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Annoy the living daylights out of both payment processors and your local government. Never let them know peace while they are disturbing yours.

weird how many contexts the simple question "have you tried being pleasant to be around?" seems to unlock these days

“There are virtually no legal safeguards for pregnant women in federal custody.”

Welcome to the resistance comrade… brown recluse spider.

Can we please stop referring to "deaths" in ICE Custody? Unless detainees killed themselves, this is murder. I couldn't care less if they are migrants or citizens. They are humans, and these are crimes against humanity.

Rep. @brotherjones.bsky.social burns a confederate flag in the rotunda after the House passed 9-0 maps stripping Memphis of representation… #Memphis #JimCrow @MarshaBlackburn @GovBillLee

You can't spell police without ICE. Abolish both.

Youtuber: All the books are bad now. Me: I mean that's a little harsh, but I admit to a preference for the writing style of the mid century, with a slower buildup, more time to linger in the prose and less fear of adverbs... Youtuber: There are too many gay people in them. Me: Ah.

A class at my kids’ school put up little statements about the good they want to do in the world and I was over the moon about this one - then I learned they meant to say “teach people in jail” which is also good!

The happiness of this girl after discovering that her dog, whom she had been trying to teach sign language for some time, has finally begun to understand her. :)

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.

liberals on this microblogging website

If he cannot accept a no, HE DOES NOT DESERVE A YES.. Any man that has a problem with that can eat shit and fuck off.

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@bsky.app yo, what’s the deal? How come I can’t post videos :/

Pet your dogs, everyone, and appreciate that they have no idea what is happening in this fucked up world.

Iran is currently working with allies to attempt to close Bad al-Mandeb. If you don’t know what that is, look it up. Then Americans can expect gas prices to double. War is hell. The US is the stupidest country on Earth.

every time i write about wage theft i do a double take because it's so crazy corporations steal more than $50 bn from workers' paychecks each year, illegally paying workers less than they earned for their labor that significantly exceeds the combined losses from larceny, burglary, & vehicle theft

I read this in Matthew Waterson's voice so here we are. #xmen97#xmen#xmen #meme #magneto

Glaze 2.2 is out. It is an update for Windows users to support recent NVidia GPUs (including 50xx GPUs). Downloads at: glaze.cs.uchicago.edu Mac users do not need to update. We are also updating Nightshade to fix the True bug and also support new GPUs. That update is coming in the next few days.

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Things I’ve never watched: The Apprentice The Kardashians Fox News I win!

The world is stupid, but I just watched a squirrel break into a car in the parking lot below me, steal a package of crackers, and escape to a nearby tree. So at least somebody is winning.

Israeli National Security Minister, and war criminal, Ben Gvir, outside the Knesset chamber, celebrates with champagne and smiles the passing of the death penalty law for Palestinian detainees, the majority innocent civilians, declares happily: “Soon we will count them one by one.”

losing 1 million per day is insane

White folks are really just mad that fascism in America seems to effect them now. They were fine when they were the beneficiaries of it. They want to go back to being the beneficiaries of it.

The law makes the death penalty — by hanging — the default punishment for West Bank Palestinians convicted for nationalistic killings. https://to.pbs.org/4rXhkpf

134 years ago this cartoon was drawn, and in 134 years the problem has only gotten worse.

BREAKING: After ProPublica published letters written by children at the Dilley concentration camp, ICE officers raided the dormitories and confiscated the children's letters. I'm suing ICE to get them back. I'll explain it all in 45 minutes on @meidastouch.com here: www.youtube.com/live/H-D8SzR...

Alice Augusta Ball found the cure for leprosy at 23. She died in a mysterious lab accident at 24. Arthur Dean stole her research, stole it and renamed it from "The Ball Method" to "The Dean Method." It took 90 years before her original research papers were found and she got the credit due to her.

Today's GOP

Today's New Yorker cartoon, by Ivan Ehlers

This is literally the only thing i have the bandwidth to read about today

I think it's bad when liberal Christians act confused and angry that non-Christians might be a bit reflexively hostile to the hegemonic religion they share with a whole political movement of aspiring theocrats which dominates half the country

it’s incredibly blackpilling to me that it takes rising gas prices and rising gas prices alone to have people turn against the war in iran, and not the american government murdering thousands of children and civilians in iran. americans are incredibly selfish

We can NOT let any of these people rejoin polite society after this is done. We can’t let ⬜️ people provide cover by calling us divisive when this is over. They need to be treated like the treasonous evil mfers they are or this will happen again. We must fix the mistake of the Confederacy.

IQ tests are modern phrenology.

Upside down, by the ankles, and then treat him like a piñata.

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

international women’s day

Morning.