What the fuck is the point of trying to do anything kind for someone who is utterly uninterested & passionless about life with you?

Shit. Woke up and the assholes followed us into October. Rude.

Bring me that casual butch charisma that turns me into a puddle and show me what you can do.

bouncing on it is not enough I need you to punch me in the face

Released in October 1982, #Bauhaus cover of the 1972 #DavidBowie track "Ziggy Stardust" was a single from their third album “The Sky’s Gone Out” and a smash hit. It peaked at number 15 on the #UKSinglesChart, earning the band an appearance on the television programme #TopofthePops.

mantis shrimp

"You cannot get through a single day without having an impact on the world around you. What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make.” Rest in power, Dr. Jane Goodall

Sore losers are so pathetic. Especially over fucking video games. Find a way to tell me you’ve got the emotional growth of a fourth grade boy without saying so more clearly than being almost 40 years old & falling apart because you lost at fucking Mariokart. For fuck’s sake. 🙄

Stop fucking around and flirt with me ffs

Okay babe, how about you and me go back to my place & play “Carpenter?” Only two rules to the game: we both get hammered and you nail me. 😏

I noticed when you stopped noticing and actually, I am mad about it.

* holds own boob for comfort *

Thаt Lооk Whеn She Hоps Up, Grіnds Slоw, and Оwns The Room #lesbian #hot #lesbians #lesbianlove #nsfwsky

a shower isn't enough. i need the kraken to pull me into the challenger deep

Well this is cool as hell. Sounds like an expensive and invasive procedure, but when the alternative is as awful as Huntington’s…

Narcissists will push you until you snap, then blame you & claim you’re the problem but never wants to discuss the abuse that triggered it.

these boomers listening to tiktoks on TOP volume in public absolutely must be stopped

Dreaming

wizened wayfarer to both lose and find oneself unforeseen pathways — #haikuchallenge wayfarer #photography

tits or ass? bro her event horizon

Not everyone is going to think I’m cute and funny, and that’s okay. They probably just think I’m brilliant and hot.

Piranha Pigeon off Lexington.

this guy is a frog cleric, he lost a finger in a battle, he has a fish hook necklace because a major prophet in his religion was caught on a fish hook lol

In other accurate medical news today, RFK Jr announced that there’s a link between autism and his media appearances.

Somebody rubbing your butt is just about the best thing ever ☺️

I’m being raptured!! WHEEEEEEEEEE!! Oh. Wait. *checks pockets* I’m actually just naked and blitzed again. Shit.

pornography bans and censorships make no sense to me bc sexuality is quite literally part of being human.. suppressing that part or acting like it's gross is never going to be good, we've already been there, not even for teens who go through a lot of hormonal changes and should safely learn about it

Her: what are you thinking about? Me: I wish I had tentacles like some kind of ancient forgotten god

Going forward there is no fashion. There is only hard pants and soft pants now.

I have two schools of thought concerning queer lesbian yearning: 1) Tis a device rendered by exquisitely sadistic & homophobic minions of hell whose only interest is to binge watch our suffering. 2) Yearn, baby, yearn! We have one life to live & the famished burn of the yearn reminds us of this.

disney adults are currently doing pretty much exactly what they should be doing, and dumping on them is super counterproductive.

The die fighting beside an elf scene from LOTR except it's me with Disney Adults

I myself would also like the rapture to happen

Clouds are neat

I'm out on another walk as unofficial town sorcerer and I remembered to bring my bag of unsalted peanuts. So far I've been greeted by a woodpecker and a small cat. I also glimpsed a ghost while looking through a grouping of leaves. He was either a spirit or a regular guy who ran away extremely fast.

Men act like their lust is such a plague to them, maybe don't be a pervy gooner it's not that hard?

can’t knit, kitty napping on my yarn

There is no world in which it is normal for the president to publicly call upon his attorney general to hurry up and prosecute his political foes. It’s like the Watergate tapes but posted on social media. Let’s get a grip on what’s happening here.

Can everyone please help me send some support and love to Doug’s family? They’ve just gone through an emotional wringer. 💔❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

The great thing about having a gf who doesn’t give a fuck & never checks my feed is I can post songs like this reacting to the 48hr fight she’s perpetuating because I had the nerve to point out very real things she does to hurt me knowing my past & trauma specifically (like going radio silent), &

When your brain refuses to dopamine correctly, even with meds, so you venture off to the wild blue yonder in search of rare plant based sources.

#StevenUniverse #Peridot

babe, would you read me a story?

In absolute respectful awe of people who manage to maintain their routines while everything is so distracting.

Just to clarify - the main thing the Trump administration is making cheaper is....cocaine?

the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok

Genuine desire is unmistakable. Tangible. Unbridled. When she shows you she has no interest in you believe her, waste no time trying to change that.

Buy me whiskey then take me into a dark hallway where we can sloppily make out while you grope my tits under my shirt when people aren’t around us.

Robert Redford playing a gentle incarnation of death, coming for a frightened old woman in The Twilight Zone episode "Nothing in the Dark" (1962). An extraordinary performance then, terribly bittersweet today