I dying?

Blonde blindness is funny bc girl that hair is WHITE ur not blonde anymore 😭

All for the love of the game

$8.99 is 1000 vbucks, how much is one V bucks be worth? Stay in school kids and you can do important math like this when you're 28 🧠 (I didn't stay in school, so it's taking a me minute or two)

Bring back to headphone jack on phonessss u bastardsssddss

Bf kinda a divaaaa. That's an Aries 4 ya 💖

Local girl continues to suffer in different and interesting ways

You know what I think I need to wash my face and my hair about this let me get back to you

Connections Puzzle #1000🎉 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦

Gonna wife him once day fr 😍😍😍

Gonna write mpreg fanfic about me n bf

I like seeing men cry

scary tornado warnings:(

Sexy bf I miss u

Still having a migraine someone kill me please please please please it's been all day nothing is helping end my suffering

Me n my girls fr

Sometimes my boobs do need to be jailed. Just to get out of my way

Holy fuck I'm actually in LOVE

Eat the rich not the animals

Youtubers look so scary when they edit themselves so heavily for a thumbnail 😭

A love for humanity despite it all